Sometimes you just gotta say F it (27 photos)

  • bodykarmabella

    #16 and #21 bahahahaha

  • bkfrijoles

    #8 haha that makes me happy!!
    #20 can i take up on this offer??

  • acloudypanda

    #26 The giraffe might be inhibiting this process

  • nouu

    #12 I'm not a religious nutball but I'd beat the fuck outta that skinny douche.

  • Rusty

    #12 is fucking awesome, every time.

    • TWON925

      I find it strange that he thinks he has too have an illustration of two dudes doin it

      • Underbaker

        I find it strange he thinks God hates anyone. God loves everyone, even the idiot holding that sign.

        • WTF??

          The bible clearly states that fags will go to hell….. In fact, it states "if a man lays with another man as he would with a woman, he shall be stoned to death"

          • Underbaker

            It also states that God so love the WORLD (that includes Gays, Murderers, Sadam Husein, and everyone) that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Hate the sin, not the sinner.

            • WTF??

              I was just sayin…… I don't hate anyone….. except people who drive slow in the Left lane and won't move over…… If someone wants to stick it in the corn hole, and the other idiot wants to let him whatever… but it is still gross and I don't think it should be celebrated… unless the gay's are hot chicks, then it is great….

              • Underbaker

                Being Gay aint my thing either and I do consider it a sin. I personally fight several sins in my life (mostly lust and coveting other peoples stuff), but who is to say my sins are any better then theirs. Any sin can separate you from God and that is why he gave us Jesus to pay for what we could not.

                • fibonacci5150

                  is Jesus in the federal reserve?

                • @timchipp

                  Those aren't sins, those are helping the economy. There's no such thing as sin, only people telling you there's sin to keep you in line with what they want you to do. That's how the whole thing started, and how it continues to this day. If there is a God, and I have no idea if there is or isn't, he most certainly isn't micromanaging every little thing. He's probably done his deed here and has moved on to another speck in the cosmos.

          • Biggus Diccus

            If you cling onto that passage so dearly then why not get crazy about some of these little gems:

            Any person who curseth his father or mother must be killed
            ~Leviticus 20:9

            If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be cut off from their people
            ~Leviticus 20:18

            The eating of fat is prohibited forever
            ~Leviticus 3:17

            Entrance into the assembly of the Lord was granted only to those with complete testicles
            ~Deuteronomy 23:1

            Stubborn children were to be stoned, and the stoning was to be instigated by their parents
            ~Deuteronomy 21:18-21

            • Nick

              I never thought I would have a reason to say this, but well played, Biggus Diccus.

            • Underbaker

              There is some wild stuff in the old testament, I consider it more of a history lesson myself. Kind of like there used to be Prohibition in the U.S. but liquor is legal now. I wonder who had the job of checking for complete testicles, sucked to be him?

              • WTF??

                You must remember that the new testament sent Jesus to die for your sins, and now you will be judged by a higher power…… but you will still be will I…….. but for now, I live life and have fun…… but fun does not involve gayness….. getting dizzy now, dizzy from the gayness…..

                • Underbaker

                  I was thinking I had done too much bible thumping today, but just had to add one more little bit. If you accept that Jesus died for your sins and ask for forgiveness then that is it, you are now saved with nothing left to pay. It is a gift that cost you nothing, that is all.

                  • TimCoop

                    I believe everyone should have their beliefs, and to say being gay is a sin, it would also be a sin to worship any false idol so the bible is saying, all you other religions are fake and your going to hell.. have a nice day (the bible simplified)

                    • Guesty

                      Just go wild do everything wrong and bad in life if it makes you happy.. the hour before you die… say your prays and get forgiving for your life of sin and your sorted but i dont belive in religion so i dont have any fucks to be giving lol

            • WTF??

              LOL, because none of these are as gross as banging a dude in the cornhole…. If you want to walk around with dookie on your dick go ahead….. just keep it to yourself…

              • Obama

                you are such a pathetic excuse for a human I wasn't even going to post until I saw this post and shows that you are the worst kind of human there is. You are almost as bad as the guy holding the sign, neigh you are AS BAD, as him. So blinded by your faith that has for centuries killed, raped, and stolen other parts of other religions to best suit their own needs all in the name of "god" who basically says worship me or suffer in hell. God is a whiny emo boy essentially. and the passages that Biggus posted are EQUALLY horrendous.

                • WTF??

                  anyone who would list their name as obama really is someone that I give not a single fuck about what they think… If you support that piece of shit, you are the worst kind of human being out there……. fucking moron get a life and enjoy the dookie on your dick faggot..

