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  • Unfkngblvbl

    #3 I guess the 5 second rule has changed huh?

    • todrunk2

      that is awesome

      • MattKL

        As a joke, yeah. If it's for real, and it looks like it could be, then not so much.

        • mihaisuzuki

          Y U so serious?

  • ShizMoney69

    I love this thread… It gives me so many ideas

  • AssClown

    #6 #7
    Fucking asians…

    • MattKL

      Fucking assclowns…

    • MonkeyMadness

      True, I'd fuck the one in number 7. ;)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #1 *waiters

    • Unfkngblvbl

      shit…FAIL…I get it now….not a restaurant.

      • JDB

        LOL

  • jrey81

    #6 looks like an office hottie… is she a chiver as well?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      are the safety glasses in case the balloons pop?

      • The_Stif

        I think they are for that epic high five.

        • jrey81

          i also like to think they're a good sign of her ever readiness for facial… a guy can dream…

  • TrentVincent

    #8 One does not simply clock in to Mordor

  • etcrr

    #19 Mac the intern?

  • drew

    #26 sounds about right. I wonder when that picture was taken, though. August, maybe?

    • OhSomeEvil

      I've been riding that quote since Thanksgiving.

  • http://twitter.com/superstistics @superstistics

    #1 Each bottle lid would get a little of my taint cheese wiped on it.

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Just poke a small hole in the neck near the lid. It won't leak until they try to drink it.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #21 FUCK THE POLICE!!!

  • Perry Noid

    #7
    Dear Penthouse Forum. I used to think all your letters couldn't be true …. until one day at work …

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003227001868 John Fohf

      Dear diary… Jackpot!

  • CHIPBUTY

    DO U THINK IM JUST GOING TO LET THIS GO UNDER THE CARPET??????? THIS IS REAL ISSUE AND WHEN I FIND THE PERPS I'M GONER FILE A LAW SUIT AGAINST THEM,IT'LL BE ME USING FORCE….HOW CAN U EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKIN CRAP U WRITE IN ONE POST ????????? THIS IS A TEN DIGIT AFFIRE WHY DO U MAKE IT TOUGHER THAN THAT…CAN OTHER PEOPLE YOUR ENEMY US E.M.F TO READ MY SOUL???????? IM ASKING U CAN THEY ARE WOT U STUPID FUCK BAGS

    • Dick Salad

      you should backtrace them then call the cyber police

      • CHIPBUTY

        WITH WHAT????? YOUR NAME TELLS ME YOUR IQ IS 60-90, I DO NOT OWN SOPFISTICATED E.M.F (HAARP) TECHNOLOGY

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Use whatever technology you believe you have available. The sky's the limit when it comes to your imagination, my criminally insane friend.

        • Grammar Dictator

          *Sophisticated*

    • schmielllssson

      huh??

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      What just happened? lay off the hooch

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Or drink more hooch. Either way, you're in the wrong place right now.

    • Tava

      I have read it three times and I still don't understand what he is going on about.

      • CHIPBUTY

        YEAH BUT ARE THO ????? DOES IT MATTER ALL WANT IS FOR THEM TO STOP THIS E.M.F HARRASMENT EVERY DAY/NIGHT FOR 2 YEARS I CANT CARRYON LIVING WITH IT IT IS SHITE…WHAT THE FUCK DO WANT FROM ME ??????????????????? WHEN I FIN=D CERTAIN CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED THEY ARE GOING TO PAY MY TV LICENCE FOR THE SHIT THEYVE PUT ME THROU STUPID FUCKS

        • HatersGonnaHate

          You mad bro?

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Thorazine is your friend

          • Looney Police

            Seems like just a healthy dose of ganja might clam the fool…

          • Yes

            not to mention spellcheck…at least…too bad there's no grammer check….although it would probably just go "WTF?"

            • Big Soren

              *grammar

          • CHIPBUTY

            WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW….. THEY HAVE DESTROYED MY FUTURE LIFE, HOW CAN I MOVE ON NOW LOOKING LIKE A STITCHED UP RAGGY DOLL???? I HAVE BEEN HUMILLIATED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS DONT EVEN CALL ANYMORE???? I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS…THEY THE E.M.F "MEDIA' LEAD PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED I'M BEING SINGLED OUT FROM THE THE WORLD….WHAT WHY WHEN ARE THE QUESTIONS I SEEK REGARDING MY WELFARE…

        • 2pumpdump

          your Vag…..it's still bleeding

    • 2pumpdump

      your Vag……it's beading

    • __if__

      You are insane

  • roughneck

    #4 I want to ask my driller to let me paint chive on to the side of the derrick.

  • Underbaker

    I've worked in offices where this was necessary. #16

  • lisalou59

    #23… nailed it!

  • Leonel_LyL

    ^ Does this CHIPBUTY guy think people are actually going to give a flying f&^$ about his problem?

    • CHIPBUTY

      LISTEN UP LEONEL IF THE POSSIBILIETY ARISES THAT I MEET THE PERP WHO'S FUNDING THIS NIGHTMARE, THEY KNOW TO WHAT EXTENT I'LL GO, MONKEY CRAZY THATS WHAT..TELL HAVE U EVER SEEN A CHIMP GO ALL ANGRY………… GOOGLE THAT GUY WHO THOUGHT HE COULD TAKE A CHAMP OUT

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Only decaf from now on

    • Looney Police

      I still can't figure out what he's even trying to say……

      • The Riddler

        Riddle me this, riddle me that…

      • MattKL

        I thought he was just spazzing out and hitting keys at random.

  • Chris McRae

    #10 is from the airport in Calgary Alberta. My bro inlaw sent me a picture on my iPhone a couple of weeks ago from the terminal window…NICE!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Nice.. Calgary Chivers represent.. there are an plethera of us in YYC.

      • Tom Jones

        fart

  • jasgat66

    #7…. Guess the phone is on vibrate…

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 Soooooooo, the 5 second rule has been extended?

  • Master_Rahl

    #18 MAN, how the mighty have fallen. R2 goes from intergalactic heroics, to sucking up dirt. Serious downgrade.

    • MattKL

      After the Empire fell, the Rebel Alliance did a serious force reduction.

  • Stian

    #8 dafuq ??

  • fuzzybeard2016

    #17 Coffee maker at EOD school?

  • Joe

    #1 – your water comes from the tap, peon!

  • onfire

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/i-hat

    Indeed. Also in Edmonton, the only advantage to a 630 start is watching the sun rise.

  • Becka7

    #13 or a good joke

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