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December 16, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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You know this to be true. Happy Friday everybody.
Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#16 The Thanksgiving hotspot is a little Soho place called…SPICY. It has everything ghosts, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs and Human boomboxes
“New York’s hottest Christmas party is at “Whoop!”. It has giant cups of eggnog, a horse singing Christmas carols and Donald Trump dressed as Santa asking for each of the elves’ birth certificates.”
New York's hottest club is BOOOOOOOOOFFFF!!! Built by Bony Danza, this club has it all. Hot water bottles full of yogurt (but is it really yogurt?!?!), glow stick suppositories, and little snookie impersonators dressed as traffic cones….wait, that's redundant.
I dont know about you…but I will take a human suitcase for my christmas gift
#6 Uhhhh? What?
You misspelled, "In Soviet Russia…"
#24 SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!
dudes got a pair
Basking shark: no teeth
ok one of two things
a) he jumped onto a freaking shark
b) he has the worst friends in the world
Nope! Chuck Testa!
#23 judges say: "10!…11,12,13,14!!!"
#24 What the hell was he thinking?
That he could jump in the water and not get caught by the shark.
It's a basking shark it has no teeth and is completely harmless…
it must be a nurse shark then
how exactly do you know this? looks like all the other sharks, to me..
nvm watched the news story…
He is Dwight Schrute.
balls of STEEL
#13 & #23
GOOOOOOOOD morning Chive..
Good morning… WOOD
#6 in russia marshmellows cook you
guess "soviet" got thrown out of the over used family guy reference and everything is fresh and ok now?
Fucking thank you.
#3 Pedobear approved!
#23 The perfect hump!
id hump that…
Indeed! Might as well shut the 'hump' theme down. We've peaked.
Must…study….no….more internet. Wait, the DMA is up!
#15 Aside from the Hitlermobile and all.
can't tell if this guy is into trucks or a really fast VW
I can't tell if you're a cunt or…yeah, you're a cunt.
#11 I'd like to see a badass tracktor capable of pulling half of your airforce …
so true. and yes, it's actually half of air force
What the hell is that supposed to even mean?
Croatian army has only 2 aircraft (MIG21) and this is one of them,
Koji smo mi jadnici hahaha
#13 All I want for Christmas is Alison Brie.
#2 oh shit Chris farley has resurrected
Pai Mei is very mad at his wife for change password? Why not 5 point palm exploding heart technique?
#23 Now THAT, my friends, is a nice ass!
#4 now that's camouflage
#5 How does one go about playing defense at a bowling tournament?
#22 i am a proud member of Colbert Nation
#1 Just happened to me
#15 = 'Merica http://thechive.com/2011/12/16/daily-morning-awes…
fucked that up
#23 more please
#22 Samuel Mother Fucking Jackson for the win.
the l is for motherfucker.
#23 Mother of God.
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