Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Rip The Jacker

    #47 awesome dad!

    • 8==> --- JIZZ

      still frank Griffin is superior

    • TURK182

      Note to editor: Super serious, heartbreaking posts should be the last post on the list.
      Find out who the kid is so we can all send her some shit next year.

      • Perkins Maxwell

        seriously Chive. I know you guys don't want to–and shouldn't–overwhelm this site with charity solicitations but another one is overdue. Find something wonderful and worthwhile for the Chivers to get behind for the holidays. And I don't mean a hump.

      • ChunkyCherub

        Agreed, lets make her next x-mas RETARDED awesome!

    • https://www.facebook.com/mcmansell Matt Mansell

      Kinda puts shit in perspective… Fuck Cancer Chive On friend.

    • todd

      thank you this is my brother we had a good xmas today a lil early

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      Great dad. Get better bro. Fuck cancer!

    • flav

      Have a nice Christmas and Merry Holidays! Hang in there, keep calm.

  • LolasMomma

    #47, my heart breaks for this family. My 5 year old niece just lost her 3 year battle with ALL leukemia. Last year we never thought it would be her last XMas because she had a bone marrow transplant & was in remission. 2 months later the leukemia came back & couldn’t be beat. Now that we are approaching XMas, all we can think of is that we should have made last XMas bigger & better. It’s a good message to be greatful for what you have, treasure every minute you get with the people you love & never take them for granted. It’s the little things in life that matter. You never know what day will be your last. So to the family that is dealing with this evil disease & the pain & damage it causes families, my heart is with you. I hope you enjoy your Xmas & the time you have left with your brother.

    • bob lee swagger

      Damn, way to kill the mood in here…

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        Fuck cancer:(

      • TiminPhx

        More people were bummed out by your jerky comment than were by the lady sharing her heartache and wish for us to appreciate Christmas.

    • http://twitter.com/nbhroxtar @nbhroxtar

      thank you this is my brother we had a good xmas today a lil early

      • cr1min4l

        You and/or your brother should look into cannabis oil, and also ratfish oil. Pretty sure that's what cured my aunts throat cancer.

        • http://www.facebook.com/therealroxtar Todd McDonald

          we looked into it all his has gone to far

  • Ethan

    Made the front page of Reddit with my Kim Jong Un pic and subsequently the Chive. My life is complete.

    • truth

      can't tell if truly happy…..or trolling.

      • JHL1

        I see no reason why it can't be both.

      • Just Sayin'

        As long as he doesn't tell that shit xbox joke i don't care if he's trolling…

  • Holy Smokes

    #22 honestly if she’s nice and wears that outfit with an ass like that who cares if she can wrap a sandwich…

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      I do! Sandwich or GTFO!

    • Dumabass Redneck

      as long as she can wrap her lips around my dick I could not care less about paper wrapped presents

    • http://www.manx-haven.com/ Manx-Haven

      seems two things will get stuffed on xmas day – one being the turkey and other ….well..

  • oilfieldbill

    Cum n decorate my tree #50 :-))

    • rabble

      Thumbs down to comment, not chivette

    • TheMoose03

      When I saw this, my first thought was, "What tree?"

      • Eh.

        ewww she looks like a whore

        • 4908

          agreed

        • Shegivesitaway

          Bullshit – – – whores need to look good enough to make money. This cunt has no chance.

  • fisharms

    #31 you might wanna take that pic down? All three of those girls don’t look a day over 14. <:\

    • Bud Lee

      Pretty damn sure that is shopped by the way….no way a chick that short has a leg that long

    • truth

      Might want to check what you consider sexual before you imply you are seeing underage sexual content.

    • Kris

      Besides, if there's grass on the field mow the lawn and play ball.

    • RubAlKhali

      Pretty sure the kid in #30 is quite young as well. What's your point, exactly?

  • TommyB

    May I have #37 for Christmas? Please oh please find her! Wow. Just stunning.

    • yup

      I agree, more of her please!

  • Kevin

    #50 what tree??

    • anakin

      yeeeah! my pics made the end of DAR!!!

      • Eh.

        eww my eyes .. take this stinky whore off my page!!

        • eggnog

          You keep posting on this beautiful girl's pics. Stop being a fat, jealous troll. That is all.

      • Nathanial Hörnblowér

        very cute 😉

        lucky lightsaber

      • Sympathy

        I feel bad for you – you're an ugly twat.

