Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=541685865 Nromas Irsnub

    #7 mine turned into Saurun, hope they don’t join forces

    • Anon

      Could be chick on chick action. Just sayin'

    • Steveystevesteve

      Would make for a pretty epic movie

    • TheAutomaticMan

      i bet when she saw that you had bought her a ring, her tune changed real fucking quick. Women are the goddamned devil.

  • Missoula

    #11 Let me guess, these two needed stuff to pawn so they could buy more meth. Karma is a bitch. .

    • Truth

      Pretty methed up, man…

    • Catalystika

      Yep. I was just about to say that after taking a look. 70's hairstyle? Check. Crazy eyes? Check. Sunken cheeks? Check. That chick screams meth addict to me.

    • Craigery

      Is she Kirk Vanhouten's sister?

      • Mister Eko

        Milhouse will be saddened to hear the news about his Aunt…

    • Darkside

      Its like a creepy methed up olan mills picture

    • Jay

      #11 "I thought you were going to be my look out."

  • Fischer

    Pretty jealous of the cat. I want to knock a baby girl on her face.

    • Mister Eko

      I'm jealous of the cat in #18.

      Sick costume!

  • Mike mcknight

    #14. That pic is up at hooters in tampa

    • thom

      Looks like a kid in a candy store.

    • Jared

      There is actually seven girls in this photo, you just have to find the other four.

    • nomyia

      That explains it.

  • Matt

    FIRST! lol had to!

    • saucypants

      lol hahaha that's so funny hahaha because you wrote the first comment right? lol hahaha you're so funny lol you should be a comedian hahaha lol because you were first hahaha not second or third lol hahaha you just had to LOL HAHAHA

      • 4everDistracted

        I read that as if Greg Giraldo was saying it…aww I miss his humor.

      • tapsnapornap

        But he wasn't even first

  • DaveK


    Royal Ontario Museum = FAIL

    • Steve

      i would have thought the chive would feature this in one of their mind blowing architecture posts

    • Ghost of Kim Jong Il

      Looks like a WIN to me.

    • Falthor

      I was there during the construction and they had over half the exhibits closed… what a waste and what a phenomenal way to ruin my childhood memories, the dinosaur exhibit wasn't even open. and now the building is just ugly.

      • Eric D

        You people don't know what you're talking about. The building is awesome when you visit in person, and the exhibits are very fulfilling. All in all a wonderful experience, the ROM.

        • Falthor

          when i drive over 8 hours to come and visit a place that I spent many hours as a child and they don't even post anything that over HALF the building is closed due to construction, THAT is a slap in the face.

    • Musabi

      The space inside is negligible as well, its SO small in there and is an eyesore of the city.

    • cliqueded

      Similar to the Acropolis (no straight lines), the crystal at ROM has no parallel lines.

  • MattKL

    #15 Like a boss.

    #16 That is pretty awesome.

    • Hello!

      Nice thaugt! Just to bad thay chose the worst tattoo artist i all of the land!

      • bob lee swagger

        …just like it's too bad you *THOUGHT you knew English. If only *THEY could teach a retard like you.

    • some-dude

      I actually worked on #16 over 10 years ago as an intern. It is amazing how one of these pumps can change someone's life.

      • JDB

        Worked on like help develop? If so, then thank you. I myself have type 1 diabetes and am seriously thinking about getting one.

        • Dave A

          Get one, I got one 4 years ago and haven't been to the hospital due to Diabetes issues since. It changed my life. Went from 5 shots a day to none.

  • https://www.facebook.com/hitthegym Kristopher Shelton

    #3 Is that Michael Richards?

    • https://www.facebook.com/hitthegym Kristopher Shelton

      The white guy, I mean.

      • Craigery

        Hard to say. All white guys look the same.

        • Kris

          HE'S A CRACKER!

    • Darkside

      Lmao. The YT dude is like 'fuck this, i quit! This guy can fly???'

  • Me.

    #25 "Good dog.."

  • Quagmire

    #9 i like where this is going, giggity

  • rtaylor12

    #8 #25 gotta love female athletes

  • Boe

    #26 Naughty naughty Santa Claus.

  • Jason

    I remember back in 'nam we….

    • Jason

      fail… #4

  • Patrick

    #16 Those are some awesome parents.

    • Yo Yo Ma

      They flipped a coin. If it had landed on tails they would have tattooed "suck it up" on his forehead.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Yep your parent's flipped a coin too but instead they tattooed "I have no friends" on your forehead which coincidentally is a very large forehead

    • thom

      I can't stand tattoos, but this one is cool.

  • etcrr

    #13 kim jong's replacement?

    • MattKL

      Wonder if he also feels ronery.

      • saucypants

        Well that didn't take long.

        • guest

          I think this guy in the picture is just a bit taller

  • etcrr

    #10 Congrats, come home safe Thank you for your service

  • Patrick

    Find 8 and 25

  • etcrr

    #25 one hell of a catch

    • jimmy

      or, a great snatch

  • Eric T

    #10 hell yeah port dawgs!

  • Screwhead317

    #19 Boom…face plant

    • etcrr

      damn this cat has no respect for that kid

  • saucypants

    Over the weekend I was at a dinner where I met a member of the 2010 U.S. women's Olympic hockey team. This has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that I feel it qualifies as awesome. Her dog was with her and his name was Pesto.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's only awesome if you banged Pesto while talking to her.


      • saucypants

        You're not a very nice person Paula. And I know in my heart that Pesto would agree.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Pesto is disappoint.


  • Joel

    #14 Vegas. To think that we were all shocked.

    • 6655321

      Those girls were at least.

      • freddie mac

        "Where all the white women at?!?"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    AW FUCK! I missed the 'first' window because I was busy.

    #8 QUICK!!1! Give me my Buzz Lightyear toy!!1!

    – no time for signatures either

    • Dumabass Redneck

      you're an idiot

    • Wet_tosti

      Every time someone says "I DON'T BELIEVE IN TROLLS", a sad lonely girl in the world named Paula dies…..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        "the world named Paula"? WTF?


      • Eh.

        Dear n00b, Paula has a dick. It's a male troll. Good day.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh? Well, strictly speaking I have several…

          – Fan testimonial: "Paula my days are incomplete until i read something snotty you wrote…"

  • blub_glub

    #7 her nose fell off? She became bald and veiny??….

    • asdfg

      …she turned into ralph finnes?

  • Gast

    Kassel – Germany

    sportliches Fräulein

    Germany, Fick Ja!

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