• Rusty

    #3, have you ever been so mad…?

    • Buford_Justice

      she probably had it coming

      • mihaisuzuki

        I don't know about her but you would definitely deserve it.

  • asdf

    oO

  • mike

    i would #4

    • MylesofStyles

      Would a blow job then be considered anal?

    • kidn

      looks like something out of jabba the hutt's lair.

  • pjsupremex

    #3 came out the kitchen?

    • RIck

      probably

  • http://www.facebook.com/tadpolemerrygold Tadpole Merrygold

    She was probably asking for it. #3

  • CHIPBUTY

    EVEN MONKEY PISSFLAP PAULA_ COULDENT REVIVE THIS THREAD

    • Kwilliams5000

      MY OPINION IS SO IMPORTANT I NEED TO YELL IT!

    • Duvel

      I learned the word 'pissflap' a few days ago on theChive? Did you too?
      I never saw it somewhere else.

  • Rusty

    #4 BUTTer face??? OK, I'll be on my way now, sorry for that.

    • MylesofStyles

      Sometimes it's so bad that it's good. Well done.

  • the professor

    thoroughly frightening !!!!

  • MylesofStyles

    #6 Facial by Elmo.

  • billibob

    some are actually clever

  • Cavall

    #6 Carrie was mad that her prom was ruined, but she consoled herself in the fact she fuckin LOVED french fries. That, and she burned everyone in the gym to the ground with her mind.

  • mtella88

    #4 That's just sick!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001319032521 Elliott Gonzalez

      think of it this way, you get anal and bj both at the same time!

  • CHIPBUTY

    SOME TIMES I THINK WOW I GUESSED 8 MAYBE 9 THEN I REALISE YOUR A SET OF BULLSHITTING LIERS THAT CANT EVEN WRITE A GENERIC NUMBER

    • Meh

      Caps lock: unleash the fury!

    • Active_hunter

      Go away Buttchip, your starting to itch.

  • NJ Dan

    Wow, that sucked.

  • CHIPBUTY

    ARE U TELLING ME OTHER PEOPLE ARE LISTENING TO MY HAARP/ EMF SIGNALS ???????

    • Thumbsdown

      Remember, nobody wants to face the truth so its best not to bring that up in here.

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      HAARP? Wasn't that the fake satellite in Remo Williams?

  • peanut3603

    #31 looks to be about 40 points. #22 I hate coke, just love the smell of it.

    • James699

      haha Red Skelton, pedestrian polo

  • bw11585

    What's wrong w/ #14. Looks legit to me.

    • bw11585

      You misunderstood. I meant it's not weird. It's a legitimate advertisement.

  • MylesofStyles

    #22 This is an outrage. No woman deserves a kitchen this poorly equipped.

  • CHIPBUTY

    THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR EMF TARGETING ME HAVE DESTROYED ME SLOWLY I WANT REVENGE IM GOING TO GET IT

    • MylesofStyles

      I always knew those bastards at the Electronic Music Foundation were evil.

    • __if__

      And again – you are fucking insane

    • dave

      Yeah I remember that EMF shenanigan. It was Unbelievable.

  • jasgat66

    #29 Flashback to Pink Floyd's "The Wall"… But with a baby chick… No less disturbing

    • Underbaker

      How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!

      • etcrr

        If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding

        • Underbaker

          You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!

          • etcrr

            "The Bulls are already out there"_
            Pink: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!"_"This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know."_
            hey UB thanks for the fun I love pink floyd

  • CHIPBUTY

    U HAVEN'T DESTROYED A PERSON BUT UVE DESTROYED A COMMUNITY THAT I ENTERTAINED ON SATURDAY NITES AND FRIDAYS

    • DrLeppiwinks

      congrats, you continued the WTF moments in the comments… now please never get on the Chive again, douches like you are the ones we like to see on sunday in the "So You Got Wasted" section… shamed

      • CHIPBUTY

        YEAH BUT IM BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR SHITT RIDDEN FACE

        • DrLeppiwinks

          uh huhhh… and reaffirming your douchebaginess

  • CHIPBUTY

    CAN U REMEMBER WHEN I NEARLY DIED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY AT HOSPITAL, HOW I SURVIVED I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW FUNNY WAS IT ??? HOLD ON WHY DONT THE EMF INVADERS HAARP U ????

