Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • georgie

    #11, #13, #22

    Welcome back, DAR! I was gettin' kinda antsy

    • James

      I was about to post the same pics.

      Welcome back old friend. My life can at last continue.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #22 Hot Damn I love naturals <3<3<3

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Dammit Paula, I told you we don't need your common sense here."

  • devon

    #2 > #3

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      DO NEED THIS CUP!!

    • Elbie

      girl with make up and cup > slut with fucked up make up

      • Elbie

        honestly make up is great!

    • It's420Somewhere

      I would love more of #2

    • drew

      to the sister in the back seat, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhhhh ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! one helluvanite!

    • deathscythe257

      you try looking nice after waking up in the back of your own car… Glad thats all that happened (i assume)

    • Smitsy

      What were u doin with ur Sister in the back seat of your car???

    • urgirl

      Girl in the backseat. You are hot….even the morning after getting trashed. OH and C U Next Tuesday who called her a slut, go screw yourself. Shes probably hotter than you. (:

  • Awesome

    I have a men's medium KCCO shirt, but I need a men's small. Any Chiver's out there with the opposite problem? Wanna trade?

    • jason

      I have made a stupid comment on the first page. anybody out there with a good comment they'd like to trade?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have a medium fleshlight, but I need a large. Any Chiver's out there with the opposite problem? Wanna trade?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

        • pablo_v

          trading pocket pussies is bad for you

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Not if it stops the bleeding.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "Paula, when you're right, you're right."

    • Zach

      Definately dont have the same problem….because I'm a man and I wear man sizes 😉

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    DAR is back! Missed you, DAR!
    But more importantly: what do you guys think of my new avatar?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "You provide a necessary spark to our site."

    • crabtastic

      I wanna take you out to a nice lobster dinner.

    • CHIPBUTY

      HEY PAULA_ IM A FOLLOWER AND I FOLLOW A SPERM, IT REPRESENTS ME JIZZING ON LG…WHAT DO U THINK?

      • Mr. Footlong Hotdog

        CHIPBUTY is a author of poignant and deep poetry, a true inspiration to those falling on dark times. With only a few quick seconds a lost soul may gaze upon his works and conclude that their life, however poor in contrast to most, is better than at least one. Thank you CHIPBUTY.

  • chvlvr

    #42 awesome

    • Fudido

      I love Brazil!

      • Nino

        that's Venezuela not BRAZIL!

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Your caps lock is broke.

        • zZz

          nope… Brazil
          can´t you see the dotcomdot BR above the bumper of the car?
          and the uniform is written in Portuguese

    • pils

      I'd love to.

    • Joe

      mas essa policia rodoviaria esta bem gostoza mesmo ….. Que saudades do Brasil ….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #38 they all are.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Nice! Got Paula to reply to one of my comments. I can meow check that off my bucket list."

    • Me.

      Only the first one is acceptable. After that she looks disfigured.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nah, seriously, even the first pic is too much already. Damn I love naturals….

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, for a late Xmas gift I'd appreciate if you just died in a napalm fire. Thanks! "

        • Truth

          I totally agree with Paula on this one…

        • Chiver

          Where the heck has LG been?? No posts in ages…

  • derp

    finally

  • kevguy

    #20 is hilarious

    • COCO

      That is not funny, the woman is clearly hurt and in pain.

      • HLe

        Which is hilarious

      • Smuggler

        Were you there, COCO? Did he actually kick her in the face?

        I see a slight smile on her face.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002163535812 Ben Hughes

      she does look to be in pain

    • Prangsta

      It made me laugh. Looks like they were going for a silly jumping in the air picture and guy got a little carried away.

  • dbolusaf

    #20 I TOLD YOU TO GET IN THE KITCHEN

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm sure he didn't get any that night. 😛

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      as overused as that joke is, this was pretty funny

  • billy

    #22 I want to go there.

    • weldsoft

      I think she's a keeper.

    • geerob

      nah melbourne's average, go to sydney buddy

    • Not First

      #22 Melbourne FL or Melbourne AUS?

  • CHiver

    #49 Thank you!!

    • DaddyJax

      nom…nom…nom…

    • Truth

      Awesome… literally drooling

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #47 see honey this is what I see every time you open your legs now.

    • arTee

      Hey, is that James Franco's arm back there?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        in the vaj? oh my?

  • Kenai

    DAR IS BACK CHIVE ON

  • Morgan Freeman

    More Ron Swanson shirts please!

    • ZachBob

      More Wolverabe shirts as well.

  • luvmyeChive

    #49…WOW!

  • Eric

    #38 I don't know, never seen too much.

    • Too Big? Nah!

      This Eric guy…He knows…

    • jon

      Normally I would agree but you also need to take into account body type. For her….the middle and right are too much.

      • Hoss

        Agreed. Middle all the way, although I wouldn't kick her out for looking like she does in the third pic.

  • PubicJones

    #3 Has the eyes of a slut that choked on some cock last night.

    • guest

      Why is my back all sticky?

      • Danieal

        why is my right eye stuck together?

    • John

      But lipstick is fine. Maybe throwing up?

    • mouchette

      whoa, razor wit

  • ITR

    #11

    Chive, your new year's resolution should be to post more Susan Coffey pics!!

    MOAR!!!!

    • Connor MacManus

      Hardly any photos of Susan smiling but she is sexy as hell.

  • MCMLX

    #22

    glad you did!!

  • AssClown

    #20 POW right in the kisser!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You need to shave…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR."

  • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.deboer Jeff DeBoer

    #2 Hellooooo nurse!

    • Pinky
    • MonkeyMadness

      mmmm.. dreamy eyes and sexy smile. 🙂 *sigh*

    • AKBAR

      She and #18, they be purdy and stuff. You're welcome.

  • adam

    #30 Tonedeff on the Chive… Awesome!

    • blah

      looks like 2 fingers

  • taylor

    welcome back!

  • laelow

    #40 Sweet Baby Jeezzus!
    #5 Mind the Gap.
    #22 Moar.

    • Freddy Boy

      Hallelujah.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #40 looks like Erin's mom…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."

    • cahir

      #40 Kate Upton 🙂

      • El_Hefe

        FTW!

  • Trainer

    #33 damn at the rack. and #38 is definitely an upgrade i like

    • intheface

      #33: Chris Hansen will be at your door momentarily.
      #38: Tragically a medical condition that requires constant surgery (I googled her). But you've got to admit, she's making lemonade.

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