• ur mom

    winnner

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      Loser

    • sleepysteve

      no! the guy in #27 front seat is the winner. unless you are ping pong paying, blow job receiving, riding the comet like a boss guy – if so well done sir

  • egnaro

    #49

    • nate

      fuck yea !!!

    • 03_SE_XTERRA

      good jesus that hump is rediculous

    • Lev

      Actual noise I made when I saw it: "HNNNGHHNHNHHNGGGG"

    • Hershey Highway

      Nice turd cutter, eh?

    • well how do YOU DO

      anybody else just try to lean in closer to get a better look?

    • MigraineBoy

      Date all the Chivettes!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman

      What is it called when you want to motorboat that?

      • guest

        rimming?

    • gcelii

      Way to save the best for lASSt.

    • BlackMatterBeaver

      Built-for- SEX!

  • Nick_FTW

    #34 Happy New Year to all of us

  • thomas

    I think this guy ^^^ is referring to #49

  • Whoopi_G

    #42 Prove it!

    • CableGuy2011

      Damn…..I want MOAR!

      • PBB005

        FIND HER!!!

        • Baffled

          this might be my friend's girlfriend..

          • Sylar

            cool story bro

    • Buster

      THAT is a fantastic body.

    • sore jaw

      i would sink my balls so deep in her……ennnnnnnngghhh arghhhh

    • Ima Dick

      Ok I've always defended the chive when it comes to stealing from other websites cuz that's what everyone does, but ffs, this one is even stealing the exact title of the post. That's just lazy. Pretty soon this site will just be a portal to best of Reddit pics.
      http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/nzayu/built

      • Chiver

        stay on reddit, not everyone wants to filter through i zillion posts by regular people hunting the internet. I'm not on the internet all day, everyday; Chive is perfect for killing 30 minutes of my day. No one accuses sportcenter of stealing from actual game footage. Internet is both of these site's sources. all fair play.

        • Manamana

          Well articulated.

        • JOHN

          No, ESPN is accused of more important things like covering up the Syracuse pedophile.

    • SheriffPablo

      this girl needs her own post STAT!

    • Smitty

      Not on her period she ain't.

      Really classy to shoot a pic where you can see your pad.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        i don't think you are seeing things correctly…

    • bollyver

      Most women are, just getting them to…

  • FLBP

    #2 i'll take 2 of those pleace

    • DPH

      I'll take the two in the middle!

  • AssClown

    #22 Win
    #42 You'll first have take out that pad before one can commence in Coitus interruptus.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Damn, you really are the expert. Good eye.
      MEOW SHAVE!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – # 1 commenter of 2012

    • Underbaker

      To each there own, but I personally don't like interrupting my Coitus.

    • I love big butts

      HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS !

  • Daliance

    #47

    Wendy Peffercorn

    • jared

      …She knows exactly what she's doing!

      • Pat

        oiling and lotioning! lotioning and oiling!

        • Macknife

          I can't take it anymore!!!

  • sba

    #42 ewww she's on the rag, you can see her panty liner… hahahahah dirty!

    • Whoopi_G

      You do realize that's a normal thing right? Something tells me women hate you.

      • sba

        Well, its more of a love-hate really… they cant resist my rapier bad boy charm and lack of fucks given. What can I say, you want what you cant have!

        • bearkat34

          he has a rapist's wit.

      • Just Sayin'

        You're saying It's normal for a woman to post a photo of herself in her underwear, revealing her ragpad, whilst bragging about her sexual abilities,…

    • WTF??

      LMFAO!!!!! Still would though….. next week….

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week but doesn't die.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

        • Heidi

          I love Mr. Garrison.

    • jdos776

      Yeah she is, but i would wait for it. thumbs if you agree

    • Rion

      She is slam sexy. I bet she fucks like a thoroughbred.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      i really don't think there is a pad there guys….
      almost certain that she has just shaven and her lady bits are creating a shadow.
      besides most women are bloated and feeling very unsexy during that time. I would doubt one would want to take 'look at me' pics when feeling that way.

  • BaseballRube

    #38, nope sorry nothing can be done.

    • Guest

      I can help, high five!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I would probably tie it up with a square not in five seconds…then the voice in my head would ask why?
      Fuckin nice guy

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        or "knot"

    • Frank M

      #38 Reon Kadena.

    • 1zmaj

      … with your panties?

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #22

    Thaaaaaank you Hoosiers

    • limerick3411

      I'm from Indiana… I love Indiana… I need to make it to Bloomington more often!

    • please

      moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

    • Underbaker

      Does your father often say Hoosier Daddy?