    • Distracto

      Hilarious, you want a play by play?

    • elbruces

      Oddly enough, I do remember that.

  • CHIPBUTY

    JUST WONDERED IF U CAN REMEMBER WHEN U "THE MEDIA" TRY'D TO MENTALLY FUCK ME OVER USING EMF AND TV AND RADIO AND NEWSPAPER'S TO PERTRAY SHIT THAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE TO GET MY ATTENTION TO EVENTUALLY HURT ME EVEN THAT ONE TIME WHEN I NEARLY DIED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY FUNNY NICE ONE:) NO WORRIES…

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't understand. What did Epsom Mad Funkers ever do to you?

      • CHIPBUTY

        THIS IS 100% REAL U ARE EITHER A SHEEP OR U HAVE BEEN BORN INTO A RICH FAMILY

        • todrunk2

          You need to get back on your meds pronto.

        • SinisteR

          Double indemnity then, I'm a Rich Ram!

    • Grammar Dictator

      *Portray*
      Also, Control of caps lock and use of punctuation would bee effin' sweet.

    • SinisteR

      Hey Captain Capslock! Please peddle your crazy someplace else. We're all full up here. Thank You.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #25 Nightmare fuel.

  • CHIPBUTYWTF?

    Dude CHIPBUTY wtf….

    • CHIPBUTY

      JUST WONDERED IF U CAN REMEMBER WHEN U "THE MEDIA" TRY'D TO MENTALLY FUCK ME OVER USING EMF AND TV AND RADIO AND NEWSPAPER'S TO PERTRAY SHIT THAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE TO GET MY ATTENTION TO EVENTUALLY HURT ME EVEN THAT ONE TIME WHEN I NEARLY DIED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY FUNNY NICE ONE NO WORRIES…

      YEAH AND NOW THEY SAYIN THERE HELPING ME HAHAHA HOW THE FUCK CAN U CALL THIS HELP I HAVE TO STRING ABOUT 8 CLUES TOGETHER TO HAVE A CHANCE ITS ALMOST AS THO SOMEONE ELSE ALSO CAN READ MINDS USING E.M.F (HAARP) AND THEY CANT LET THEM KNOW ????? WTF

      • misschris

        You spelled "portray" wrong….

        • CHIPBUTY

          OH DID I OR WAS IT THEM USING SOFISTICATED E.M.F COMPUTER TARGETING EQUIPMENT????

          • MylesofStyles

            Based on your spelling of the word "sophisticated", I'm going to bet the farm that it was you.

    • Holy Hell

      Yeah, no shit.
      Dude seems to need some treatment or something.

      • CHIPBUTY

        YEAH THE DRY ROT ON THE WINDOWS CAUSES ME BAD SINUSES AND CHESTY COUGHS ??? HOW DID U KNOW ???

        • CHIPBUTY

          U WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE DOUBLE GLAZING YEAH I KNOW WHERE LUCKY TO HAVE DOUBLE GLAZING DOLPHIN SUPPLIED THAT THE MOLD WOULD SIMPLE WIPE FROM THE FRAME.

          • OpMongoose

            Everybody chill Paula just quit her jog baging groceries and took a few hits of some good LCD…

    • colmk

      I think he's auditioning for a part on next season's Breaking Bad.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Tweaking on meth is not auditioning.

    • trustnoone

      Does EMF target the caps lock, Y, and O keys? I think it must which is a relief as my keyboard is fully functional….OH MY GAWD A JUPEETER SIZED PLANET IS GOIN TO CRASH INTO THE SUN CAUSING A BLACK WHOLE TO FORM AND SUCK U ALL IN…..

      O NO I THINK IM UNDER ATAK!!!!!

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