Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Here's Johnny

    Hump DAR came Early!!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      It's not the only thing that came early I bet…

  • Nolaboy

    #49 nice ass

    • joe

      What ass?
      … I don't think I did that right

    • MAX_POW

      only nice?????….you are out of your mind….AWESOME!

    • lanz

      Mind the Gap!

    • chiver

      wow

    • alex

      dat ass

    • Mike

      she should wear that at her wedding.

  • AssClown

    #4 What tree?

    • Here's Johnny

      I'm usually against keeping decorations up year round, but can make an exception in this case!

    • MonkeyMadness

      She must have taken the tree down already, I don't see it.

  • 49ers=CHAMPIONS

    49ers 16-3! Dynasty!

    • wantomas

      A little off topic, but thumbs up for that shit!!!!

      • CHIPBUTY

        WTF ARE TALKING ABOUT CALCULATORS? SET OF MERICAN DERPS

    • Pats

      49ers wont do shit! wont make it past divisional round

    • Jaba

      Forty Whiners won't do shit. Go cut yourself.

    • Truth

      Hell yeah!!! Offense sells tickets but Defense wins championships!!! Saints will go down, Packers will go down and so will anyone else we face in the AFC!!! You are witnessing the beginning of our next dynasty!!! 49ers all day!!!!!!!!!!

      • Madstone

        If football is this important to your life you should kill yourself

      • Lets be real

        49ers make playoffs 1 year in like a decade and you trip balls

        lets go over the past superbowl winners and see what the common trait is

        Packers- great qb/ great qb play in playoffs
        Saints – great qb/ great qb play in playoffs
        Steelers – great qb/ great qb play in playoffs
        Giants – great qb/ great qb play in playoffs
        Colts – great qb/ great qb play in playoffs
        Steelers- Defense FINALLY

        Let's see how Alex Smith will do for ya

      • Dave

        stop quoting chick flicks

    • The Dude

      Wrong! Saints are coming to 'frisco and are gonna whoop dat ass! Who Dat!

    • Buford_Justice

      Packers will crush you.

    • NOLA

      Saints all the way!!! WHO DAT

    • Mr.Wiseass

      I'm just happy my Lions made the playoffs for once. With our luck we'll go back to another 0-16 season though…

  • george

    BOOM!!!

  • Todd_A

    #31 #41
    Wow! Thanks for submitting. Please continue. Often.

    #49 – Excellent end. And way to finish.

    • Truth

      Great asses all around. THIS is how you do it chive, not the usual mix of fatties

      • Truth

        #29 is also spectacular

    • average chiver

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    • sdago25

      You should see how these pics made me finish.

  • c.ash

    $47 and #48 So. Awesome.

    • Question_Mark_

      Awesome. Just awesome.

    • Jack

      That kid is going to believe in Santa forever!

    • 90sgamesr

      Really cool! But I just can't help asking myself what he would have done if the kid had asked for a new bicycle!

    • http://www.theChive.com Drewcifer

      I know i'm a dick, but could you have gotten a hawter stunt mom for the picture? i'm so going to get a lot of hate over this…

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        I'm with you.

        *Their* moment is for them…*This* should be for the rest of us.

      • TiminPhx

        Well, I guess you share that trait with the whack jobs that cover themselves with their own crap and go outside screaming at the moon.

        You just have to get some attention, even if it is of the, "what an idiot" type.

      • dude

        tard

      • dude

        fuck tard

      • OhOkayThen

        Yep. You're a dick.

    • phydor

      what's coming out of her butt? (yes, I am a dick too) Great moment. other than that. erect. thing.

    • JJames

      best pic today.

    • Dano

      Doesn't get much better than that.

      Best,

      D

    • U.S.A.

      Christmas Miracle! God Bless 'em and all those serving!

    • jed

      looks like she let herself go while he was on duty 😡

    • goglas

      He must have seen some bad shit over there,coz he looks haunted…the horror

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #36 'Mericans…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – first commenter of 2012

    • carl

      #34 'Ristians….

    • JOHN

      yep we actually use firearms to weed out the complete idiots, like the guy who broke into my house two years ago.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        The problem is that too many firearms are in the hands of idiots…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

    • CHIPBUTY

      FUCK U PAULA_ WITH JIZZ ILL FUKING KFILL U BEFORE I DIE ILL CAKE U IN JIZZ ALOVER YOUR MONKEY PAULA_ LEG HAIR JUST A PISSFLAP

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Why is this guy ^ still here?

  • Jtrain

    HUMP DAR !!!!!!!

  • carl

    #9 all day long

    • tim

      Fantastic from the bottom up.

    • Hack

      'Cause I've got Pac-Man fever

    • Kodos

      wocka wocka

    • Thorton Melon

      Best photo concept I've seen in years

  • Jak

    #25 is a much better close up than #5

  • thedude88

    damn, this was a good DAR
    #17 classic!

    • fritz

      ATX represent son!

      • holla

        It doesn't make any sense though with the time! 8 hrs. posted on FB, but that return text with the pic hanging up was only like 3 hrs. later…FAIL on time

        • Dutch

          you're stupid at math. only 2 hours time lapse on FB from original post to final response. 2 hours and 40 min from original text to final response text. so either your printer takes 40 minutes to print a photo, or you're retarded. i'll go with retarded.