  • Skinner

    #47 I have faith you will have a great Christmas and happy new year. Don’t ever give up. I have one young daughter and she kicks my ass. The fact that you are really sick and people are still calling you a great dad means you have balls that need to come in a dump truck.

  • Hayley

    Held it together at #35

    Totally lost it at #47

    • Rocks Off

      Yeah thanks for the tear Chive.

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Always good for one of those around the holidays.

    • uncle fisty

      it's how you know you are a decent human…

    • Jain Seippner

      Darn. Fighting back tears at university library. Lets just stare out the window for a little while…

    • guest

      They didn't show the whole thing of #35, click here and scroll down to numbers 6-11: http://theberry.com/2011/12/18/sunday-brunch-60-p

  • Marcus

    #19

    WHAT DID YOU DO??

    • Stevorn

      Probably let someone else motorboat these humongous knockers…

      • thom

        She posted nearly naked pictures on websites.

    • PeteDKilluh

      #19
      Definitely had some other guy's balls in her mouth. Dude whose girlfriend that is, if you read this, sounds like she screwed you over, don't give her the satisfaction of making you look like a pushover. Have a set, be a man, fck her and move on. You will thank me.

      • Dream_Weaver

        Better yet, send her to me and then I'll move on. That'll show her.

      • ali

        Yeah fuck her! one of two more dozen times then move on 🙂

    • RJ10

      She didn’t do the dishes

  • question

    #41

    Black or White?

    • DeDav

      The answer is YES.

    • jared

      Answer…Yes.

    • Dan

      Why can't it be both?

    • http://www.facebook.com/bramer666 Bram Van Doorslaer

      Black and white dancin' together
      Side by side, we'll make things better

    • Capt Obvious

      Don't Care….nice humps.

    • Jon

      neither.

      • bob

        you know how i know you're gay?

      • Matt Tatt

        You gay bro?

      • farva

        you are correct sir. Morons don't realize that neither is naked…

    • Chivacy Please

      Once you go black you never go back.

      • crash0520

        Once you had white you'll want it all night

      • Maury Povich

        Once you go black, you become a single mother

        • Maury Povich

          Joseph…when it comes to 3 month old Jesus, you are NOT the father.

    • Kodos

      SEX ALL THE THINGS!!

    • triplecap

      I hope this is Chive's response to the douche that keeps calling this a racist site.

    • jdos776

      always bet on black

    • stingurface

      BLACK FTW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Bob

        Threesome, why choose.

    • SquishyFlint

      Not a fan of impossible choices. Both.

    • DPH

      Gray!

  • Chili

    Hi everyone 🙂

    • EVERYONE

      FUCK YOU

      • JHL1

        You're not Everyone; you're only Someone.

    • Everyone

      Hi Dr. Nic!

  • Fizzel

    #23 Abomination!!! but Delicious.

    • D.J.

      Worlds collide!!!

  • Diggler

    #15 No shit..

    • Jed

      Better to use Internet Explorer than the Comic Sans font

  • RatedR401

    #7 My dream child

    • Whoopi_G

      I'll bet it is pedo.

    • Sandusky

      Me too.

  • Todd McAwesome

    Early DAR makes me think I shuld be leaving work sooner than my boss lets me.

  • chrisdg74

    #10 Sofia Vergara in yoga pants. There is a god.

    • Dano

      That's how you know there is a g–. You know she's female because spandex comes in size large.

      Best,

      D

    • 8==> --- JIZZ

      u can totally tell she's loving the back tuppy appreciation, u can't explain that….. but i can prescribe

  • hi_steaks

    #27 …. brilliant

  • Whoopi_G

    #16 She probably deserved it, that bitch.

    • arTee

      get that bitch a beer…

  • MigraineBoy

    #47 All my problems seem so futile now… I wish you all the best.

    • etcrr

      fuck cancer, I will pray for him. Live for today enjoy everything you can especially your family

    • bob lee swagger

      This. I was mad because I just spent 20 mins on the phone with the DMV trying to register my imported Nissan Skyline and complaining because they had lost some of my paperwork…now I feel like a dick.

  • bud

    #41 i'll take the two caucasian girls with no pants

  • Finster172

    #3 Well, there's your problem…

  • Todd_A

    #47 – Keep calm and chive on! Thanks for the reminder to all of us.

  • c.ash

    #41

    …too dificult to choose…so we'll go with none.

    • a_Jester

      Gay guys go to TheBerry…just a heads up

      • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

        I think he means none, as in no pantys.

    • 8==> --- JIZZ

      forever alone

    • JDB

      Maybe it's a chick… That'd be nice

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