Dude, you totally nailed it. (36 photos)

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  • misschris

    #23 Hehe, the Jagerbomber… I get it :-P

    • Flow

      Same contraption, other costume and you can be Darth Jaeger!

    • Justin

      One day, people will spell Jaegerbomb correctly

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – first commenter of 2012

      • Cal1

        That’s the saddest signature I have ever wrote

        Forever Alone!!!!!!

        • Cal1

          ‘seen’ wrote, damn iPhone

    • NebraskaGuy

      Lol excellent!

    • mihaisuzuki

      I wanna see him blow up! :)

  • Johnny walker


  • Noegod

    #11 if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, FUCK IT!!! Ha!

    • arigaa

      cheech, always a classic

    • Zaedrus

      They left off "wizard" in the label.

  • blub_glub

    #27 ewww my eyess

    • TylerV

      I'd eat it…

    • chiver


  • jeff

    #34 awesome, need in HQJeff

  • Brian


    • NebraskaGuy

      Lol that's awesome!

  • acs10

    #27 #36 are very similar

  • http://boner.com boner

    36- find her

  • etcrr

    #13 to us men this is the proper use of a manual on how to fix things

  • brian!

    i quit

  • vince

    #32 If you say you wouldn't you are a gottdamn liar. Bring on the replies liars!!

    • eo2

      Could I get that drunk and sill….

      Lets find out.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I wouldn't fuck that Mob Wife/Jersey Shore reject with John Gotti's dead dick.

    • The_Dood

      I can very honestly say I wouldn't. I haven't even been drunk enough to hit that in months. And I've been really drunk lately…

    • culpjp

      I would hit that like a big rig truck with no brakes!!

    • http://twitter.com/Wanuekaz @Wanuekaz


  • fred

    #36 has 2 right hands

  • M-Set

    #1 That's not the kitchen…..

    • TylerV

      That's not an old joke…o wait it is.

  • Trainer

    #36 i am in love.

  • waterloo cristeniumsteth

    #34 I wish i could draw like that!

  • ironsja

    @ #1 Awwww rose petals are so romantic. even in a dump

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001532373361 OlliverTwisted Smith

      Kinda like putting a blue ribbon on a turd.

    • Dan

      I feel bad for this couple. They're trying, and they have to know they're failing.

      • irons

        Well put, I hope they make it

      • OhOkayThen

        Yeah, agreed. I think this is sweet! Making the best of the situation.

        • the credible hulk

          In Russia…

  • Santa

    #33 still has 9gag's watermark haha

  • Tyson

    #34 in HQ please.

    • Elvis O,

      Cool as that was, I can't seriously say that if I was his teacher I would have given him an A. But I would definitely give him a D- or something just to make sure I don't kill his creativity (that's part of education too, and we're lacking it nowadays).

    • The_Dood
  • MigraineBoy

    #11 I have the weirdest boner right now…

  • Dirt

    gave that bitch a hoover bitches love hoovers

  • Ditto

    #13 Because no one ever buys her?

    • Ditto

      I meant #22 (I know, nailed it)

  • Bob

    #2 love is a superhero masl?

    • 6655321

      What's masl?

      • Anthony

        i'm guessing it's a typo for mask, and also that he doesn't know the infinity symbol.

  • -k9-

    #36 best waitress ever

    • Adam

      You misspelled "whore".

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #15 Genius

  • Thisman

    I like eating magic mushrooms to gain new insights about myself and life in general

    • It's420Somewhere

      Me too, dude.

    • him

      good luck with that.

    • Tom

      Magic mushrooms changed my life. During my third trip I made some realizations about myself and the world that made me stop smoking and drinking and start meditating on a daily basis. I've become a much happier and healthier person since then :)

      • heck

        well, that sounds really gay.

        • Jawbone

          But the princess is in another castle….

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