I do what I want (36 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • All methed up

    Gape me

  • Carguy95

    #7 hey dumbass or you could just get a regular car… Like a hummer!

    • jimmyjimmerson

      Or you could just put gas in it.

      • Thoridin58

        Still has to gas up the generator.

    • sureman123

      LOL.. your fault your dumbass bought a Prius…

    • Chip

      It could be a propane powered generator, which is more efficient that gasoline.

    • credible hulk

      guarantee that generator put out more emotions that the car engine does. Lots of regs on auto emissions that aren't applied to things like generators.

  • Missoula

    # 18

    Fucktard… Then you die and wonder why me?

    • 6655321

      Way to represent Missoula.

      • Missoula

        Just sayin'… I get the point of the post but this is like the idiots who ignored the Yosemite Falls signage and went oveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr… No sympathy for idiots.

    • Jack

      I don't think he's gonna wonder anything if he's dead.

  • April Calendar girl

    Holy shit Devil, take a Xanax. Lol

  • 1st


  • kapper

    Everyone is just like…. Fuck it!

  • rable


  • Brother Maynard

    #36 Bad ass.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Yeah, I do what I want, like post FIRST!! Chivers are too slow…


    • DarkChochiman

      Watch out, we got a badass over here…

    • Pwithc

      Sucks to suck.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Thank you for proving my point. The point was: I was obviously not first, but since you're assuming I thought I was first, you are slow. And suck.


        • bud

          its great when you can cover up your stupidity with some more

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Nah, he took the bait.
            Anyway I'm getting bored with Chivers.


        • you_have_downs

          Yea Paula you really do have downs sometimes….it's silly….I remember when trolls actually tried….sigh….

  • Darren

    first page!

  • Holy Hell

    There are just so many rebels in this world today.

    • fnaah

      this pisses me off. GET YOUR DRINK OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, unless you feel like paying for it to be refelted.

  • rikooprate

    I give no fuck…

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    I shall allow this

    • dagleja3

      Yeah, if your a hot chick, you can pretty much get away with anything

  • TheAutomaticMan

    I'm a fan of Epic meal time and all, but this guy is a tool #5

    • Mr "YOUR WRONG"

      I'm sorry but your wrong, smosh is totally awesome.

      • Mr "YOUR WRONG"

        *You're* lol

        • TheAutomaticMan

          his name is smosh…… he's TOTALLY…… a tool

    • TheLittleBear

      What does Epic Meal Time have anything to do with Smosh

    • Just Sayin'

      That's Anthony from Smosh. He can do what the fuck he likes.

      • TheLittleBear


    • zane pain

      HA nice haircut d-bag!

    • wha?

      Tool is right… how about I go into your place of work, and throw all your shit around and pretend it is funny. Don't care if you think you are funny, don't disrespect other people's work or their place of work.

  • jasgat66

    #9 Sometimes that's the only way to open those damn things..

    • Just Sayin'

      After seeing that image, i imagined it being on every single damn photo that followed.

      And now we have a new meme…thanks a lot chive! :/

      • internet says

        not new

    • Hah

      Use a hammer.

  • frankus

    #10 thats what i love about them highschool girls…..

    • Dick Salad

      So the chive shirt doesn't make you look skinnier or like any less of a douche? People should have to submit a picture before they sport this shit.

      • ahem

        Damn, read my mind! (see my post further down in the spread)…. I'm not sure what a chiver is supposed to be, but not that fatfaggo douche…. good call Dick Salad.

        • Craigery

          You know how I know you guys are gay? You see a picture of a guy and you immediately start critiquing his physical attractiveness and fashion choices.

    • Franklin1138

      All he needs now is a beer koozie tied around his neck with a bottle of his choice, and he'll be all squared away.

    • Suddsy B

      I like this guy a lot…maybe cause I'm looking at me fifteen years ago, minus the members only jacked, logo tee, and ill fitting jeans…hit the gym, you"ll crush it afterwards

  • Drew Carry

    #1 She's laying on my dick in that picture. The "Keep Off" tattoo was the result of a lost bet, and cost me $9,248.

  • 80's Baby

    #9 got a chuckle out of me

  • pjsupremex

    #7 simply awesome!

    • fuck a prius

      and by awesome you mean gay as fuck!

    • DrLeppiwinks

      Still a Prius, still needs to stay the fuck out of the fast lane on the highway

    • vindi

      and I'm sure the engine is better on gas than that piece of shit carbureted generator.

      • Indeed

        And emissions. Small engines like these are filthy.

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #24 i will pretend i know whats wrong with this picture

    • misschris

      The guy in the white truck is definitely on the wrong side of the road, passing the people in the turn lane. People be crazy

    • Drew Carry

      Wrong lane at the intersection. But it's OK to be slow, I have no clue about #22!

      • SpacemanSpiff

        these guys are lounging in an Ikea Showroom

        • Drew Carry

          Gracias. I've never been to an Ikea store.

    • obamasucks

      the woman in the white van is obviously in the wrong lane, she is facing oncoming traffic

      • AllanA

        a woman indeed!

    • charlie

      That guy is sitting in oncoming traffic. The picture was taken from the left turn lane

    • Aliks527

      The driver of the white vehicle thinks they are in london

    • menstr8

      The van isn't in the turn lane, it's in the left lane of oncoming traffic. Look at the double lines. Doesn't surprise me. I can tell by the tags it's in Flori-duh and people don't know how to drive here.

      • Mikey

        One day I'll be able to free myself of this god forsaken state. I see this crap every day in Miami. What do you expect, though? On Monday the guy was driving a burro cart in Tegucigalpa, on Tuesday they came to America, by Thursday they're cousin at the DMV hooks them up with a driver's license.

    • Craigery

      The white van is on the wrong side of the double-line, facing oncoming traffic.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Got it! thanks guise

      well he…no…she might be also going the right way in reverse

    • bdb

      thats florida damn old people can't drive i see worse all the time

    • Not First

      Glad my picture made it! And yes, it was a she. Love my drive in to work.

  • sshuggi

    #32 I had one of those, great replacement for a snow tire. You can fit like three people in it,

    • Craigery

      Great replacement for a snow tire? You put those on your car in the winter and drive on them?

  • that_dude_b

    #5 dick

    • JLC

      Hipster douche.

  • http://twitter.com/TrentVincent @TrentVincent

    #7 made me giggle. That's the way to minimize your carbon footprint

    • fuck hippies

      surrender your man card for "giggling" while looking at a prius. fag!

    • Coonberry

      Actually it's completely dumb; how is that generator producing electricity? I don't see solar panels, so it's burning some type of fuel. It's probably not doing it as efficiently as a large power plant, so there is probably a larger carbon footprint. Also, by adding weight to the vehicle, it makes the vehicle consume more power to operate further decreasing its efficiency.

      Unless your Prius is charged by solar, wind, or nuke, you are burning fossil fuels, you are simply doing it at a power plant instead of locally.

      • Perhaps...

        …he was being sarcastic?

      • 2pumpdump

        dumb coon

  • Leah

    how did half of these pictures make the cut? not your best work, Chive.
    and what on earth is going on in #4?

    • AnthonySyl

      using a hairdryer to blow up an inflatable bed

    • daveh873

      They're using a hairdryer to inflate an inflatable mattress.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Mmm nice warm bed.

    • JLC

      More like "Mostly 'I do what I want', with a handful of 'I'm an idiot' mixed in".

  • http://Www.soundcloud.com/bline B Line

    Why? Because fuck you that’s why!!!!!

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