Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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That just saved me a trip to Denmark.

Lord fuck a duck that's a nice ass.

you may NOT ruin that ass with kids!

I just want to have sex with her, but to each his own.

It's Fenny from supertangas:
http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&am…

http://fenny-argentinita.blogspot.com/

…and a peg-leg with a kickstand.

The walk he does when he has a pallet full of heavy shit on his head is classic entertainment, too.

Me too but wish I would see 23

Noegood, check out link, ……I hope this helps?
http://thechive.com/2011/08/10/alison-brie-is-a-g…

Six seasons and a movie!

"This is bullshit, Roy"

because he didnt have a single fuck left to give…thats why

Pure awesomeness, that is why!!

Winning with a dash of tiger blood, that is why

Yeah, that one could totally have turned out "Man Eaten by Shark for Being a Sack of Clowns".

That's not jumping the shark… He kinda missed and landed in the middle, or you know the dangerous part,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvSryOVKz0

its real

i know right? the fuck is wrong with white people?

Wish that was Bieber in this gif…..

… why?

You shouldn't be looking at this at work anyway.

you don't read comments that come before yours do you?

what the f*ck is wrong with you?

It actually is. I've seen the video + story. It happened off of Cape Cod over the summer when there were a couple Great Whites patrolling the waters. Apparently, a couple college kids were back on summer break drinking on their boat when this swam bye. Alcohol leads to great decisions.

Cool story for the kid though.

deleting initial post…hehe.

this needs hi res!

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but that's clearly been shopped, you can tell from how the thong line is uneven and the skin tone is too uniform.

i think its more like..

( )( )

BONERIFIC

No. But I'll give you a thumb up!

Yeah Hell! Nailed it…

HELL YEAH

No, but let's form a line to motorboat her…I gots first

Shit yeah. Just what I was thinking.

Calvin would be proud…

Still not as gay as Twilight!

nice try dbag

hahaha what a deepshit NOT EVEN CLOOOSSEEE

Way to come out of lurkdom, only to tell everyone what a dipshit you are.

seriously how do you fuck up a first that bad?

You're off to a banging good start, Nick.

Nope, now go kill yourself

You are a bad of dicks.