Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • sdad


    • jayson

      fisrts?? learn to spell first then try to be cool!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    # Hahahaha……. awww that's not nice.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      #26 thought I typed the numbers but I could be wrong, it happen.

  • mikey r

    #5 MOAR!!!! Find the middle please chive

    • wakka

      lol @ the kid on the floor hehe…

      • mihaisuzuki

        Dude…You have a very sharp eye!

  • etcrr

    #26 come here Junior stay away from those humans

    • Ross

      At least one of them knows how to be a good parent.

      • mike

        She said, "stop being inappropriate"

    • berp


  • coke r


  • mcsgwigga

    Has that Croc lost an arm/leg/limb?? #6

    • stumeister

      Think its Gustav

    • bob lee swagger

      No it's not, they just photoshopped it's leg out to trick you…idiot.

      • Law man

        It is believed it lost a leg in a fight with a Bull Shark.

    • Straynjer
      • brady

        not a gator

    • whauurt

      it was bitten off by a shark .. true story

  • Damien

    WTF! Awkward boner! #20

    • MonkeyMadness

      What is that from?

      • BamBam

        Nightmares, some sexy nightmares.

        • itbuzz

          no really, from what movie is this from?

          • FARMER

            the 1989 film Dr. Caligari

  • bob lee swagger


    I want to put my nose in those ta ta's

  • TheJCup

    #26 "But mom…"

    • yoselahonda

      Get away from those damned dirty humans

  • etcrr

    #2 heart attack burger

    • The_Dood

      Am I the only one that thinks this looks disgusting?

      • mclmfmf

        ya, with all of that lettuce

  • Taken

    #10 I love you.

    • DrROBOTO

      wait until you see her exhaust port

    • postnoise

      Whoa! That's a friend of mine. Her name is Chanel. She also happens to be a SuicideGirl. Let the Googling begin.

      • frankus

        chanel indeed thank you sir

    • LuvsHorror

      Is that a nipple at the top?

      • Drew1720

        dude really? that would be the weirdest location for a nipple lol def not a nip yo.

  • MLDM

    #22 what's with the external lock???

    • geez

      So many activities!

    • Anon

      you havn't met many three year olds have you? Havn't you ever wanted to lock them in somewhere? 😛

    • Deeznuts

      My thoughts exactly.

    • pdotfdot

      Yeah, that's a cage not a bed. Finishing touch would be a hamster water bottle of the side.

      • APzzzzz

        It sits 5 feet off the ground, and the door is as wide as the kid is tall. The whole front comes off and there is a guard that goes along the front for when he gets a little better at the whole stair thing.. It's either lock the door or take him to the ER when he misses a stair and falls to the floor. It has a reading light and LED rope lights on the inside so that he can read, play or whatever he wants to do up there later. He actually likes getting in bed now, and he only goes in there when it is time to sleep, it isn't some kind of dungeon though the similarity did occur to me when I finally got it finished. Trust me, if he wants out of there, he will get out; he figured out how to put chairs together and get candy off of a high shelf in the kitchen. I'd have did dishes the rest of my life for a bed like this when I was a kid. As it was, I got one with my brother until I was in about 5th grade. Good times.

        • JustADad

          That external lock is a major safety hazard. Major. Talk to your fire/police department. See if they think it's a good idea.

          • Itchy

            How is it any different than a crib? If there is a fire, do you think a baby is going to be able to get out of the crib? BTW, who said the lock was being used? Really this bed is not much different than a bunk bed.

          • APzzzzz

            Ah well I tried. There's always somebody that knows better how to raise your kids than you do, or how to look at for them better than you do even though you would give your life for them and would stop at nothing to protect them. House has integrated fire and theft protection, btw. Smoke, motion detectors, shatter sensors on windows and open sensors on doors. Thanks for accusing me of not looking out for the person I love the most in the world. That includes myself, by the way.

            • Jay

              Don't worry. As a little kid I would've thought that bed would be AMAZING. And you're right about a crib. I guess people just assume mothers and fathers just go screaming from the house when there's a fire and assume little Johnny can scale the crib and crawl out the doggie door all on their own.

            • CudaMan

              My oldest one figured out how to lock her blanket in a corner of the crib and use that for a way out, till she got her leg caught & and we woke up to her crying while upside down. Anyways, they bounce back pretty good at that age. Awesome job on that bed! Moral of the story: Kids will do anything they think they can get away with at that age.

  • etcrr

    #20 is creepy where is it from or what is it from?

  • Patrick

    #4 Say what you will, but at least he finds the time to go to his kids' basketball games…

    • Kodos


    • Bob

      Anything for a picture.

    • some-dude

      You're right!

      It's so nice that he can find the time to hang out with his kids in between "busy-work" like signing into law the NDAA which will let the military detain US citizens indefinitely without trial.

      • Al M.

        The President is truly sorry that he has a family.
        Truly, truly.
        He's also sorry that Congress is his whip-master and you need to get your facts straight (because if Congress didn't want him to sign it, they wouldn't have ever come up with the bill, now would they?)

        Stfu and go enjoy more Chive pictures with a smile.


  • Sean

    #10 I'd like to fly my X-Wing town her trench

    • MattKL

      I'd like to bullseye her womp rat.

    • Not Sean

      I'd like to take her from behind and say, thats no moon.

    • Bzzliteyr

      This is why I read the comments section…

    • frankus
    • Drew1720

      "its a trap!" oh wait no……no……..nope its not a trap:)

    • Biggs

      Stay on target. STAY ON TARGET!

    • Fat Y wing pilot.

      "Lost Tyree. Lost Hutch. It came from behind."

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Considering the crappy comments above this line, please insert funny, meaningful, witty and otherwise worthy comments below.
    [edit]: Turduckenn, you're not exactly helping.

    – # 1 commenter of 2012



  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    why do they call it an xbox 360? because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away.

    • Chris

      ummm that would be a 180….

      360 would mean you would still be facing it.

      Back to maths class for you doodie.

      • The Foley

        This is becoming one of the most effective troll comments.

        • The_Dood

          I haven't seen it fail yet and it's been going about a month now.

          • Dalton

            started several years ago on 4chan

      • The_Stif

        I thought everyone had seen the facebook thread this came from. He was just kidding.

    • blah

      Lame dude…………

    • Dalton

      you do a 360 and MOONWaLK away duh

    • Turk

      Turduckenn….can't think of his own witty troll comment to become a meme, uses one that is years old from 4chan

    • Scott


      I had one of those pieces of crap and it died on me within a few months. Got a PS3 for my kids two years ago and it's still going strong. They don't really use it much, either, but at least it works.

  • MattKL

    #2 'Merica.

    • mouchette

      Really, lettuce?

  • passwordistaco

    #24 Who isn't a sucker for free fries?

    • MonkeyMadness

      You had me at free fries.

    • yoselahonda

      I fell for that one once and got burned.

  • bob lee swagger


    Marry me, I'll get in your trench, fire my torpede into your exhaust port and pull out in the nick of time.

    • aaronismoist


    • Kodos

      Beggar's Canyon

  • stumeister

    #9 Most badass thing ever!

  • Nathan

    # 25 Art has a pending lawsuit with Life.

  • bob lee swagger


    Look at the old white guy up top…he's not impressed by Obama or his kid's basketball game haha

  • Brad

    #25 – very uncanny casting. She's grown up to be a gorgeous woman.

    • bryan

      she grew up to be way cuter than the other

    • Scott

      Give the casting agent a raise. They know what the fuck they're doing.

  • StormChaser

    #25 Mind blown.

    • Hooker

      Words outta my mouth.

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