Daily Afternoon Randomness (44 Photos)

  • Chivacy Please

    not first…hah!

    • Chivacy Please

      #15 Good Luck tonight Josh – KCCO! We all will be voting for you to upset everyone else and get that record deal!

  • kevin

    #8 Dang! I am in love

    • Jules-CO

      I think I am too…. 😀

    • BLT

      I thought she had an upside down head, and that mark on her cheek was an eye.

  • Dr. Acula

    your first

    • plop

      my first up your arss?

    • who

      its YOU'RE
      and you're an idiot

      • Duke McWood

        It's "it's" and you're an idiot.

        • Duke is gay

          the apostrophe doesnt matter, its that he left the e off youre. dumbass.

          • Duke McWood

            it does matter. "It's" is a contraction of "it is", and its is 3rd party possessive. dumbass.

            • potcallingthekettle

              *its is A 3rd party possessive

              you forgot the article

  • rtaylor12

    #36 lucky us 🙂 moar!

    • anony

      only sluts post that kinda stuff, no wonder you guys broke up… for all the geeks who hit dislike on this obviously youve never dated a hot chick like that

      • Get Real

        Who said anything about DATING her anony

        • quintus

          umm….i believe she needs to mature just a tad.

          But to your point, having sex and having good sex are two different things that not many acknowledge. Good sex is rarely achieved through one-night stands.

          • r00s7a

            You're doing it wrong…

          • ryan

            Doesn't Matter Had Sex!

      • Buffalo Just Sayin

        I think we found her ex-boyfriend! (See "anony" above)

    • Yes

      I'd like to take one to go please.

    • Jealous

      Holy fuck!………that Turtles pimp cup is awesome!!

    • Seriously

      "LOOK AT ME, I'm an attention whore!!!!"

      • sdago25

        Right! Probably didn't take her long to fill up that air mattress behind her.

        • Walter Sobchak

          "Now on the Market" with a vagina that's still warm from the last dude. Let that thing cool off.

      • todrunk2

        Says the pot to the kettle.

    • CFCL22

      Yuuuuup….get at me!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      let the haters hate. if you happen to see this email me. would gladly date a chivette!!!

    • Boogie

      I don't think I know where that market is…

      • royce

        Well please, let me submit my resume… I have a set of freshly pressed dress blues, enjoy watching the notebook, and have a house with an abnormally nice kitchen.

    • Aliky Jenkins

      shes got a big ass head, long, like a scream mask.

    • Thanx4AllDaFish

      What the fuck do some of you douche bags on here want? I mean, if "now back on the market" wasn't involved, there would be at least 3 people complaining about how she has a boyfriend, or telling her that they are better than he is and she should be with them instead. . . The likelihood of her dating any one of us is slim to none, and that goes for those that fawn over her and those that hate on her. Just enjoy what you see, or shut the fuck up about it.

      • Obama

        A FUCKING MEN. fucking trolls man fucking trolls

      • Jawbone

        You look stupid in your picture.

        • Thanx4AllDaFish

          Exactly what I was going for.

          • the other OTHER Jen

            you also look like a chode.

            • Thanx4AllDaFish

              I accept this award of chode-likeness, and I would like to thank The Chive for making all of this possible. . .

      • Barry McKokkinner

        well put, well fucking put. Thanks man, some need a reminder not to take this for granted.

    • Musabi

      What's with all the haters? She's a Chivette AND she is drinking out of a TMNT cup! Double-win!

    • dr_sarcasm

      No need to wrap her up – I'll eat her where she stands.

  • Stan Stanson


  • c.ash

    "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." #44

    • jason

      you can tell that she is holding her legs apart with her hands! but still nice!

  • richkeenan

    #21. Thumbs up for British Chivers!

    • Lisa

      Paul…wait until he submits a pic of his own and reads the fine print. Here's an excerpt.

      "Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John."

      I always wanted a panda. 🙂

    • MWJ

      For the love of gawd, no-one direct him to reddit! He won't be able to handle it…

      • JHL1

        Why would you direct anyone to reddit?

        • the_source

          Because it is where all the shit on here comes from.

          • dub


            • rumpole

              written by a yank

  • JeffersonIII

    Welcome back to Indiana!

    – A loyal Chiver from the small city of Marion

    • Indy Girl

      Why I love The Chive & The Berry…they're Hoosiers!

      Chive On from Indianapolis

      • indiana wanted

        indiana wants me, but I can't go back there, I wish I had you to talk to 70's song

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002909370551 Joe Ryder

      Hey Im from Marion Indiana! seriously i live by IWU

    • Hoohoohoosiers

      Chive on from IU!

  • who

    #12 this should be mandatory

    • Sub Enthusiast

      Find HER!!!!!

      • Phil D Nutz

        Find HER NOW!!!

