Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

  • Veggin

    #12 wrx after wrx woo! come photo my sti!#13 subarus save lives keep calm and subi on!

    • FONZIE

      Amount of clicks traffic diverted to her website: 10,000. Average time spent on her website before clicking back to The Chive: 0.27 seconds.

    • Justin

      I hope to never find out but this is part of the reason i bought my Suby.


      • jim

        Hey, your cousin who was driving is a motherf&cking idiot. He could've killed you and some other poor souls. I'd like to beat the crap out of him once he recovers.

        • Smitty

          Driving tired is as dangerous and more dangerous in some cases than driving drunk.

          Good thing you're OK. Lesson learned I hope?

        • Alex

          He didn't even realize he WAS tired until it was too late. Shit happens. I was the only person injured and I don't blame him at all. Everyone else walked out of the car, I got a concussion and was the only person who NEEDED to be on the stretcher, my best friend simply had them take care of him as a precaution because he had minor back pain. Don't judge, he already feels TERRIBLE for this happening. This happened on two weeks ago, I'm still sore as hell, and you know what? I don't regret it at all. Like I said in the picture, Keep Calm and Chive On.

      • kodakkid

        you are kidding right?

    • IndyGirl

      Another reason why we drive a Subaru!

      • robbie_R

        It's why I drive a Subaru.. she's never left me stranded… am I going to find the same post on NASIOC?

  • Phenom

    #36 should be made into a wallpaper please!!!

    • R2GFan

      Yes please! F-ing hot!!

    • 2pumpdump

      Ya. Cus it's pretty hard to right click and set as desktop backround.

    • Shawnee

      This IS a wallpaper. In no way a chivette submission, photos like these can be seen all over 4 chan

    • Phenom

      I don't know. The image isn't as high-res as the "You could use a new wallpaper" photo's when you right click and set as background. Just sayin…

    • MTB6

      Yes WALLPAPER!!!!

  • BiChivette

    24. Whered you vacation Hun? You are delish!! Live that hump. XOXO from a fellow Chivette. Hotpanties30atgmail 🙂

    • Smitty

      Desperate much? Just throwing your email out there. Sounds like a throwaway anyway though.

      What do you think guys? Wookie? Derpina? Deepdish?

      I'd say prove me wrong by submitting from that addy, but you could always rip the pics off of MySpace. No one goes there anymore, so no one would know.


  • Cody

    Happy Holidays. Keep calm.

  • Cali

    #6,20,&32 should be Victoria secret models!!

    • Huzzah

      #6 used to be one. . . Bar Refaeli

      • Ely

        Doubt That

        • teh dude

          … it is bar refaeli, and she has worked for victoria secret. Maybe before you doubt something you should type it into google. Pretty damn simple dip shit.

  • Woo Woo

    Why is it Sexy Chivers and not Sexy Chivettes, if they are girls?

    • SquishyFlint

      Definition 3. And yes, I did put that one there. Cheers 🙂

    • SquishyFlint

      Sadly, the bastards at UD keep refusing my definition of Chiver. Ah well. At least they were smart enough to finally accept theChive: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=th

    • afewlittletrysts

      you sir or ma'am have been all over the place asking this question. It started as sexy chivers because the term chivette was only invented after John realized that some girls actually did love this site.

  • Nina

    #4 when the eff did they get that?! Wore my chive shirt there last weekend and no one said shit!!

    • zak0622

      at least you have a chive shirt….

  • http://Diuche.com Manifestion

    #13 – 15 your friend is a douchebag

    • TheAutomaticMan

      because he fell asleep on purpose and put your lives in danger…… on purpose……. -_-

      • gaz

        No for driving tired and endangering the lives of himself,his friends and other motorists..what if he crossed the road into a car with kids in it?..would you be a smart arse then automaticman?

        • yup

          You got that right. I wonder how many other selfish and irresponsible people crashed their car the same day and killed someone innocent. Guess they didn't take a picture of the ER.

      • Alex

        I'm the guy with the concussion and I'm with you. It was an ACCIDENT. And we're all FINE. Shit just happens.

    • Alex

      No, he most definitely is not. He simply did not realize he was tired until it was too late. He would have pulled over and gotten one of the energy drinks we had in the trunk if he had been even the slightest bit drowsy. Out of the 4 people in the car, I was the only injury, and I never even considered blaming my cousin for what happened. The other guy in the picture is my best friend who only went in the ambulance as a precaution. Do you not see our faces? Do you know what we're doing? Keeping Calm and Chiving On. You should do the same, you weren't even in the accident.

  • It's Me!!!!

    Happy Friday fuckers!!!!!

  • Seriously

    I swear i'll kill the first one to do it…….. DON'T DO IT!

    • Wet_tosti

      Time to buy a rope because you used the F…. word as F….

  • Shlomo


  • rtaylor12

    #24 wouldn't mind sitting through her vacation slide deck… moar please

    • iliekbread

      Looks like she's on Ban’s Diving Resort, Koh Tao, Thailand.
      Been there, but didn't do her….. 😦

  • Hammer_Pants

    What I wouldn't give to find that under the tree.

    • Yes

      Or anywhere else in my house…

    • R2GFan

      Burned bra and a little see through action. Like it

    • JHL1

      Olivia Wilde

      • Dave

        Hey look a rocket scientist

    • lazy emloyee

      I imagine your list of things you wouldn't give is pretty short.

      I imagine your list of things you would give is pretty long.

      I guess your way of saying can work, it just seems wrong.

      • Jesse

        make sure their is air holes in the box. Don't want a dead Olivia under the tree.

        • BigHate

          Depends on what you're in to.

          • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

            Easily one of the Hottest women anywhere i have fond my new desktop background

  • lars

    I want to #2 with #3

  • Whoopi_G

    #10 MOAR!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Griffin_Ryan @Griffin_Ryan

    #10, those eyes are awesome.

  • the_mike

    #8 Sorry Hipsters

  • chvlvr

    #36 amen!!

    • Final

      I dont do this often but….. O.o DAM Chive this post was full of 10's!

  • Darryl

    'nuff said…

  • mark

    you could post #32 every day and you wouldn't hear a single complaint from me

  • the_mike

    #23 Sorry about your dick.

    • Stewie

      Peter: Kick, Joe, kick!
      Lois: Peter he can't swim, he's a paraplegic.
      Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear, Lois. Kick, Joe, kick!

    • Admiral Ackbar

      You forgot The Oracle, hottest wheelchair bound character ever,

      • Benali


  • Bobby

    #24 Nice ass

  • Phil

    random question……what happened to Patty and his weight loss?

    and the girl offering to take off her clothes

    • some-dude

      The diet starts monday…..

    • _Moose_

      I second that, and further state that Whitney is a total fox. (To my mind, she also has a really good sense of humor.) I wish she would start posting again.

  • teight

    #6.. okay! wooo fridar! now I can finally go home!

    • R2GFan

      This is amazingly sexy.

    • 2pumpdump

      who is she?

      • kevo126

        bar refaeli

    • Smitty

      The PhotoShop! IT BURNS!


  • who

    #11 I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • bbqboobs

      Friendzone Derek is about to cry.

    • Smitty

      El Derpo brought it upon himself by going out with a couple. Way to set yourself for epic fifth wheel action there genius.

    • glaarg

      He's got the wingman blues, that's all!

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