Friday Dopamine Dump (35 photos)

  • Bobby

    #24 made me lol

    • Albus Quindecim

      Me too…

      Now I have ideas

    • Seriously

      You two are obviously huge dicks, with little pricks. I hope you trip and fall on a railroad spike. Merry Christmas.

      • specv44

        Mean, but hilarious…

    • GernBlansten

      I want to see the follow on video of the guy getting beat to death with an IKEA table.

      • qwert

        he cant get beat to death by an ikea table, it would break after 2 blows.. 3 max.

  • laelow

    #11 Repost, and always nice to see them again!

    • chubbybonar

      who is she??

      • laelow

        Sara Varone

        On Italian TV Hostess I Think.

    • kodakkid

      this is one they could post daily and i'd be okay with that.

    • MattKL

      I will never get tired of this GIF.

    • Aussie
    • MonkeyMadness

      I've been staring at this for 12 hours now.

    • crackerjack

      I love the peak of her camel tongue

    • David

      Does anyone know what tv show this was on?

  • aciekay

    #7 i wannaaaaa! #29 a wise man once said…

  • earthbound misfit

    I want his job!

    • The_Dood

      I want his job, but I'm not good with a brush. I'll have to finger-paint.

    • MattKL

      He has one of the best jobs in the world.

    • staticnoise

      id rather be the guy who helps them clean all the paint off later.

  • R2G Fan

    I want to be the artist in #10 to paint #11…All hotties though.

    #21 Only happened once to me in several years of delivering…but it gets burned into your brain the moment it happens. You'll never forget it. Ladies, this is better than any measly $2 tip you give the driver. Take note.

  • Leddy420


    The awkward moment when you realize you MIGHT be gay.

    • jimbojones

      Lots of battleship sinking going on.

    • MonkeyMadness

      They've been dropping a lot of depth charges.

  • Anonymous

    #35-crap, I said the same thing yesterday. I feel like a 1st world problem joke

  • standupguy

    #29 Mitch was one of the best. RIP

    • Leddy420

      I used to like Mitch, I still do but I used to too.

      • aggiemuse

        LOL! Nice one! I still want an infestation of koala bears.. someone needs to start shipping them over.

    • wisemx

      Was the best indeed, miss him bigtime. RIP bro.

    • passwordistaco

      I think I'll throw a potato in the oven, just in case I'm hungry later

  • nonudepicsmyass

    Where is LG now ?

    • lonin

      She couldn't pay the bridge toll so the troll locked her up.

  • pat

    #22 cant argue with that logic

    • JHL1

      *wit that logik

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      Forever stupid

    • MonkeyMadness

      He sounds like a keeper.

    • 6655321

      You understood that?

    • mikey

      Fuckin' darkies settin' back the Revolution…..

  • jasgat66

    #22… Recently uncovered… The "lost lyrics" of Tupac's first rap


      This comment is just stupid. Grow up! come back when you have something better than "The "lost lyrics" of Tupac's first rap"

      • slipperywhipple

        Oh suck a fart

      • staticnoise

        how about we call it how i met your mom?

      • SmokeyMorgan

        I thought it was funny.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #13 LIES!

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's like that until you're in a hurry.

  • oooyeah

    #31 Chivette School.

    • 4realytho

      ok that was funny.

    • seriously?

      The Chivettes aren't sleazy.

  • nowivseenevrythin

    #18 Flying Dylan !

    • todrunk2

      Only in Mexico do donkeys fly.

      • GernBlansten

        They do a lot more than fly….

      • Pete

        Its Russian, from over a year ago. There was quite a furore about it at the time, and IIRC a tourist operator was shut down because of it. The donkey was making all sorts of severely distressed noises, and lots of tourists asked for them to bring it down… but it was left up for a half hour (and it didn't have a soft landing).

        Yes, its only an animal, but FFS we treat our food better than that, making sure it is killed humanely. We shouldn't pull this kind of shit for kicks.

  • Logan_the_Chiver

    #4 & #17 WANT!!!!!!

    • The The

      all I want is #11 say those two top what you want

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Best. Job. EVER.


    Did this a couple of times in college

  • Pissed

    18 is animal cruelty. You do realize that after the para-sailing, the animal would then land in the water, to drown. What the fuck is the matter with you chive? Do you need a logic monitor?

    • Seriously


      Do you need a reality check??

    • Idiot alert

      yeah, I'm really shocked that the chive would be that cruel,

      Dumb ass

      • lonin

        Dumb ass…got me laughing.

    • The The

      Yeah….be mad at the chive not the people who actually did it

      • frank

        Totally agree – there's nothing hilarious or feel good about a donkey paragliding! Chive, at least please find out what happened to the donkey after that

    • James699

      I think this para sailing incident is WAY better that that one

    • LLD

      I agree with Pissed – this is not what we come to TheChive for!! We are good people (for the most part) who come here for a laugh and to see beautiful real people. There are plenty of other sites to visit for sadistic cruelty. Don't sink to this, Chive!

    • Tigers619

      Oh give it a rest dude. This site shows funny, interesting, disturbing, and "WTF" content. If you don't like it, get out.

      Furthermore, did you think that maybe they were simply trying to move aforementioned animal from one island to another? What are they going to do? Put it on the boat so it can freak the hell out and donkey kick the piss out of all on board (keep in mind that they probably don't have large ships where they can place it in a holding cell)? Maybe you've never seen para-sailing…but they can pretty much control the general area where the parachute is going to land with these magical things known as "logistics" and "physics".

      Oops. wait. Just saw another comment below. Yep, it died. Sorry about that….

    • Trig

      Not dead

  • patov40

    #12 Me and my Boyfriend. True dick love.

  • bisketz

    #22 My birthday is March 29th too! Straight gansta.

  • qwerty

    everything in this post is from reddit

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 #10 #11 A post full of vitamins. We have grapes, peaches and melons!

  • jaydub

    #22 …crips stayin classy since 1969

  • Borracho

    #14 You can't light farts, it's a magic trick. Give me your lighter and I'll prove it…
    Oh shit my ass is on fire!

  • Michelle

    #5 is one of my favorites!

  • Steve

    Find #41 from 12/14/11 DAR!

    • The The

      Steve….find her yourself or better yet see that right hand of yours…she can be #41 from 12/14/11 DAR!

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