Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

#18 double band spear gun lol could be worse.

#18 At least you other guys have objects. I have air. Yeah, THAT'LL help!

Louis c.k. is the shit

#18 I've totally got a fuckin machete hangin on my wall directly to my left =D I WILL SURVIVE!!
#24 I've got a pick of me and my twin brother sittin in front of a 40 oz each about that age

A pillow… but if any chivette wants to have a pillow fight.

#18
A synthetic duster. Melee weapon perhaps?

#18 a wall? hmmm, good or bad?

#18
Golf bag… hell yehh. Dead rising here we go”)

#18 Challenge accepted! Oh wait, that's a vacuum… that doesn't work… well shit…

#18 Tissue box. Challenge accepted!

Where can I find those stockings in picture 10? I'm a dead man if I don't buy them for my girlfriend.

#18… fuck an xbox controller

#18 a 5 ohm resistor…

#18
10 of my textbooks. About time they came in handy.

#6 almost made me die Def LOL'd @ this!

#18 30-30 pump,it pays to sleep with a gun merica fuck yeah!

#18 toilet paper…

#18 my girlfriend….hmmm

#18 my wife, perfect because I can run faster then her

#18 Xbox 360 …. i will survive

#18 A http://www.wheresgeorge.com rubber stamp. At least I'll be able to track where he goes next!

#6 #12 HOW and WHAT are different words, learn how and when to use them.

#18 A Bible? O_O