Daily Morning Awesomeness (37 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #5 Cave Johnson here, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time – entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

    • Active_hunter

      Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        *removes Sunglasses*…Mother of God Josh Gorter, that was one perfect Cave Johnson quote;)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This pic could be greatly improved by boobs and a skirt.


      • Osama

        You don't get it do you, Paula?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I fear YOU don't get it. Don't you see how a skirt would work well in this photo?
          Argh, Chivers are too dumb for my level of humor.

          – btw aren't you dead?

          • todrunk2

            Apparently they have Chive in hell.

    • Juan

      Well done

  • http://twitter.com/seanwoyna @seanwoyna

    I like this because boobs.

  • Jonathan

    #5 Mindfucked…

  • King of Badassery

    #22 Also applies to Hump Day.

    • gfk


  • Boobies?

    When are you going to start posting NSFW pics?

    I mean, anyone can look up naked women online BUT WE WANT NAKED CHIVETTES!

    Lets see some Chivette boobs! Come on Chive!

    Ladies: Stay clam and submit your boob pics to The Chive!

    • todrunk2

      Why are there so many thumbs down to see NSFW pics???

      • TheAutomaticMan

        that's not what theChive is about.

      • Underbaker

        Because most of us casual Chivers are doing this from work and NSFW pics would get the site on the blocked list, happened to many a good site in the past (like ILOVEBACON for one).

        • KyleGamgee

          I remember that site. I haven't been there in YEARS. Don't let that happen to The Chive.

    • Flutzy

      you sound like a desperate loser…move along…being female i check this site for the awesomeness and its nice to see what real guys find attractive in a girl…..their love of boobs and the female body is actually a turn on….however..start posting NSFW and things will just start getting trashy….

      • Jules-CO

        Exactly! I love the Chive but if a 'real' girl wants to pose naked for a website, there are plenty other sites willing to be classless and pornographic.

      • Hard to be Humble

        Plus then you wouldn't be able to chive at work, which would make everyone's day last way too long.

      • weldsoft

        Agree with you. It's part of what makes the Chive what it is, women enjoy the Chivette pics and comments as much as the guys, and are still comfortable to be here.

        NSFW pics would alienate many women, turning this into just another site that posts boobs and funny pics.

      • rabble

        Yea, what she said! Just post a link…

      • CNG

        Uggghhhhh Shut the fuck up. I bet you are overweight but claim you are 'full figured'. For future reference, 'real men' don't like overweight women, they just say they don't like skinny girls because they think it makes them look less shallow.

    • The The

      You do realise the internet is full of sites that already cater to this very need

      • Anon

        To be fair I would much rather see the type of girls who send to the chive naked, however, I believe that maintaining some class/decency is important and that this site has no need to cater to that crowd since imo its true purpose is to provide laughs/smiles and a few great looking girls as a side dish

        • A BiPolar Guy

          you can find that too. just not here

        • VanIsleChiver

          There's nothing better than a good looking chick who isn't hung up on herself and is a good sport enough to send a pic in for us Chivers to appreciate.

    • MattKL

      Since you're on the internet, you can be a sport and look up your own damn boobies.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Never. And that's a good thing.


      • SuperiorTo8

        What the hell..? Paula is getting some common sense…?
        My world that I know so well just imploded slightly

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          It would be like "Disney porn". Bad thing.


          • Jerry Sandusky

            How would "Disney Porn" be a "bad thing"?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Imagine all those disney princes in a gay bareback orgy. Nuff said.

              – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."

              • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

                My entire world has crumbled before me because of this conversation. Im not sure whats real anymore.

              • Spencer_on_Fire

                Dammit Paula, I told you we don't need your common sense here.

    • its_forge

      The girls at femjoy.com are very girl-next-doorish. Well, some of them "next door" if you happen to live in Poland or Ukraine, but sweet and cute women with absolutely nothing on and their feet way up in the air nonetheless.

  • stumeister


    • MylesofStyles

      I was going to comment "NAILED IT", but even that wouldn't do justice.

