A few more pressing first world problems (15 Photos)

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  • Mad Hittman

    #14 Do a barrel roll while you're at it…

    • drew

      Falco does not lie.

    • mihaisuzuki

      And cut a hole through the middle

  • Ricky Bobby

    #7
    Make me a dang Sammich! What do you think you're supposed to do?

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      You obviously dont understand

    • Craigery

      If my wife made me a sammich with the heel… POW, right in the kisser!

      • Peter Griffin

        POW, Right in the kisser, POW, Right in the kisser

    • ;-)

      Ask nicely, instead of being such a tool, and maybe I will.

    • MonkeyMadness

      People who won't eat the heel are just a bunch of pussies. I'm the only one in my family who will eat it.

  • OhSomeEvil

    #13
    constant pain in my LIFE!!!!

    • Underbaker

      At least you know where yours is, with a wife and 2 daughters I have to organize a search party to find mine.

      • http://anfieldfc.tk Alan

        I made the mistake of buying furniture that is the same colour as my remote. Fucking camouflage remote.

  • Ziplab

    POMA

  • JOHN

    "Tuaca" does not sound like tattoo

  • CHIPBUTY

    FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS USED TO MY BIGGEST WORRY TOO UNTIL THE MEDIA USING E.M.F STARTED USING THE AVAILABLE MEDIAS TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THEY WHERE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME TO MAKE ME A PARANOID WREAK UPUNTILL THIS POINT IN LIFE I LEAD…. LIKE A BOSS

    • CHIPBUTY

      * EDIT AVAILABLE MEDIUMS

      • CHIPBUTY

        THEY ALLSO KNOW THAT I LEAD LIKE A BOSS BECAUSE THEY WOULD CONSTANT REMIND ME THAT HAD BEEN WATCHING MY LIFE UOTO 4 YEARS BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED THAT COLD WINTERY DAY

    • asdfghjklññ

      yeah, that "unbelievable" song gets me every time too

    • http://www.facebook.com/smunoz.mx Xalvador Muñoz

      The fuck is wrong with you?
      Go back to your isolated psychiatric ward!

    • agnot clifton

      have you tried a tinfoil hat?

    • Sluttypanda

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I'm guessing you're one of the 99% crowd?

    • The_finderator

      Don't feed the troll, guys.

  • *dash*

    #2 guess i'm not the only one with this problem

  • MylesofStyles

    #15 The only thing worse is being hung over and having to pee on a cold winter morning.

  • Darren

    Can't we block this douche?

    • DeBoh

      Im pretty sure he's mad bro

  • Lev
  • mickdeck

    #15 I feel this almost every day

  • Travis

    #11 dollar store spaghetti is awesome. dumb bitch

    • Bob

      I just bought a package of spaghetti at the grocery store for $1.79. Nearly broke the bank. Guess I'll be locating the nearest dollar store…

      • Robert

        Hahahaha!!! You're poor.

        • JOHN

          Me too!!

    • matador

      looks like I'm struggling to survive too

    • this guy

      if you're spending more than .99 cents on a package of spaghetti, you're doing it wrong….

    • Dirty Dingus

      Still Hot

    • Obrien

      I bet her Dolce purse didn't come from the dollar store…

    • Craigery

      I bet she's using all of her new-found wealth to help those less fortunate. Hah! I'm kidding of course. I'm sure she's doing no such thing.

    • 108

      Wait, isn't a box of spaghetti 89 cent ?

    • lavmdmv

      i had to eat torrilas with salt growing up fuck off with that spaghetti shit

  • Joe

    Is it me or has Paula not made any comments in a while.

    • Active_hunter

      It's you.

    • The_Dood

      Check DAR

    • somebloke

      I think Paula is now CHIPBUTY

  • boobman

    I think you need to put the tinfoil back over your head, nutjob.

  • etcrr

    #15 is me totally

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 Hey! That pony was very tasty.

  • Leonel_LyL

    #11 Didn't she become an actress at like 5? So she had to have some source of income. I like her, but that story looks bloody stupid.

  • Maynard B.

    #1- I could see why that might be traumatic for a kid.

    • db3300

      Not that traumatic. She could buy a few more with that set of rocks on her ears.

      • Frank

        Right, Rich girls aren't allowed to cry when their pet is stolen.

        • ImpressMe

          My sister had a pony when she was a little girl, our dad busted his ass working 6 days a week so we were taken care of, so fuck you Frank…just..Fuck You.

          • Johnny Phoenix

            The point is that a pony is a yuppie, materialistic idea. It's almost exclusively related to rich, over-privileged white people. You being an exception to the rule does not change that fact. Fuck this little girl, fuck her parents and fuck her pony. Instead of spending that money on a pony for the spoiled brat, the parents could have done something much more beneficial with it.

            Oh poor girl, she lost her pet. Little girls her age in Africa are having their vagina's mutilated in order to stop feelings of sexual arousal. So yes, it's a first world problem!!!!

      • LuvsHorror

        Right, because a beloved pet is easy to replace.

    • Craigery

      Let's have a pity party.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Does anyone besides me thumbup comments that have O thumbsup?

    • Ang

      She'll be crying big girl tears when she finds out that I painted her pony black and white and am having it do 3 "donkey" shows a night in TJ

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek

    #3
    know how that feels… have Product Research and Development in a few minutes but I'm glued to my computer!

  • Strongasmeat

    #7 Throw that shit out, duh!

    • LuvsHorror

      Feed the birds…

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    this is excellent. make it a regular weekly feature

  • Alex Smith

    #11 Apparently she was never taught the difference between a penis and an enlarged clitoris as well. God know Bieber won't be telling her.

  • dcolbert

    #4 either Sacramento, California or Tulsa, OK.

  • randazzle

    Boo Hoo 3rd World. Still can't figure out how to live in an operational society, that's everybody elses fault. Yes, The remote is on the other side of the couch and that sucks!

  • Andrew_live

    #6 …. yea, just like Haiti

    • are you retarded?

      thats what it says..

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