Hot Right Now: Take a bow, Karie, you’re our Chivette! (27 Photos)

The Brits got it right when they made Melissa Clarke (21 Photos)

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I’ll be honest, this was less of a gallery and more of an invitation to Google the shit out of her. Melissa is a real spark plug.

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  • ncguy

    First! And nice nipple in #3

    • AssClown

      I think theChive should hire me (go to the posts' comments):

      http://thechive.com/2011/12/16/daily-afternoon-ra

      http://thechive.com/2011/11/04/hmmm…what-d

      • DoomsDayDub

        Why would they want to hire an assclown???

      • Hire AssClown

        Nice work AssClown! She looks like she should be in porn…something tells me she is a freak! (any fan of Suicidal Tendencies is) In a good way.

      • ClownAss

        Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back.

        • mihaisuzuki

          Yea..you might get bruises..

  • TeaBag

    Thank you Chivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve

  • Thanx4AllDaFish

    #8 Never wanted to be a bicycle seat more in my life. . . Holy shit. . .

    • OhSomeEvil

      they told me i could become anything, so I became a yellow bicycle seat.

      • Jim Doe

        You will regret it once the crabs start biting

        • om nom nom

          you will regret it when she gets fat… but until then, enjoy

          • Thanx4AllDaFish

            I wouldn't regret it if she and her crabs got fat. . .

    • Spanks McGee

      it can't be unseen!

    • YunChoe

      Too bad that bicycle seat is actually the male Wondertwin. Sorry to inform you he beat you to it

    • HongKongO2

      How are all women not riding bikes all day long?

  • lutjiano

    I love a brunettes. And oooh her eyes

  • misschris

    #14 I love her petite lil body. And I find pale skin very sexy. She seems delicate.

    • ñññ

      yeh, those delicate girls always turn out to be crazy-awesome in bed… i approve

      • Kimmy

        DO U WANT TO DO HER?? CHRIS.

        • Ellen

          Stop yelling Kimmy. Let's all just have a three-some lickety split.

  • Tuff Guy

    #8 Looks like she has a duck between her legs….

    Glad to see somebody takes care of their teeth in Britain.

    • Thanx4AllDaFish

      I'd like to duck between her legs. . . Just sayin. . .

    • Anon

      quack, quack, quack

    • Captain Obvious

      I think you misspelled "dick"

    • Dave

      The stupid stereo-type isn't necessary is it? The teeth thing isn't true, and you don't see any Brit's commenting the usual posts saying "Glad to see someone isn't fat". C'mon dude, a bit of class wouldn't go amiss.

    • P90

      The British officially have the healthiest teeth on the planet.

  • jag

    #21 Fucking WOW!

  • bill

    #19 awesome

    • Join the Army

      My thoughts exactly! Ass + Suicidal Tendencies shirt = does anal

  • laugher

    sigh

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #11 thank God, no DUCKface!!!

    • Franklin1138

      I like. Import approved.

  • itsgalf

    Beautiful. Ok…well back to the Nellie post

  • CHIPBUTY

    IS IT SOOO FUKIN HARD TO SAY WOOOP DONE HIT THAT POONTANG RIGHT IN THE PANTALOON, U;VE MY FRIEND ARE SO MUCH BETTER/ WETTER NOW GO FIND THAT BIG OL' ASS AND SMOOTHER HER IN THE FUDGE CAKE

    • Lev

      Obvious troll is obvious. I hope you can read that despite the lack of caps lock.

      • Dick Salad

        EMF waves bro

        • emf

          you're unbelievable OH!!!

  • dagleja3

    If your going to go with a Brit, than it has to be Keeley Hazell!
    http://www.google.com/search?q=Keeley+Hazel&h

    • AlMar

      You are correct, sir!

      • MarAl

        Correct, sir, you are!

      • Captain Obvious

        I'm partial to Kate Beckinsale… incredibly cute in Serendipity and crazy sexy in the skin-tight leather in Underworld.

        • Dream_Weaver

          MMMMMmmmmm Kate Beckinsale….Kelly Brooke, Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Massey, Gemma Merna, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, there are so many.

          • asdfgh

            wait, wait, youre just listing all the nuts girls… not that theres anything wrong with that

    • greg

      Rosie Jones!

  • Fabio

    Still Lauren > Melissa

  • pud

    Love is in the air

  • JDB

    Man, everyone REALLY needs to google her (NSFW) Nice!

    • Jessica

      agreed, especially the un-cropped #15. Her body is perfection!

  • Adam F

    Hot dayem! But uh.. #11.. First thought was that she's crapping in the sink lol.. I guess if that's her only quirk, I could certainly be happy with that haha.

    • trustnoone

      You can't trust brits to not pee in the sink LOL. All good.

  • jarone

    Not a patch on Danish nellie

  • monkeym

    #11 always found tattoos are legs, were sexy.

    • Wrong

      Tattoos are NOT legs.

  • nathan

    as I was scrolling down #8 I was like "what the FUC… ohhhhhh, bike

  • http://twitter.com/rikooprate @rikooprate

    #8 I'd kill to be that bike seat. *drool*

    • Dill

      Bit of a wasted kill. 'Cause then you'd be a bike seat for the rest of your life lol

      I'd rather just kill to have sex with her

    • ñññ

      id like to be those panties… om nom nom nom

  • Leddy420

    #18

    Stop it sir, don't play it again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/s.d.hop Stephen Hopkins

    I can't pick one picture, and I think I just decided to move!!!

  • laelow

    Oh Gaaawd Dayum!

    #19 and #4 FTW.

  • http://twitter.com/rikooprate @rikooprate

    Best. Tits. Evar.

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