        • niudgc


          • Rey

            RIGHT MEOWWW!!!!!

            • MattKL


              • Pwithc

                C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!

                • JHL1

                  (Combo bridge)

                  • http://www.shiagi.com Dan


                    • Pepermunt9


    • Chicken

      So hot… shopped, but still hot!

      • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

        hotter not shopped, wtf is with this big ass/thighs trend?

        • casey

          We prefer our women to look like women… not like little girls.

          • Ollie

            Cellulite. /discussion

            • Pepermunt9

              dont care, she's hot!

    • Sluttypanda

      Am I the only one who finds this super uncool? It's possible they could've been in their underwear to begin with, but strip searching/harassing people trying to travel is a major dick move and abuse of power

      • Sergio From-Rio

        My brain agrees with you, my but penis wants to see MOAR! (Of this chick anyway)

      • todrunk2

        Judging by what the girls are wearing behind her and their smiles I would say this was done intentionally by the girls. This is not legal.

    • Thoridin58

      Take a closer look. There are two more behind her in line.

    • TheMoose03

      I bet he loves his job at moments like these.

    • Mario Mario

      Personally? Refund gap too large.

  • nate


  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #30 You cannot measure my gratitude in inches. Well, maybe you can.

    • ROK247

      must be this long to ride

  • zman

    #30 just a little higher!

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    All Chive posters should be put up this way

    And a very merry christmas to us all

  • Csquaredapparel

    #12 #22 MOARRRRRRRRR PLEASE!!!!!!

    • Csquaredapparel

      AND #40

    • Machinist

      To all the lazy bastards, who can't figure out how TinEye works, a whole NSFW series of 22 here… http://www.babesandgirls.com/romancing-the-light
      You're welcome 🙂

      • Csquaredapparel


    • Captain

      to put it better, #22 is Monika from MPL Studios!

  • Jeff

    #4 Merica!

    • Dorkfish

      That's an engine hoist.

  • RatedR401


  • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

    Holy Sweet Jesus ! ❤

    • richkeenan

      heather rae young

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        thanks man! hot she is!

  • T_Bag

    #36 – What do you know, so am I!

    • DrLeppiwinks

      Forget the top pic, I believe the TMNT cup is the coolest part of this chivette, Chive On!

      • T_Bag

        Thanks for pointing that out, I barely got past the little plaid skirt!

      • Billy

        I want one of those cups!! must find!

        • monoxxide

          go to a spencers you can find them there

    • Thoridin58

      Boyfriend probably didn't recognize her, pissed her off and she sent him packing.

  • R2G Fan

    #8 #12 #22 #31 #44 I want these under my tree Christmas morning.

  • Jason Dean

    Merry Christmas, Chive Brothers!

  • etcrr

    #28 The First Black Batman #31 hot gorgeous and very sexy

    • SweetAwesomeness

      now that Wesley Snipes is in jail…the new "Blade" looks like it's going to suck

    • Matt Tatt

      wouldn't it be black man then?

      • Batman

        too Generic, Dark Wizard

        • etcrr

          the Black Avenger, The Dark Avenger, The Caped Avenger, The Wizard of Phily or pick your city

      • dbolusaf

        why does he have to be blackman? THATS RACIST!!!

    • yodaddy

      If you take the pink pill, you can come with me to the gay Matrix! It's Fabulous!!!

    • Cyberfunker

      6 chivers reply before me and all of them talk about that stupid dude and not the Ultra Hot girl next to him. All 6 of you must be Paula's gay roomates,

    • whodoube

      Count Blackula. Duh!

    • samantha

      Caption- "I am Black Man"

  • http://www.facebook.com/tadpolemerrygold Tadpole Merrygold

    trust me, it'll fit #30

  • nojoke420

    #34 "I don't care what the calendar say, I wish it was Christmas today!"

    • Craigery

      It's like they weren't even trying to be funny. One of the laziest sketches I've ever seen on SNL.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        that was the last time SNL was good. The best part was watching Jimmy Fallon try not to laugh, the others too, if I remember correctly.

      • Lorne

        This skit is great because it is subtle.

  • sugar

    #28 quick to the batmobile!

    • anonymous

      quick to the blackmobile!

    • this guy

      i don't know why, but when i saw this picture, the first thing that came to my mind was:

      i'm rick james, bitch!

    • Alex

      You shall not pass!!!

    • tralfaz

      Quick to the Internet!

  • c.ash

    and good luck, Josh! #15

    • Tuff Guy

      Watched X Factor for the first time last week with my girlfriend who's a big fan. When I saw Josh I got so excited and told her, "I know that guy! He's a Chiver!" She responded, "What the hell's a Chiver?" I thought about it hard for about 5 seconds and came up with, "It means he likes half naked women and pics of random shit."

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