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Forever Alone (24 Photos)

December 15, 2011 | In: Funny, Merica

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Disko

What is it with women that they want to ban video games don’t they see that its cold out and its now time to bond with the electric art of gaming and sleep i make sure the house is paid for lights are on and i have abbs just for her and yet my playstation and online friends are neglected

Sharon

I love video games. but I wish my boyfriend had abs instead of a huge beer gut

2pumpdump

I'm sure he wishes you swallowed and did anal but hey…….. you can't always get whatcha want.

Turbo nemo

I feel better about myself now
April Calendar girl

That’s it. I’m going out & kissing boys tonight. It’s been over a year since my divorce, there should be a pic of me in this post.. Fuuuuuuck.

yomama

Probly might should submit a pic then, huh?
stfu!

I smell an attention whore!

Jtrain

Yessss
Bob

Awe… This made me sad…
Jtrain

Fuck yea. I was first. Cross that of the bucket list.
blah blah

Merry Christmas!
Unfkngblvbl

#8 Now that's just sad…and weird.

hank

he looks like a who from the grinch!

mihaisuzuki

He looks like a retarded forever alone and dying alone person…

Jason Dean

#21 – Gotta hand it to them – CLEVER
http://twitter.com/TrentVincent @TrentVincent

#15 is a frightening concept
dalexmu

#18 pussy magnet??

DaddyD

No. That's the number of kills this car has accrued. 14 cats and one dorky girl.
Falthor

Kay that made me lol… I've actually seen this on a car here in Windsor Ontario too.

DeathByCherio

#6 forever alone my ass, take off the sweatshirt and send in a chivette picture

hMMMM

i don't know…cat sweater seems to imply that she's a creepy old lady in training

Craigery

So what? We don't want to marry her, we just want to see her body.

MonkeyMadness

She probably has a troll face.

http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

#7 something tells me Liz Lemon has this book

DaddyD

2 copies

Dan

#20 I feel really bad for this person.

drew

Indeed, no one likes smudged mustard on their bread.
hMMMM

mustard frosting is out of this world
Underbaker

Maybe his girlfriend made him a cake that looked like bread with mustard on it?

Jag

If so he's got a very talented right hand

TomTheCameraGuy

I guess #17 read #7
Diggler

#18 This is still less annoying than the people who plaster their whole family on the back window…

Flicka

FIND HER!!!
Underbaker

I thought it was the kill list like on old WWII planes.
TheAutomaticMan

I saw a zombie version of the family thing once, including dogs and cats. It was actually pretty cool.

Tom

scrolling the chive alone, owning #9, and seeing other people who are alone, makes for one lonely chiver.

Lisa

i own the whole series. that can't say good things about me…oh and i have a cat as my pic. damnit!

MylesofStyles

#15 Makes me want to grab my AA-12 and hide my kids behind me.

Guns & God, how sad

Don't fergit yer Bahble!
SimonPhoenix

YOU HAVE AN AA-12?

FTW .. You are my hero!!!

MylesofStyles

You never know when zombies might come knocking. Works just as well on douche bags like Guns & God though.

misschris

#8 Note to self… work on INNER monologue….
Franklin1138

#16 Not buying it. That girl would have to be bat shit crazy in order for her to be alone. And even then it'd still be worth it.

ahem

It's for her "private" alone time…. if you know what I'm saying.. hep hep

conserndguy

wtf triful naw wtf
conserndguy

o.0
conserndguy

i give up
rikooprate

#5 Kinda smart. Weird, but psudo-smart in the ablility to avoid human to human conversation. "Can you take my picture?"
chicago

#23 flip side: the middle man's not drinking alone…

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