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December 15, 2011 |
In: Funny, Merica
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Category: Funny, Merica
What is it with women that they want to ban video games don’t they see that its cold out and its now time to bond with the electric art of gaming and sleep i make sure the house is paid for lights are on and i have abbs just for her and yet my playstation and online friends are neglected
I love video games. but I wish my boyfriend had abs instead of a huge beer gut
I'm sure he wishes you swallowed and did anal but hey…….. you can't always get whatcha want.
I feel better about myself now
That’s it. I’m going out & kissing boys tonight. It’s been over a year since my divorce, there should be a pic of me in this post.. Fuuuuuuck.
Probly might should submit a pic then, huh?
I smell an attention whore!
Awe… This made me sad…
Fuck yea. I was first. Cross that of the bucket list.
#8 Now that's just sad…and weird.
he looks like a who from the grinch!
He looks like a retarded forever alone and dying alone person…
#21 – Gotta hand it to them – CLEVER
#15 is a frightening concept
#18 pussy magnet??
No. That's the number of kills this car has accrued. 14 cats and one dorky girl.
Kay that made me lol… I've actually seen this on a car here in Windsor Ontario too.
#6 forever alone my ass, take off the sweatshirt and send in a chivette picture
i don't know…cat sweater seems to imply that she's a creepy old lady in training
So what? We don't want to marry her, we just want to see her body.
She probably has a troll face.
#7 something tells me Liz Lemon has this book
#20 I feel really bad for this person.
Indeed, no one likes smudged mustard on their bread.
mustard frosting is out of this world
Maybe his girlfriend made him a cake that looked like bread with mustard on it?
If so he's got a very talented right hand
I guess #17 read #7
#18 This is still less annoying than the people who plaster their whole family on the back window…
I thought it was the kill list like on old WWII planes.
I saw a zombie version of the family thing once, including dogs and cats. It was actually pretty cool.
scrolling the chive alone, owning #9, and seeing other people who are alone, makes for one lonely chiver.
i own the whole series. that can't say good things about me…oh and i have a cat as my pic. damnit!
#15 Makes me want to grab my AA-12 and hide my kids behind me.
Don't fergit yer Bahble!
YOU HAVE AN AA-12?
FTW .. You are my hero!!!
You never know when zombies might come knocking. Works just as well on douche bags like Guns & God though.
#8 Note to self… work on INNER monologue….
#16 Not buying it. That girl would have to be bat shit crazy in order for her to be alone. And even then it'd still be worth it.
It's for her "private" alone time…. if you know what I'm saying.. hep hep
wtf triful naw wtf
i give up
#5 Kinda smart. Weird, but psudo-smart in the ablility to avoid human to human conversation. "Can you take my picture?"
#23 flip side: the middle man's not drinking alone…
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