        • Unfkngblvbl

          how do you know it was the same day? Look at the battery….they don't loose power like that in 3 hrs smart guy.

          • Distracted

            Look at the date on the phone…..I'm a bit confused now too… O_o

            • Unfkngblvbl

              yeah, you're right. Originally I thought those dates were just the posts from the guy making the framed photo, but the first text is the same day…..totally fake….but funny.

              • herro

                and the first picture is from the other persons phone

          • MrEff

            Depending how old the phone battery is and how much he uses it, it's easily probable the battery lost that much power with bluetooth running and all that.

          • MonkeyMadness

            Look at the dates of each text sent "smart guy." It is the same day.
            And it is very possible to LOSE that much power in 3 hours.

            • _alex

              In fact, everything is correct. The screenshots from the phone were taken first (same day) then after 8hrs from the facebook comment the screenshot was taken. But they were posted here not in the order they were taken.

    • http://twitter.com/hellhunterx @hellhunterx

      I actually had this happen to me. Some hot girl sent a picture of herself as she was trying to send it to her friend. I told I wasn't sure who she was, but she was hot. She said sorry and thanks. I replied back that random pictures like are welcome at any time. She followed up with a picture of her cat on her lap wearing large sunglasses during their roadtrip they were on.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Look, it's not rocket science people. The time lapse from the time the picture of the dog was sent to the last text of the framed picture was 3 hours later.
      What is confusing people is the 8 hours of time lapsed on the Facebook post. I'll make it simple for you, here's what happened,
      At 3:07pm on October 6, 11 a picture was sent to the wrong person.
      This person posts on facebook about the errant text.
      2 hours pass from the time the status was posted until the latest reply.
      At 5:39pm the same day, a picture of the framed dog is sent back.
      The last reply was at 6:03pm on October 6, 2011.

      8 hours after the original facebook post, this person went back and took a screen shot to document the crazy event. It does not mean there was 8 hours between the texts. sheesh!

      • Guesty

        good going sherlock 😛

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #9 Early DAR WIN!

  • rsjem1979

    #10 If you order from Papa John's you deserve the garbage they bring you.

    • Jak

      A-friggin-MEN. The sause sucks!

      • Jak

        And I should learn how to spell

    • Salute My Shorts

      And if you pay $19.99 for a one-topping pizza (Heart-shaped is even worse), you're a dumbfuck.

  • GS1

    #19 epic!

    • grizzlet

      Too bad that the controls in front of the dog are for an airplane…

      • itsgalf

        well no wonder the dog was confused

  • Blumpkin

    #27 Marry me!

    • tim

      IF you are asking the sandwich, I concur. If you are asking the girl, forget it. She's nasty.

    • nepster

      She's like 12 bro.

    • its_forge

      That expression reminds me of the cover a group called Mom's Apple Pie put out in 1972; it was a vaguely-mom-looking woman holding out a pie with a slice taken from it and the "slice" was a very juicy split vulva. Needless to say the retailers refused to carry it and made them change it. So they did – they bricked up the "slice" and surrounded it with barbed wire and an American flag.

      • DannyC

        cool story bro

    • TommiD

      Sky Ferreira. You're welcome.

    • CHiver

      She should keep the sandwich for herself, skinny girl

  • Rikster81

    Huh #35 looks bad you guys….

    • manamana

      It fucking does now.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      seriously, that's some creepy WTF shit.

      • Martin McFly

        She's just collecting evidence!

    • Guest

      Is that John Goodman?

      • http://www.theChive.com Drewcifer

        Think you may have nailed it…. I wonder how much she charges….?

    • graysonius

      Chris Hansen is doing blow in the bathroom.

    • DaddyD

      Just another day in the life of a Russian mail order bride …

      • holla

        she's totally not a day over 14…

        • Guesty

          She looks like most 18 year olds over here in the UK.

    • Irlnick

      Just off camera there has to be a Pedobear costume next to that guy cause if she's legal I'm the Queen of France.

    • Eeeeeew

      Thank you Chive Dating!

    • Johnny Phoenix

      Someone call Liam Neeson

    • whyme1973

      "Hold on daddy…I need a picture of this."

  • Ramrod

    #29 Holy bajeezus

    • old spice?

      why does she have men's deodorant

      • Ceeee

        don't worry bout it 🙂

  • Slick_Nick

    First Hump DAR of the year is…..awesome 🙂 thank you #29 & #49 , ChiveON everyone 😀

    • Dick Salad

      These make me hungry

  • megaloroy

    #16 doing your best friend

  • clayuhhhn

    #9 Give yourself a round of applause cause that is just spectacular

    • Clone

      +1000

  • JerkFace

    #30 Probably because she didn't bother to look for that shitty ring

  • WD-40

    MOAR of #20 and #9

    Less of #23

    and the Rest of #25 please!

    • Csquaredapparel

      I concur with your findings good sir!

    • Chucky

      Seriously #25, don't hold out!

  • DMAC

    #3 Now stay juussst like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000003883684 Kevin Starnes

    Epic finish!

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