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December 19, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#10 Melissa Debling is a total babe.
That girl is all kinds of perfect.
#31 I love Red Dwarf
I thought that was Kryton. I wish they actually made the movie.
They are making more episodes. there's even a documentary on it following kryton in real life. Kinda trippy.
#11 is that Samuel L. Jackson?
#4 I see what she did there, pinning a condom with a tack. Momma sure does want a grandchild.
#4 is a FAIL. It contradicts itself. The note says his mom wants him to be safe and she gives him protection, yet the bottom text says she wants a grandchild very bad. If she did want one why would she be giving him protection?
I withdraw my previous statement, I just read the post above mine, I didn't catch on notice it was attached with a thumbtack thus making it useless.
It’s because she stuck a tack through the condom. Scrub
#8 Gee I hope thats the CCACO shirt I ordered 4 weeks ago….
#8 DICK IN A BOX
#22. . . Still Funny. . . That one wasn't lost, though. . . They knew where it was. . . That was Isla Nublar. . . Isla Sorna was Site B where the world was apparently lost. . . Like 2 islands over. . . Funny movie/book island names!
#4 #23 #28
Made me laugh so damn hard.
#6… uh, wouldn't that have been a sweet photo an hour ago?
#30 fail… blowing into the cartridge promotes rust… of course I have something she can blow instead.
Fail. Unless the contact are made of iron, they can't rust, only corrode. Also, you seem to have missed the "Start Blowing" portion of the joke.
#8 can deliver way more than just a cardboard box
#28 he has achieved bigtime goals at such a young age
#29 – I'm thinking Saudi Arabia….Either that or Detroit
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um….that isnt the peru flag. it has a coat of arms in the white area
#8- What can Brown do for you?
#8 UNLESS it's a trap and there's a package behind that package.
#1 Oral B wan Kenobi?
#30 what? no regular NES?
#8 Always has the busiest route, can't understand why she gets so many more deliveries to make than other drivers.
It's from a British comedy series, "Red Dwarf."
Watch out for the dick in the box!
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