Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Fizzel


    • That guy

      Congratulations! Here's your award, its a pile of dog shit!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour

        Why do you have a pile of dog shit? Do you keep it around in case you have to give an impromptu award to someone? Do you even have a dog, or did you steal the shit in anticipation?

        • MylesofStyles

          If this question were directed at me, I'd have to answer "yes" on all accounts.

      • fignewton

        #14 OH MY GOD!!!!! A lot of fucking ppl wear pearl necklaces…not to mention I've given a few

        • Nabisco

          It doesn't count when you give the pearl necklace to a guy.

  • FloppyRocks

    #3 Bacon strips… and bacon strips… and bacon strips…

    • Dan

      Pure heartburn, baby!

    • MattKL

      The perfect holiday gift!

    • afewlittletrysts

      i bet Muscles Glasses could eat that as a snack.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Uh oh, my heart stopped.

      There it goes!

    • Tyler Durden

      I don't think you understand. You probably just heard "Bring me a lot of bacon." No. Bring me ALL THE BACON YOU HAVE.

  • That guy...

    #16 sadly i don't think this would work.

    • MattKL

      O ye of little faith.

    • doeshelooklikeabitch

      Well, time to take it to the streets!!!!!

    • James699

      oh it does :[)

      ketchup packets folded over so the sealed edges are pointed at the back of the knee work well too!

      • Mike

        Now thats just mean.

    • Mike

      actually it does, use to do this back in the day.

    • Mike

      You can make those pop by snapping them between your finger and thumb, I'm pretty sure it would work fine.

    • Mike

      I just felt like leaving another comment.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I'm SO doing this at work.

  • maclean

    #12 i miss summer 😦

    • Dan

      Vanessa Williams looks better than most 20 year olds.

  • blub_glub

    #5 dream house!!!

    • KSinz

      Dude I drove past this the other day. It's in Denver in the Capitol Hill area. My mom who was visiting was like, "That's dumb. Who would do that?" Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought it rocks.

  • James R

    i will take that #3 and that #12 please

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #7 great googily moogily

    • Frenzifreddie


      • Hans

        you sick fuck

  • Bill

    #14 I would like to give Anne Hathaway an pearl necklace

    • KSinz

      Am I missing something? I don't think they look all that similar…

      • Tom

        Right, they are not similar. They are the same.

    • Andrew

      Oh Giggity!

  • Bruce Wayne

    #14 :O mind blown!

    • Hunter X

      Yea, cuz there COULDN'T be two similar pearl necklaces in the world. Hell, I've given your mom at least 3 or 4 that look like that…

    • GlibTongue

      Mind blown?

      If you watched the scene in Batman Begins, when Joe Chill kills Bruce Wayne's parents the pearl necklace gets ripped and the pearls go flying everywhere. Not the same necklace.

      However if she's wearing a replica necklace to remind Bruce of his parents death, that's another thing. Still not mind blown…Catwoman is, after all, a villain in the stories. Villain's are supposed to try and fuck with your head. So this shouldn't be surprising.

      I'm just afraid that Catwoman won't be very cat-ish in the comics…and will just be dumbed down into some high-tech cat burglar.

      • GlibTongue

        Replace 'comics' with 'film'.

        • JMU09

          You're afraid that she won't be very cat-ish in the film? Go outside and throw a football around you dork.

  • joeman53

    #12 I like her balloons…..

  • fuck the shirts

    That wasnt a very good dma

    • bob lee swagger

      Then leave, dipshit.

      • 4908

        yeah. how dare he voice his opinion in the comment section!

  • Yes Im Taco

    #16 Just gave me entertainment for the next week!

  • manchakattack

    #6 is soo fitting.
    Boozeday tuesday! Let's raise our glasses to surviving finals!

    • MattKL

      One Jaeger bomb before the test, one after, plus shots and beer.

  • dashete

    #3 Because Cholesterol is just the scientific word for awesomeness.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #23 pretty sure this is shopped

    • Slappy McGee

      Yeah, it's cause of the pixels, and cause I've seen a few 'shops in my day…

  • Dan

    #13 Did that cat just commit suicide?

    • James699

      yeah, but its been trying all day. hopefully ninth time is a charm!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      i seriously laughed at this for 5 minutes

  • Guest

    #12 heavenly perfection

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    why do they call it an xbox 360? because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away.

    • bob lee swagger

      Are you retarded or just the regular kind of stupid?

    • KJAW

      Or because it runs circles around the PS3? maybe? anyone? no? ok…

    • acumentis

      If you did a 360, you would be facing it again…

      • Just Sayin'

        Thanks for clearing that up!

      • tehlulz

        white people don't know about moon-walking.

        • Zorro

          Um Hello! White people invented moon walking in 1969 and then Michael Jackson stole it

          • adphilpo

            MICHAE JACKSON WAS WHITE….or was he?

        • Tonto

          Black people don't know anything about English…or shutting the fuck up in a movie theatre.

    • really?

      wow to even think you are clever for saying that you are an idiot.

    • agnot clifton
  • bob lee swagger

    I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

  • bob lee swagger


    Ummm…OK. Who gives a shit?

    • Bubba

      Who notices this? get a life!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour

      Batman! That's who gives a shit!

    • Frenzifreddie

      As much as I cannot wait for TDKR …


    • ROK247

      just in case you haven't seen it yet:

    • dub


  • MattKL

    #22 Like a boss.

    • Bubba


      • MattKL

        Monks ARE ninjas. The movies tell us so.

    • Post it Chivette

      No big deal. Just Aang practicing his airbending.

  • Ori

    #13 had me in an LOL fit

    #15 is one crafty cat

    • Underbaker

      Too crafty for its own good. The door opens inward.

  • James699

    #3 you know it smells sooooo good there!

  • Gorgeous

    I wanna punch 11 in the face…hard

  • blurry00

    #22 i am high as fuck…. begins walking on wall

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