Forever Alone (24 Photos)

  • thedude325

    this is depressing

  • Dick Salad

    Being married 4 years now… sometimes I wish I was alone… I just want to play my video games in peace woman!

    • strychnine

      hey at least you have sex.. (or probably not, cuz you're married. lol)

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Hey, i'm married, can someone tell me what sex means……

        • Dick Salad

          It's when you wait for your wife to fall asleep so you can go jerk off at the computer.

          • TheAutomaticMan

            nailed it

    • j22

      I used to have that problem. I wish I still did. * temporarily alone*

    • Grace

      I'm banned from video games. 😦

    • its_forge

      My wife's the guildmaster; we log on at raid time and then I sit around for 20 minutes waiting for her to get through answering all the /whispers she gets hit with the second she shows up. I have a dream of just being able to play, without having to deal with guild business, or deal with someone dealing with guild business. But it's just a dream.

  • jdfish2279

    #2 The cat is going to be pissed all it got was a lousy card for Christmas.

  • wkdfrog

    #5 I'm not alone, but i want that pole – handy for taking photos in hard to view places!

    • bozz

      U are definetaly alone

    • 80's Baby

      But Officer, Im blind and I thought it was a walking stick…. How did I know it was taking pictures of sexy women in skirts? Honest..

  • vent187

    Hahaha. Awesome post.

  • sandi

    #2 is awesome. i will be sending that to my sis in law, may not sign it though

  • Balargon
    • Balargon

      lol, how the hell do you place pictures here??

      • CalAb13

        # sign plus the pic number # 23 <— no space


        • Balargon

          thank you ! you are awesome =)

          • CalAb13

            No worries


  • AllanA

    #15 that's going to hunt my dreams

    • Craigery

      Michael Jackson: Dream Hunter

  • Flicka


    FIND HER!!!

  • etcrr

    #23 Sweet, I finally made the Chive…that's me in the middle

    • jasgat66

      Care then to explain WTF is going on? Also, who picked that snazzy wall paper?

    • etcrr

      I knew this was coming it isn't me who posted but it is pretty funny

      • HRagent

        Do not you think, the camera kept another girl?

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  • Rich

    My mom would need 14 more decals for car. Seriously.

  • Rich

    * I mean, "her car".

  • Goldenage_Geek

    Aww, see #15!

  • Swanky

    #11 not anymore

  • @Gingergreek

    #18 Not sure if its Lady with a lot of cats or if drive has run over a lot of cats and a lady

  • Keith_D

    The guy in the middle of #23 is what I look like every January 1st at 12.00 AM

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  • Edaea_Sinid

    #6 Takes sweater off. Forever surrounded.

  • Mel

    I'm kinda disappointed with this post. I saw the majority of these pictures in a post from another site a few hours ago, all the pictures with a few extra's. I can understand re-posts but stealing a whole set of photos?

  • Thoridin58

    There isn't a woman alive that is alone except by choice. She could have fallen out of the ugly tree (hitting every branch on the way down) and still be able to find a guy that wants to be with her. Men on the other hand…

  • louis

    #3 is the president of Europe. He's from my country, Belgium!

    • fred

      ru sure not a frenchie (murder by death 180)

  • bkfrijoles

    #19 ive totally done that

  • fred

    what is it with kittehs and being alone?, I wonder

  • zunebeatsipod

    Thank you for the hilarity today. This post made me laugh out loud! Every one of these photos is awesome!

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