Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • sg

    Who’s 23?……..anyone?

    • Stan Stanson

      I have lived for 23 years….por que

    • Apocalypse_Now

      lots of people

    • Duvel

      I am, but I don't know why I am saying this.

  • Needle

    #12, that is all.

    • andfukyamoms

      what a whory little slut.

      • morebeer

        I know, awesome isn't it?

        • the_real_Mike

          It sure is……

      • Smitty

        Trampy attention whore.

    • *o*

      holy shit….

    • spydermonkey

      Def a winner here. Was better for me while it was loading…slow motion kicked it up a notch in my opinion.

    • child.molester

      oooooh fap, fap fap… MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!11

    • matty

      I couldn't get past #12

      • thedude325

        Anybody know who she is?

        • Will

          Sara Cox

    • Antoine

      She's hot, but it definitely looks like a shitty party.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      holy jesus, that is what i call natural

    • Tomas

      Why hasn't The Chive found her yet??? o.0

  • B

    10 was taken in elk grove village IL!!!

    • Si1entStatic

      #10 there is another one on a target in rosemont next to Allstate arena. Best part is it's in the direct path of the O'hare inbound landing strip, last thing pilots see before touchdown………

  • Cali

    Who is 23. Moar plz

  • Donnie

    #23 who is that? Amazing

  • Jayster223

    How is every guy not checking out #12

    • the other OTHER Jen

      because they actually know how to get laid.

  • manicmachine

    #23 yowza

    • MacNCheesePro

      Need MOAR of her! Especially in those stockings!

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        I love the stocking posts..

        • girls girls girls

          i love the posts with girls

        • MacNCheesePro

          There needs to be a stockings post on……..any day, but it should be a regular thing…

    • Frank M

      #23 Melissa Delmonte

  • Still_Counts

    Achievement Unlocked: Daily Morning Wood!

    #12 #23

    • maclean

      more like uncomfortable 2 am wood

  • OneClownShoe

    #23 yummy!

  • Jeff

    #12 All I want for Christmas

    • Benny

      … are bouncing boobs? I think there's a surgery for that.

      • ISAAC

        some people are perfect the way they are. i will take that every day over fake girls

    • stuff

      is to motorboat

  • Insomniac

    #24 your owner has ocd, doesn't he, boy?

    • timmy

      if you watch this backwards, the dog is a dick.

      • SimonPhoenix

        LOL .. that's hilarious. I totally derped.

    • Plurp

      I want this dog. Left open cabinets and closet doors make me very uncomfortable.

      • qwert

        …the open closet when youre already in bed

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      If OCD means obsessive compulsive dog,then yes.

    • Lisa

      Seems the only thing he needs to learn now is how to make a sandwich. 😉

      • Tuga Power

        😀 lol i want it!

  • ....

    #15 I feel a your mom joke in the works….

    • Bubba

      Just burn it!

      • Zappy

        rick ross!

    • Helmet4

      What up Bra?

    • The_Dood

      I was thinking that they finally made one for Norma Stitz.

  • Ander

    #17 Standard on all douche-mobiles

    • hMMMM

      I think a personal, mobile stripper pole on the back of your car is that of greatness, no douchebaggery

      • Unfkngblvbl

        true, except that it's on an Escalade EXT.

  • Russ

    #23 wowzers in my trousers

  • EST

    oh my god im awake for the DMA and I have an exam in the morning… this wont go well

    • Same boat

      Hahaha me too. 9am biochemistry

      • Yup

        Me three. 9am English.

    • pjsupremex

      it is morning

  • maclean

    that awkward moment when all the first comments are of the same picture

    • j22

      that awkward moment when you need to go back to 9gag

  • Mike

    How did Oprah's bra get up there?

    • Zappy

      ur mistaken its rick ross's

  • therealguy

    #23 FIND HER!

  • MACro

    #12 Why didn't one pop out??? What magic is keeping them in place???

    • gaz

      those bad boys must be duck taped in

      • Dr Soap

        It's the immeasurable force that binds the universe, keeping electrons spinning in atoms, monumental forces in nuclei bound, either that or tit tape!

        • TBT

          They did recently find the higgs boson. Glad they are putting it to good use.

          • MattKL

            More like the Higgs bosom.

    • Itchy-Chin

      who is she? if not know…FIND HER!

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      It was still loading frame-by-frame by the time i scrolled to it…. Nipple

    • its_forge

      She's young, they're firm, and she knows how to dress to go dancing.

  • blub_glub

    #24 does he have a brother?

    • Underbaker

      Who do you think opened everything up?

  • Mike

    #21 Best Christmas Idea Ever

    • Evan

      They actually have Bitburger advent calenders for sale over here. And yes, it is a great Christmas idea.

  • Ding Dong

    # yep just about right

    • ding dong

      # 8

      • Swaff

        … you just failed twice in a row. congrats

  • NeYo

    #23 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers….

    • heywoodjablowme

      what else would she be doing in your bed?

    • pjsupremex

      i wouldnt kick her out if she shit herself on my sheets and threw it at the ceiling fan!

      • asdf

        I would

    • renegade

      I would, theres more room on the floor!!!

  • sshuggi

    #12 I missed the rest of the post…. Just stayed on this one.

    • asdf

      yeah. this better be the start to "things that bounce Thursday"!!

  • chetvik


    i love you….truck

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