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January 3, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Mind Blowing
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all iz wellll!!!!!!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
YE HAVE U HEARD THE ONE ABOUT ITCHY FINGER SCRATY ARSE??? I WEAR KEGS TO SLEEP
#30 Is a good way to live your life and it comes from a fictional wizard.
#8 sorry chive fukin brain surgery theCHIVE office and all that
i missed this portion of the chive' thank you so much for bringing it back'
happy new year'
#7 #8 #12 and #13 Truth.
#24 Says half the girls on Facebook.
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yet we still have religion
#6 F_** you! Where's my welfare check?
#3 Unfortunately the people who think this way can't be convinced otherwise. Probably because they were raised by terrible parents. For example, the girl who sued the college I went to because she couldn't get a job when she graduated.
just me or does this only work becouse it it Marilyn Monroe?
Tweeting most of them….
#24 I've heard this one before and I've never liked it; I dislike the concept that you should have to put up with the worst of my shit to see the good. I want your good, you want mine, that good is what justifies the bad, makes the bad worth it. I'm sure that's what the quote is getting at, but the phrasing "you don't deserve me at my best" implies to me that you have to put up with the bad first to be able to have the good, and I feel it should be the other way round. It's poorly phrased I think.
#11 OH SNAP Johnny, you just blew my mind
[...] A little inspiration goes a long way (30 Photos) : theCHIVE. [...]
Best inspirational segment in a while, in my opinion. Thank you chive.
#5 (along with a series of other quotes listed here) just contributed new meaning to the way I've always felt about my life. Thank you for verbalizing so much of what we forget to remember everyday, please never stop making this thread
#27 damn right
And if my foresight was half as good as my hindsight I might make some decent decisions today.
#11 Johnny Derp said that?
#21 …But if they don't belong to the same person, you'll probably need an axe.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
#28 off to fap i go!!
I effing HATE #24
More women use it as a way to excuse horrid behavior than any other quote.
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