  • stumeister

    And #25 Good god ! What thee fuck???

    • kRod

      Yeah wheres that from?

      • Dude

        My friggin nightmares

  • Mike

    Early DMA is early

  • Vanllia Gorilla

    #6 would give #26 a run for his money!

    • Soft Taco Juice

      I know who #6 is of course but with the mouth thing going on he looks a LOT like Quinten Tarantino.

  • kRod

    I fell asleep whenever I wanted to yesterday and woke up to this dma around 3 am. … .. . It's gonna be a good weekend isn't it? Have a good one kids.

  • culpjp

    #37, And I thought I was bad at wrapping gifts. You just made my Christmas.

    • Kate

      agreed. this is hilarious and amazing.

  • moar boar

    Chivettes in the snow, I'm liking this direction. These lovely young ladies #1 and bemused pooch and of course, Nellie from Denmark.

    Chive on!

    • Billy

      that arm doesn't look right.

    • Sofi

      My cousin and I thought this would be a fun one to submit. :-) I'm the one on the right! This is actually a tradition on ours, started by some Hawaiian roommates 4 years ago. We figured this would be a great end to our Winter Solstice celebration. CHIVE ON from Boulder, CO!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    <img src="http://bit.ly/rT8aIZ"&gt;
    Fuck you, I may repost too. Also it obviously took many, many hours of designing to make this thing. It only got 105,000 views yesterday and I'm going for the 1,000,000. Or 10,000,000, haven't set a limit yet.


  • SuperiorTo8

    VERY appropriate for #16 to be followed by #17
    ps. I thought Santa flew in a sleigh..?

    • yeyo

      #17 no wonder DHL never delivers my packages from colombia…

  • Anjin-San

    #26 LOL

    i love those 4 guys…

    • DutchChiveFan

      That's gay ;-)

    • Dan

      They aren't the same 4 guys.

  • Wet_tosti

    #4 they are in doubt of putting it on the christmass tree or in their ass.

    • gaz

      3 out of 4 girls are going to enjoy this

      • BloodScrubber

        Girl on left: I've never actually seen one.
        Girl left center: Dam I forgot to put that away.
        Girl right center: I wonder if it vibrates.
        Girl on right: Yes..yes it DOES vibrate…quite well.

  • MigraineBoy

    #13 So Aunt Vivian was played by a white guy?

    • MattKL

      Which Aunt Vivian?

      • Anon

        Both Aunt Vivians are portrayed by white dudes. I wish Jazz and Geoffery were in it :/

  • varlotto

    #33 Cunt Destroyer

    • gaz

      I am from the internet follow me you're in danger

      • rabble

        * I am from the internet, follow me if you want to live.

  • Kodos

    Bitch, please…

    • Piss off

      Helllllll No Bitch! I ain't doin' that shiiit!

  • MattKL

    #4 How YOU doin'?

  • josephanthony

    #36 Well son, I hope you never have to find out how wrong you are…

    • Jimmy C

      Every white girl I know is always putting some variation of that on facebook. Really? You don't regret one thing you've done in life? I mean I had fun and all, but looking back there are things I would take back or do over.

      • CBDeadman

        There are plenty of things I regret, but everything I have done have led to me being the man I am today. If I was given the opportunity to do anything in my past over again, there's nothing I'd change for fear I wouldn't be who I am now that I would be someone I'd hate.

        • nice try

          Really? Not one thing you would like to change? I'm calling BULLSHIT!

  • DutchChiveFan

    #1 wouldn't mind spending Christmas morning warming them up…

    • Benny

      The girls AND the dog? Okay then…

      • The_Dood

        I honestly did not see the dog until now.

      • DutchChiveFan

        Minus the dog…..Still early in here in Holland, need some time to wake up :-)

  • Balorati

    that's right buddy…show her how to do it properly ;)

  • Win

    Is number 19 from Aix en Provence in France?

  • Patrick

    #22 So true. At least there's still something we can find wondrous, no matter how cynical we get.

    • MattKL

      I will always find bewbs wondrous. ALWAYS

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