It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (31 Photos)

#10 Melissa Debling is a total babe.

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#31 I love Red Dwarf

#11 is that Samuel L. Jackson?

#4 I see what she did there, pinning a condom with a tack. Momma sure does want a grandchild.

#4 is a FAIL. It contradicts itself. The note says his mom wants him to be safe and she gives him protection, yet the bottom text says she wants a grandchild very bad. If she did want one why would she be giving him protection?

Adam fail

#8 Gee I hope thats the CCACO shirt I ordered 4 weeks ago….

#8 DICK IN A BOX

#22. . . Still Funny. . . That one wasn't lost, though. . . They knew where it was. . . That was Isla Nublar. . . Isla Sorna was Site B where the world was apparently lost. . . Like 2 islands over. . . Funny movie/book island names!

#4 #23 #28
Made me laugh so damn hard.

#6… uh, wouldn't that have been a sweet photo an hour ago?

#30 fail… blowing into the cartridge promotes rust… of course I have something she can blow instead.

#8 can deliver way more than just a cardboard box

#28 he has achieved bigtime goals at such a young age

#29 – I'm thinking Saudi Arabia….Either that or Detroit

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#29

um….that isnt the peru flag. it has a coat of arms in the white area

#8- What can Brown do for you?

#8 UNLESS it's a trap and there's a package behind that package.

#1 Oral B wan Kenobi?

#30 what? no regular NES?

#8 Always has the busiest route, can't understand why she gets so many more deliveries to make than other drivers.

It's from a British comedy series, "Red Dwarf."

#8

Watch out for the dick in the box!