Being married 4 years now… sometimes I wish I was alone… I just want to play my video games in peace woman!
strychnine
hey at least you have sex.. (or probably not, cuz you're married. lol)
TheAutomaticMan
Hey, i'm married, can someone tell me what sex means……
Dick Salad
It's when you wait for your wife to fall asleep so you can go jerk off at the computer.
TheAutomaticMan
nailed it
j22
I used to have that problem. I wish I still did. * temporarily alone*
Grace
I'm banned from video games.
its_forge
My wife's the guildmaster; we log on at raid time and then I sit around for 20 minutes waiting for her to get through answering all the /whispers she gets hit with the second she shows up. I have a dream of just being able to play, without having to deal with guild business, or deal with someone dealing with guild business. But it's just a dream.
jdfish2279
#2 The cat is going to be pissed all it got was a lousy card for Christmas.
wkdfrog
#5 I'm not alone, but i want that pole – handy for taking photos in hard to view places!
bozz
U are definetaly alone
80's Baby
But Officer, Im blind and I thought it was a walking stick…. How did I know it was taking pictures of sexy women in skirts? Honest..
vent187
Hahaha. Awesome post.
sandi
#2 is awesome. i will be sending that to my sis in law, may not sign it though