I do what I want (36 Photos)

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Do you do what you want? Send your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • Drew Carry

    My dick is too big to fail. My dick is so big I'm already fucking someone tomorrow. My dick is so big the tip still has snow in the summer. My dick is so big you're standing on it. My dick is so big it's right behind you…. Good times.

    • The The

      Man who makes comments about how big his dick is probably hasn't seen it in a while

      • Drew Carry

        Had you said "probably hasn't used it in while", it might have been better. Loved your album "Mind Bomb" by the way.

  • Bobby Bacon

    Good job #7 ! You're now using an engine that is less efficient than the original Prius motor. Not to mention, you've added weight, further decreasing economy. FAIL

    • Slappy

      Thanks, Mr. Obvious!

    • Craigery

      Polish Prius.

  • Woody

    #13 Not lucky

  • Slappy McGee

    #22 Anyone know what's wrong with this? Seems like a "nothing to see here" type of deal. Asians being Asians from what I can see…

    • SuckItTrebek

      i concur, not badass. Not even a little…

    • ahem

      at Ikea

    • AnthonySyl

      it's a furniture store

  • Cormacmc77

    Does what he wants as the last surviving Associate of the "Members Only" Club. (See Jacket)

  • KorovaMilkbar

    His corpse was later found glowing in the dark.

  • SquishyFlint

    #13 What's the problem? Stopped is about as slow as you can go.

    • Craigery

      Well, if you want to be literal, the sign says "Drive slowly", and they're not doing that. ;)

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    • varlotto

      if it's speed in a direction then you can go backwards and that would be slower

  • daveh873

    The white van is in the lane for oncoming traffic. Those parallel yellow lines mean 2-way traffic.

    • DaddyD

      This is perfectly normal in Russia and many other countries.

      • eddt

        russia? thats the sunshine state

  • Craigery

    #17 "Take a pic of me while I stand here and pretend like I'm peeing on this cop car."

    • Dick Salad

      "Ha ha, did you get it? So epic bro can't wait to put this on my facebook and show all the bro's how badass I am!"

  • stephen

    It may sound retarded but when I went abroad it prob kept my ass from being run over a few times. Definitely in the habit of lookin over my Left shoulder

  • Dream_Weaver

    F*ck the PO-Lice. I do what I want!

    • Craigery

      Except write the word "fuck" without censoring it.

  • Dave

    #7 lame. using a gas powered generator to run your electric car. whats the point!

  • 68W

    Dogface Soldier! HOOAH!

  • http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums/clubhouse/242632-i-made-chive-today.html#post4145755 I made the Chive today!

    […] made the Chive today! I giggled like a school girl when I saw it. I Do What I Want Gallery : theCHIVE number 15 __________________ 03 DSG- Ballin on a budget MM DSG Crew […]

  • ahem

    Why do I think #10 looks like an ass faggot and has only been on the Chive for about 2 months? just my opinion.

    • Craigery

      You can tell how long he's been visiting the website based on this picture? "I've been on The Chive since before it became popular and sold out. I used to see it perform in small intimate clubs in my home town." Douche.

  • VFR_Dude

    #15 The sign is there for a reason, idiot.

    • Craigery

      You don't get the point of this post, do you?

      • friendo

        but in the military when something says radioactive and dont eat or drink, you probably should not eat or drink…just saying

  • Falthor

    #17 king of all badasses

    • Craigery

      Standing next to a police car?

      • Falthor

        peeing on.

  • http://www.tsn.ca/ CalAb13

    #24 And probably turning right too

  • Geoff

    #2 ????????? what?

    • chicago

      Wildman here: takes a bite from string cheese

  • Franklin1138

    Thank you, Chive. These ALL made me laugh out loud. You've made my afternoon better. #9 made me laugh the most, though.

  • Mathias_

    #2 Some people just want to watch the world burn

  • Lewis

    #32 This was from Atari Teenage Riot at Bangface in May. An amazing gig.

    • Craigery

      Not as good as the Panic Fire in the Arcade Disco show at Kewlfest.

  • xDV8x

    Is #9 supposed to be Steve Harvey? Cuz that's the voice I hear when I read that.

  • ktel

    and not a single F**k was given that day

  • BaiiGanyo

    #23 Omg koi e tozi selenin det taka ni e izlojil i tuka daje xD

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