Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • Hooleyman

    #4 I hope that belongs to a girl. If not, the owner should bookmark The Berry.

  • https://www.facebook.com/nick4761 Nick Caminita

    #18 a work telephone

  • CHIPBUTY

    #25 theCHIVE I CONDORWN THIS SHIT U, THESE ARE UNDER COVER TALIBAN SENT TO FEED THERE CLOSE FAMILY OF 33 MEARLY HALF INCH-IN A PACK OF RAGU SAUCE IS theCHIVE REALLY THIS LOW DOWN AND DIRTY TO GRASS THEM UP AND SHAME THEM ON A PUBIC FORUM???

    • MonkeyMadness

      Dude, seriously, take a remedial English class.

  • The J

    #18 A standing lamp, hopefully zombies melt in light!

  • CHIPBUTY

    I DO BELIEVABLE THAT THE TIME I DEFECATED OUTSIDE THAT F.B.I AGENTS ODIOUSLY TOOK THE SAMPLE FOR DNA PURPOSES TO CLONE ME USING MY STOOL AS SOLID COMPOUND

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #15 one of the sickest goals ever
    #18 FUCK i got a Lamp well i do love lamp none the less

  • Carnoculus

    25… Just, wow. And 18… I’m screwed; shower curtain. Unless I can use the shower curtain rod. Judges?

  • gimletmike

    The zombies will never survive the awesome power of my Norwegian Forrest cat's claws and teeth of death!!! Rainbow the kitty to the rescue!

  • Airt

    #18
    A paper Shredder. A little MacGyverizing can turn it into something moderately deadly.

  • Mikey

    #18 a fresh role of toilet paper. I may not live long, but I'll have some Charmin Ultra Soft…at least my bum will be happy

  • whorehouse

    #18 I got my hat (-_-) I’m fucked

  • Edmund

    #18 I have 2 pair of scissors a screw driver and needlenose pliers and a cup full of assorted pens. I think I might be able to hold out for a few minutes. Now if I was at my house, I would have 10 lacrosse sticks that I would be able to hold them off for a lot longer.

  • Anonymous

    wow at #25

  • Anonymous

    #18

    A damn Nickel.
    I’m screwed

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

    #18 a baby bottle…..

    well, i'm screwed.

  • waterloo cristeniunmsteth

    #18

  • waterloo cristeniunmsteth

    #18 a post it note pad. Im fucked.

  • tLoko420

    #18 a fucken desktop fan?!?!?

  • http://www.temp3.net Andrew

    Still can't understand how #25 is possible. My mind is blown.

  • DirtyChar

    #18 I have A Wii controller. Good to whack a few with I guess.

  • Ricky

    #18 Carlos Zambrano Bobble-head to my left… Holy Cow….I may have a chance!

  • chubs1

    Toliet paper…

  • Deej

    #18 well everyone loves a Slinky so maybe the zombies will all play with it and starve.

  • Samantha Kristal

    #18 A water bottle, great. I'm doomed.

  • pooper

    now you know she has a least 10 kids with that talent

    • pooper

      for #25

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