      • Bluto

        And what does he do?

  • tim

    #6. The Force was strong with this one

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      So three actors for Darth Vader? Wow!

      • McGrady

        Sort of, he was the stunt double for Darth Vader, but more badassery is his job title of Sword Master, the last film he has worked on was The Hobbit training the cast how to use a sword.

        • Ha.Ha.

          I too read this little factoid on the elevator ride up to the office today. Captivate.com?

    • saltytrey

      He trained Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Aragorn, Boromir, Zorro, Robin Hood and a ton of others.

      • Thror

        And he was working on the Hobbit at eighty-fucking-nine. And now those movies will be lessened without him.

        Let's not forget Westley and Inigo. By the way…. I'm not left-handed, either.

        • okayawesome

          you killed my father, prepare to die

          • MattKL

            I would sooner destroy a stained-glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either…

  • keithp420

    #2 in #48 please…

  • Blue Dean

    I can watch #47…Forever…Forever…For…Ev..er!!!

    • Trent

      This deserved more thumbs than the guy who just said her name.

  • monkeym

    #10 find !!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Amanda Cerny (NSFW).
      Fake boobs, huge legs… meh.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – oh no she didn't!

      • CHIPBUTY

        PAULA_ U ARE THE BEST TROLL EVER…I LOVE U PAULA_ NO IM NOT DRUNK U FIND ALL THE GIRLS AND I FAPP TO THEM U SHOULD RUN theCHIVE BECAUSE MAC IS SHIT ALSO I WANT TO JIZZ ON U AND JIZZ ON LG TOGETHER AS A COUPLE ON HAIR LEG

        • CHIPBUTY

          ALSO PAULA_ PISSFLAP PLEASE FIND #49 AND THERES MOR JIZZ INIT FOR U

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Melanie Iglesias, you guys need to learn how to use this internet thingy.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – # 1 commenter of 2012

  • beermeat

    #10 – Words CANNOT describe the things I would do for an evening with this girl…

    • steve

      1 girl 1 guy 1 cup??

      • Ricardo

        Doesn´t matter, had sex

    • HatBomb

      Easy. Sex. Done.

    • beermeat

      hell no… this is the kind of woman that you treat like she is on a pedestal, then hope to god she calls you later that week to go out again

      • Waylon

        When you put them on a pedestal you usually get a year or two of pain and misery before either she gets tired of your shit or vice versa.

        • james

          well stated, let her call you back.

  • yeah

    #2 ill take 2 in the middle

  • laelow

    #16 Is just flat out hot!

    Find her, and we need MOAR!

    • Michael~

      OH MY GOOODNESS. That is the best thing I've seen all year.

    • _maxPain_

      I know her
      I like her but most of all
      I respect her ,,

      All I can say is that she keeps a flask of JackDaniels in one of them drawers…

      • matt

        prove it

  • Official Girl Judger

    #10 & #49 = PERFECT!!! #42… not so much

    • Virgin Detector

      Found one.

      • Fat Girl Detector

        You're right, #42 probably is a virgin. No one likes women with a gut, love handles, big hips, and flabby thighs.

        • mickdeck

          Erroneous on all accounts

        • Long ball Porter

          yea and I bet your a Greek adnois.. shut the fuck up I love this body type, A real girl. you can keep jerking it to hump day. And when im done ill tell you what vagina feels like

  • Get Real

    #13 – Bitches about slack ass McDonald's workers….still eats filet o' fish

  • sba

    #8 Diabeetus!

  • Wenn

    #16 In the office: 10. In the real world: 11.

  • 2pumpdump

    #29 probably the kid's dad. Oh well see you on Maury in 9 months

    • Matt Tatt

      haha! epic

    • DEBO123

      Its the guy that roofied then raped you duh

    • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

      Is it just me or his her thigh in only the first pic incredibly huuge!

      • Anon

        you mispelled nice*

    • nate

      She probably should have asked his name when she woke up next to him. Then she would know who was grabbing her boobs all night. Cute girl though.

    • sleepysteve

      at least the boy does not wear his hat like a douche, so he's got that going for him, which is nice

      • Brent

        I see what you did there

    • Mmm_Ciao

      I don't know if it has to do with the lighting, but she is very orange.

    • Meh

      Ah, the beauty of the single moment when you realize you are a whore.

      And what is a partly?

    • AKBAR

      Skank level 99

  • Nolaboy

    O'really? Prove it!

    #42

    • monoxxide

      she is on her period gross

      • buttscratcher

        grow up son

  • chetvik

    #42
    true story

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