                  • its_forge

                    LOL ::points at you::

                    Objecting about some fucked-up interpretation of some dead part of the Old Testament while completely ignoring the one thing Jesus Christ The Savior of Man said was the very most important thing you should do. Self-righteous salvation FAIL.

                • obama sucks

                  You are almost as big of a tool as the real obama!! you are filled with fail, and probably like to take it up the ass just like obama!

              • Guesty

                Thats what condoms were invented for… plus.. Its just like shagging a woman in the ass… makes no difference… But i guess you havnt shagged a woman in the ass either so you wouldnt no

              • Guest

                I have my girlfriend's poopy on my dick…but only on my birthday 😦

          • bemilm

            The bible says a lot of things, asswipe. Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos while 1 Timothy 2:9 tells women they can't braid their hair or wear gold and pearls. And let's not forget Leviticus 20:9: "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall surely be put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him." Ever been pissed and yelled at one of your parents? Death penalty for you. Makes about as much sense as Leviticus 20:13, which is the one you quote. So basically, STFU.

          • bam!

            but is it your business? i bet you did something thats gonna send you to hell. or are you perfect and i just didnt know? way to lead by example…

          • bob lee swagger

            The bible is also largely plagiarized from other religious texts. Why? Because there is no god. Deal with it you crybabies.

            • fuck obama

              this site is filled with a ton of liberal queers running around with their shit packed, and shit on their dicks…….

              • its_forge

                Then maybe you shouldn't come here, you "I can't think about faggots 'cuz it'll make me queer" homophobe moron.

          • its_forge


            It also says you should die if you wear clothes made from two different kinds of thread. And you're not supposed to touch your wife during her "time of uncleanliness." Yeah. And yo, stay the fuck away from that shrimp and for that matter, pork, you horrible filthy unclean piece of shit.

          • its_forge

            Oh, and? The Bible never specifically says there's a hell, so maybe you ought to try I dunno, reading the fucking thing before you quote from it.

            • Underbaker

              Matthew 23:33
              “You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?"
              and a few others in Matthew and Mark, you can go to and do a search on Hell.

          • Rpb

            Give the passage because you can't just put quotations on things and claim it's from the Bible "You're an idiot" – Bible

            • fuck foreigners

              Leviticus 20-13… douche bag

        • nepster

          This is WAY too fucking deep of a conversation for the Chive.

    • Derbymon

      This just in; The Bible is a book printed in Chicago.
      I've worked in publishing, and you can write anything ya want.
      Your belief system is in your head. Choose one that works for ya.
      Good manners would dictate that you not hassel others….

    • F.S.M.

      You clearly all have been brainwashed from a young age and have seriously stunted logic. Do you honestly think that logic and reason take a back seat to the ramblings of some uneducated desert people from 2000+ years ago? Why not the Roman gods? Or the Greek gods? Why don't you all just STFU and go take a science class. Retards….

      • Quicktim

        As Underbaker stated earlier if you had read it, he takes the majority as a history lesson. Learn from past mistakes and all that jazz. Most people are like that. Let people believe what they want. Call that one person an idiot and get on with your day. I am way into studying science but I still believe in the Christian God. Does that make me a brainwashed retard too?

        • David Terry

          I'm sorry, it probably does. With all the answers that science can provide and the complete lack of answers that religion can provide (besides the one that no one can ever prove, "what happens after death?"), I find it hard to believe that you actually believe in any God. I literally just don't believe you truly believe in God. You say you do, sure, but really… you can't. It's just not possible to see the wonders of science, the lack of wonders of religion, and not feel bad for the people that are brainwashed. Religion is a sad creation of mankind to answer a question that can't be answered. Grats us….

          • Quicktim

            I think you misunderstand me. I LOVE science and believe in science. I believe in the scientific creation and evolution of man. I also believe in the continuation of life after death. I am a believer in God but am shaky in the concept of organized religion. Believe what you want and that is fine with me. If my belief that a greater being put into motion the events that created this world and all that inhabit it makes me a brainwashed retard then I gladly will retain that title.

          • I know nothing

            I don't see why you have to make science and belief in God mutually exclussive…if you really are into science and have been up to date on the disoveries in the past decade then you would know that science has many unanswered questions…Our greatest minds are still working on figuring out how the universe works, yet you somehow have already figured it out. Personally I am not Religous at all, but can't stand people like yourself that profess to have all the answers when in reality none of us do.

