Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

#25 Mind Blown!

#18 Hmm, my 3 year old daughter it is…

A tuna sandwich. Well its not the worse thing…

#18 Work laptop… I'm going office space in the zombie Apocalypse

#18 yes! Dual wield beer taps.

#18
A Colt .45. no joke. I could kill eight zombies then i'm screwed

#18 – A sleeping Cat, crap I'm dead.

#18 My insurance bill. How appropriate.

The freaking wall………. Im pretty much fucked…………

#18 fuck yeah a laser guided chainsaw!!! ….nah jk its a cell phone

#20 I can haz HD?

#18 How about a closet door? I guess I could hide in the closet for 30 seconds before my brain gets eaten.

My machete – Great!

#15 fucking dirrrrttty sauce!!!! lefties always seem to have the sickest moves but being a righty myself i could def pull that off though it might not be as smooth.

A hotel room bed. Let's go out with a bang, shall we?

#18 a shitload of Doctor Who bumper stickers. The Doctor will save us, goddamnit.

#18 Another monitor… ITunes does kill me sometimes.

#18 My daughters lets rock elmo. this should be interesting.

A fence, I’m pretty much screwed

#18 my sister.

#18 a small 10 pound metal lamp…ick…how’s about to my right for my h&k?

#6 I wish I looked as awesome as Jim Carrey in any photos.

#18 an exacto knife. i have a little hope

#18.. A Swedish girl? hmmm.. this could be interesting..

#18

A bag of Frito Lay Sour Cream and Onion potato chips…

Man, I'm screwed…