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Creative candles (27 Photos)

December 19, 2011 | In: Art, Awesome

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pwee

#17 what, no shocker…?

mihaisuzuki

Explain pls..What's a shocker?

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FIIIIAAARRRRSSTTT!!!!!!! Bite me suckas!

Meow, who will buy me #10 for x-mas? hMMMM? <3

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8==> — JIZZ

FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR..
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They sell these at IKEA…? Or maybe not. I'll place a few on their shelfs to see if they'll catch on.

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Paula
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Auz_E

*shelves… You sick or something?

JONSCAF

FIRST !!!
Bobby

Cool..but I mean…I dunno..ya know?

bob lee swagger

You're an idiot.
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TheBerry? You are correct.

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Paula
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bob lee swagger

#27

Just…creepy.

Unfkngblvbl

as is #9

Spencer_on_Fire

#25 Light a rock on fire…..like a boss

#27 That's just……..creepy
AssClown

#27 "I'll name him Spoogejizzcum. It's a candle imported from the Czech Republic."

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http://www.digitaldreams.com.ar/english/empresa/m…
I suppose you can relate to number 4?

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Paula
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Spencer_on_Fire

For once, you truly made me laugh
AssClown

Yeah, that happened to me many times. Every single one of those times I was busy reading and being literate in front of the pc and every time I would open up one of those cans, hoping it will be a pickled baby head but then I'm disappointed with it being just some baby formula. :'(

I suppose you can relate to this: http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Spugizakom. Since so many people want to "Jizz in Paula's leg hair".

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Well… I have no idea what jizz is. Too many different definitions: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ji…

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Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

MylesofStyles

"It takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."
Underbaker

Number 1 on your list would have probably worked for its comedic value, they should have went with it.
For those who don't want to follow (1. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." )

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At the time Electrolux used that slogan the slang "sucks" didn't exist yet, so… it was a perfecty normal thing to say.

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Paula
- Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR."

bmw11585

Want… #2 #10
Jack_LeMac

#19 Fuck yeah that's awesome

ZachBob

I imagine it starting with a single, exposed wick on the top.

AKBAR

enough with these @$^@#$ Berry posts! grow a pair already!
MAX_POW

#10 i swear Mr air marshal, is just a candle!!!
guest

Shouldn´t that read "posted at the berry"?
konaehukai

#26. I want.
8==> — JIZZ

IF I WAS TO ASK A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY OUT (AGAIN) TO HEAR LANGUAGE LIKE THAT (f***ING) I WOULD BE SEVERELY DISAPPROVED, THAT WAS NOT THE WAY AN ACTRESS SHOULD BEHAVE INFRONT OF A CAMERA, THAT IS ALL.

8==> — JIZZ

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#26 i'd buy it
MigraineBoy

Ship this post over to TheBerry.
Craigery

Because, being gay yourself, you have excellent gaydar?
Mason420

Anyone besides me remember 'Wicks and Sticks'? I swear there was one in every mall in this country back in the late 70's…. Some amazing candles…
daveh873

#27
Sandusky'd
etcrr

#2 is pretty cool #10 is funny as a practical joke #18 is the most practicle
Jeff

#4 This is the original clock.
Iam_Davey

What…no dildo candles?

Painfull to watch them burn but they do get women hot! lol

Foamyjr

Let me guess – Alone for Christmas?

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#2 is a great idea!
http://www.tsn.ca/ CalAb13

#10 Ah man – wish I woulda seen this sooner. Would love to send those to a few peopl e
Guest :)

#7 WANT!!

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