          • Bill nye

            So you fail to believe that others truly believe? so because you can't believe in a higher power no one can or if they do you think they are faking it, buddy head out of the ass because unless you think you are more intelligent than the 93% of the earths populace who believe in a higher power, shut up or become our world leader and solve all our problems k thanks 🙂

            • @timchipp

              Though I don't agree with you that the person you're responding to says any of this, I'd love you to tell me what the Crusades were all about, or the Spanish Inquisition. Religions (all of them) reproduce by telling people they need to believe in exactly what is being fed to them or they'll be unhappy in their next life, whether it's in hell, heaven, with virgins or as a cow. DO NOT infer this attitude is a nonreligious one. It started as a religious point which the nonreligious have adopted. Kinda like "fight your enemy with their own tactics" kind of thing.

          • i-believe

            You just don't want to believe because if you believed, then you would be accountable to that higher power. Ask any born again Christian. There was probably a time that they didn't believe, but when they decided to ask Christ into their lives, the Holy Spirit changed them and softened their hearts. When that happens it becomes obviously painful that Jesus Christ is REAL and it is who he says he is.

        • F.S.M.

          Not necessarily. Many christians are far more intelligent than I. However, religion is a crutch of the mentally weak. Those afraid to accept that when you die, you just die. So perfectly reasonable people still cling to their bearded man in the sky that was dreamed up a couple thousand years ago. Couple that with the "believe as I do or burn forever" selling point, and christianity has highjacked the intellect of many smart people.

          • Underbaker

            Believe it or not, I thought like you did about 12 years ago, I wasn't a complete atheist, more a hard core agnostic (if you can call a fence sitter hard core). I thought about this debate long and hard because I wanted to get off the fence. Intellectually I wanted to side with the atheist, but then I took another approach and asked myself what really mattered. I came up with happiness, who cares what one believes as long as they are happy. Then I looked at my Intellectual friends and they was a pretty sad lot, while my very few christian friends seemed to enjoy life. So I gave being a church goer an honest try and after a few years I was much happier and started to really believe in what I was doing. I now really mean it when I say God loves ya man.

          • Unknowing

            Actually, the belief that you know what is not possible to know is the crutch of the mentally weak. That would include religion as you correctly point out…but it also includes poeple like yourself who profess to know with certainty things like "that when you die, you just die". It is completely logical to believe that, but to absolutely know it to be true is not logical since you are not capable of knowing such things.

            You are really a different side of the same coin when compared to people of religion

            • F.S.M.

              So by that logic we should consider everything that is not disprovable a real possibility? Ok well why don't you google the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Lets say I believe that when I die a floating Spaghetti Monster will lift me up with his noodly appendage to float forever in marinara sauce. Don't believe me? That's because its fucking retarded. Which do you think makes for a more logical basis for your life view- Peer reviewed and accepted scientific study done by the most intelligent humans in the world, OR, the ramblings of uneducated desert people from 2000+ years ago, who thought the world was flat and at the center of the universe. Science hasn't evolved to the point of having all the answers yet, but it comes alot closer than god, zues, Flying Spaghetti Monster, or any of the other thousands of gods dreamed up by man throughout history.

      • Albert

        I thought Kratos killed the Greek Gods…

    • david

      all he has to do is stand on his left side lol

  • drnmh

    this was by far my favorite collection ever!

  • etcrr

    #1 Fuck, the hottie underneath is my pick, she is the one I want

    • nope

      you dont have a chance.

      • etcrr

        Nope, nope I don't but it is nice to dream about.

  • Sea

    Best chive post ever

  • http://Thechive Travis

    #12! The douche holding the racist signs lives in Key West! He has been shot, stabbed, beat and run over. Fucker is persistent I’ll give him that. You know what they say,If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

    • cr1min4l


  • man-a-mal

    #20…..after baby,after………

  • Bob

    #12 those haters are so stupid….

  • Anonymous

    fuck yea

  • Anonymous

    Why is #2 so upset she’s not pregnant? Children are such a joy

  • Smitty

    #6 – The ladies on the bus, are watching him jesusing in 3D ! In 3D dude!

  • dgd

    Poor photoshop job.

  • stew

    LOL can't stop watching this #22
    I spend 10 minutes of my life repeating "what the fuck are you doing" every time the cat do that thing with his paws..

  • Mean Joe

    #20 I would cuddle the shit out of you.

  • Perry Mason

    #22 Ari gold?

  • oilfieldbill

    #20 i got time to cuddle with u!!!! 😉

  • Max Power

    #24 another Queen ticket?

  • Skylar

    Find #7, I’ve got plenty of shoes

  • Me.

    #22 I fucking love this cat haha

  • John

    #13 and #22 had me laughing out loud…! :p Gotta love crazy animals! 😉

  • Anonymous

    Best post ever….

    Does #11 say COK??

  • KHanson25


    Anytime babygirl just give me a call.

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