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  • guesswho

    #25 dude dats like one of my dreams!

    • Amber

      Whats a "dat"? Call me a grammar nazi if you want but how moronic are you exactly using the "dat" instead of "that"?

      • Who Dat?

        Easy cunt- get back in the kitchen.

      • Retoñao

        you're a fucktard you grammar nazi and yes please get back in the kitchen stoves do not have computers last time i checked

    • Craigery

      To be ridden by a guy?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      In all honesty, I can't decide if shark-fucking is weird or awesome.

  • cwmuse

    first

  • aaron

    #4 well how do you think she got pregnant….

  • cwmuse

    #16 it makes some parts warm!

  • Santa

    Lemme just take that saddle away for you #16

  • MigraineBoy

    #8 Well, she can sure handle my package.

    • Craigery

      She can ship my box in her truck any day! (Am I doing it right?)

      • Hobo with a shotgun

        She can wrap my package in packing tape and apply the proper postage and send it to her vagina any day. (Am I doing it right too?)

    • Underbaker

      On paper there was just no explaining the sudden increase in UPS usage in the local area.

    • Roy1531

      #8
      Reminds me of a Fed Ex girl we once had. While helping her load some packages into her truck she told me to "stick it anywhere it will fit". Permission granted!!!!

    • Steve

      Internet porn model Sandy Summers.

    • glitched

      First you cut a hole in the box………………

  • nicky b

    #30 I got something you can blow on instead

    • Antoine

      Really? That "start blowing" joke was too subtle for you?

    • Mossy

      Mariana Graciolli

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #4 So wrong on many levels…don't think I'd be able to even get it up if my mom did that.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      never mind the hole in the rubber.

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Haha…..glad I wasn't the only one to notice that

        • The_Dood

          That's sort of the whole point of the picture. I seriously hope no one missed that.

      • Raliegh

        why are people disliking this comment…

        just to let you know man, i voted +1 for you. i noticed it too!!!

  • Henrik

    EEEeeewww!!! #9

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #10

    My HDD doesn't nag me to death either

    • R2GFan

      Melissa Debling + ball gag = Better than HDD

  • Ralph

    #4 Um I don't think mom wants anything to do with babies anymore.

    • flosen_one

      maybe you should look again how the condom is attached to the paper?!

  • Adam_R

    Its not that these aren't funny, but maybe next time you shouldn't just borrow these from yesterday's membase.com front page…in order…

  • Anonymous

    Love me some Koreans!

  • Rusty

    #8 is no Doug Heffernan, but she pulls off the short shorts a little better than him.

    • jaynecobb2

      She has a nice box

  • Eastwood

    Please don’t let that be a dick in a box…

    #8

  • megaloroy

    #23 correction, the second best kind of boobie is hanging next to the first

    • Craigery

      Are you talking about a chick with two different kinds of boobs? Like one was cut off and replaced with a monkey boob, or what?

    • nequamZero

      What colour feet does the best kind have?

  • thepoopsmith

    fuck, i hope the females forget about this soon #24

  • Iam_Davey

    Will Ferrell fuckin rox!
    He should have his own chive shirt!

    • The_Dood

      No.

    • J_Dub

      Yes, Will Ferrell is funny as shit.
      No, he should not have his own shirt.

  • Leonel_LyL

    #29 HAHA. I never noticed that…

  • Kiko

    #30 is Brazilian!

    • newscot

      And…?

  • Eastwood

    Please don't let that be a dick a box….

    #8

    • Notsofunny

      Exactly what I thought, but I'm pretty sure we're safe. She's not Thai

    • HeyJewed

      You beat me to it…

    • Shaun de Carvalho

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • Steve

    Find #41 from 12/14/11 DAR!

  • http://www.facebook.com/manuel.vanderbeke Manuel Van Der Beke

    #19 I've got a new personal hero!

  • MylesofStyles

    #10

    Too bad hard drives can't make sammiches.

  • Craigery

    #13 FAIL because she is not a ginger. She's not even a natural redhead, let along a ginger.

    • you_have_downs

      "let along a ginger" let along guys!! LET ALONG!!!

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