Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • moar boar

    #18 My iphone. It'll stop a single zom chomping on my neck if I'm fast enough!

    • tanner

      could always ask siri for help… oh wait

    • ATouchofInsanity

      You could always download Thriller and see if they start dancing

  • haba

    #18 a god dam telephone is to left,im pretty sure im facked in case if I meet a zombie with it..
    #14 was really awesome I kinda lolled at that.

  • beelzeboter

    #18 a bottle of wine. not so bad

  • Ben

    #18 a freaking dictionary…. omg I'm screwed!

  • Nastii

    At least my shadow portrait will still be accurate after I'm infected by the first zombie I attempt to beat with that weak ass frame. Thank you Walt Disney.

  • Edward

    Half empty Dr Pepper pop can…a drink, and challenge accepted.

  • Huge


    Kukri! I can hack my way out!

    • cr1min4l

      I have a Bo-kri within arms reach on my left side. I think we should stick together

  • Chivette11

    #18- The Chivette calendar. Hmmm… at least it's better than a regular ol calendar?

  • eat shit chive

    how chive makes the DAR: look at reddit front page.

  • Timo

    Where are the chivettes?

  • angelcurry1077

    #18…Dangit! Tweezers. Hello…I am now a member of the undead. 😦

  • jeralin

    #18 A screwdriver. Challenge Accepted!

  • smoores

    #18 A Remington 1100 semi-automatic 20 gauge shotgun. But lets be honest, I've only got 50 rounds, and the barrel is too long to kill myself, so basically I'm only gonna live 5 minutes longer than the guy with the dictionary.

  • Hersheys

    #18 A sword. Going by video game logic, I'm basically invincible.

  • Robozombiejesus

    #9 What did you expect, Biker-guy?

  • Noel

    A mug filled with ice cold tea… Those zombies wouldn't stand a chance!

  • myself

    #18 My Tanto Ka-Bar, so it could have been worse.

  • Pokepoke

    #18 So Im sposed to throw my colleague at them and leg it? Cool.

  • James

    #18 my fiance,…. well, its been fun

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503775001 Lj Willis

    #24…cant believe this…look how much is getting wasted

  • Robtoad

    #18 my snoring wife with a sinus infection, it’s like my own zombie already.

  • MattKL

    #18 A phone. Damn, if only it had been ghosts, then I coulda called the Ghostbusters!
    #22 Oh excuse me while I HIGH FIVE THIS FUCKING SHARK.

  • saywa

    #18 my pillow. I’m screwed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001531821179 Abel Hernandez

    my bong!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001531821179 Abel Hernandez

    #18 my bong! 😦

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