20 of the scariest celebrity faces made in 2011 (20 Photos)

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Let me start by saying that we are sorry for the slow start to the day. Last night we had a “company” Christmas night out on the town. Needless to say, we are all stumbling out of the blocks this morning. Feel free to dish out some shit our way if you’d like. Cheers.

  • Ben


  • Deezy623

    Finally! Been waiting all night for a new post, working an extended grave shift and I need chive to keep me going!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001082644224 Andy Drake

    Lohan actually looked half decent at her most recent court appearance. Hopefully she pulls it together.

    • ranD

      ya… she wont…

    • Soft Taco Juice

      Hopefully an amulance carrying her sister to the hospital with a cheeseburger IV runs over her… 5 times.

  • http://xxwhodatxx.wordpress.com xxwhodatxx

    Stodden isn’t a celeb she’s a low age high priced hooker.

  • bigcountry

    That’s ok Chive, I remember my first beer too.

  • Omi27

    #1…The face you make when you wake up to 50 year old balls laying next to you, at 17.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      haaaa you still think she is actually 17? Now that's funny!

  • Akljp

    #16 I think we should photo shop this!

    • Jawbone

      Go ahead. Or do you mean "we" as in "everyone BUT me should do this"?

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #3 – I knew it. Lobotomy!

    • dano

      Naw, that's just the skanks wig…you would think with her money, she could get one to match her skin tone better.

  • Lucas

    Carrot top is always scary.

    • Not First

      Agreed. Much more rare (possibly unicorn rare) would be a "good" picture of him.

  • Mike

    #20 way too much detail

    • Soft Taco Juice

      Where can I get nose hair like that?

      • Burrito

        In your nose.

  • Billz

    #20 Good thing I'm not shrooming looking at this 8^O

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Hey mate, where'd you get that lotion

  • Chip

    First…I do what I want.

  • ATC

    #17 I can't stand Deena

    • andyg8180

      cool story. i cant stand jersey shore…

      • ATC

        I got told I looked like the situation the other day.. I was pretty pissed to say the least. I'll take his money though

        • CAT

          So, you look like a douchebag.

    • Christy

      agreed- shes a pig

  • stickeys

    #13 What do you mean? Best she's ever looked.

    • j22

      This is the worst you could come up for her? Pretty hot i'd say

  • Stranger

    Rourke was never a looker, but now…..

    • Izo

      ….He looks just like Tom Waits.

    • Anon

      However, he is still a great actor. I feel sorry for him that the cosmetic procedures were such failures, but he has made a great comeback in movies. I wish him continued success.

  • Matt

    The fact that Ricky Gervais isn't on here is a travesty…

  • Iceman2509

    #1 What is wrong with this child?

    • kirah

      ummm attention whore???

      • The Chivery

        A Chivette?

        Chive on!

    • sean

      who said this teenage slut is a celebrity? Last time I checked Marrying an old balls actor and dressing like a slut didnt make you a celebrity it just got you an audition for MTV True Life I Love Saggy Balls!

      • kirah

        ^ now thats epic right there

      • Hugh

        I don't think she is a celebrity and I don't think she is a teenager and I am not sure she is a chick either.

  • Aaron

    #3 is begging to be shopped

    • rikooprate

      …and to be hit by a bus.

      • etarpookir

        You're getting annoying.

    • Truth

      Is begging to be slapped!

  • that_dude_b

    #16 I'd still tap that

    • MonkeyMadness

      You'll have to wait til I'm done. 😛

      • its_forge

        So… thirty, forty seconds?

    • doc aquatic

      me too just dont look into her dead eyes

    • SquishyFlint

      Name someone who wouldn't…

    • DaddyD

      Rule 34c has been violated. Katy Perry should never be shown from the neck up only.

      • MMM

        34C i see what you did there

  • Michael

    #18 damn she was so beautiful before. What a shame.

    • sean

      ruined. Just like her sister. This is why we must fight the war on drugs!

      • Guesty

        Kill it.. Kill it with fireee!

  • Mattythegooch

    Dopplegangers……………………#8 & #12 ( Rose, just fuckinig let it goooooo!! )

    • axle joke

      I think axle needs a couple more bracelets and then he'll look OK

    • Underbaker

      I think Carrot Top is looking more human then he has in years. #12

  • Billy-Bob


    • Sluttypanda

      Not even close bud

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    About fucking time you lazy asshats uploaded a new gallery!
    And look what you came up with! Damn Bob, guess you had your head in the trashcan and noticed this pile of crap on the bottom!?

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  • Tyler

    #2 that's the best charlie has looked in a while.

    • Mario


    • SpacemanSpiff

      I'm weening!

  • Henry Gibson

    I contend that #1 is not a celebrity.

    Furthermore, I contend that #4 is not a face.

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