Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • walkingtheriver

    #4 Just because he has a time-machine doesn't make him immortal.

    • dashete

      I guess he's trying to get a much done before Marty's girlfriend gets drastically less hot in the next film.

      • BangBang

        It's like she became a whole new person

        • The_Stif

          Doesn't matter… had future sex.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      I think you are missing the point.

    • ConstableDubs

      It's all explained in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure why you should be in a hurry when time traveling.

      • mihaisuzuki

        Care to enlighten us?

  • Me.

    #2 Behold, 3 replicas of Brittney Spears vag..

    • Kodos

      There's always Jamie Lynn…

    • ajhand

      Fuck just holding it. I want to eat that shit.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Except that Brittney Spears' vag is twice as greasy

    • Kimmy

      Not gnarley enough…

    • this_guy

      britneys vag must be delicious ๐Ÿ˜

  • Josh

    #4 Cocaines a hellava drug

  • blub_glub

    #14 that shirt at the santa parade is genius ๐Ÿ˜€

    • hotuini

      bring that shirt to the chivery!

  • This

    #8 "Elephant, get down from there. You are an elephant not a bird. You can't even lay eggs."

    • JDB

      He's protecting the Who's from Whoville.

      • Underbaker

        My first thought was Horton is real!

    • gravely

      so that thing i ate that fell out of him wasn't an egg?

    • SiT

      why would you guys downvote this funny comment ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Incredulator

        because it's not original. or funny.

  • etcrr

    #3 PC Gamer Command Center

    • nitrox

      …of 2006

    • ...

      what game is that actually?

      • Mikerhinos

        World of Warcraft

    • McG

      Correction: Virgin Command Center

      • phdonme

        Stole it from my lips

    • WD-40

      Virgin Command Center

      • Royce

        Runescape. The nerd nerd game.

        • TheMoose03

          You would know.

    • Astiahl

      Multiple screens does not make you a gamer…don't even have proper headsets… ๐Ÿ˜

  • JimboIsMe

    #9 Genius! Until i lose the remote…

    • the other OTHER Jen

      got my boyfriend an iphone cover with a bottle opener on it. MONEY!

      • Jimbo not logged in

        Also genius!

  • That guy...

    #13 Someone wants all the porn for themselves..

  • MattKL

    Whoever invented #9 and #12 will be filthy rich.

    • bonezoz

      I could use #12 to keep one of my dogs happy

      • Guz

        Really? I'd never have thought of that.

      • 654

        holy fuck you Americans are lazy as shit……

        • Anon

          Yah because clearly this could only be Americans. Are you complimenting their intelligence by assuming any invention is made by them? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • kaidoh101

    #7 if that would have worked, the kid still would have slam into the car

    • DaddyD

      And did you notice that he PUSHES the car rather than just letting it roll down on its own.

      • Guesty

        nah thats just cos its sped up.. it actually rolls away from him and he trys to keep hold

    • eddy

      Dad of the year award

  • etcrr

    #12 is pretty fuckin cool

    • hotuini

      and also, pretty fuckin old

    • jijt

      and pretty fucking lazy.

  • dashete

    #11 Makes so much sense actually.
    Yet looks so stupid.

    • Underbaker

      Except I don't wanting them getting foot prints all over my seats.

      • Guesty

        maybe they took there shoes off first

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          I believe Underbaker said "foot prints" not shoe prints, and I believe you mean "their" not "there".

          • Underbaker

            Lighten up, this is the play ground not the class room.

        • Besty

          maybe you're an asshole

        • Underbaker

          OK, I could live with it if they took their shoes off first. I thumbed you up for that.

      • goglas

        Its a rental car…who gives a shit

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    I dont know why i like this picture so much #16 maybe because it followed the classy fart joke of #15 or maybe its the elegance of bad parenting,, who knows

    • Michael

      lol #16 is me

      • Liar

        No it isn't.

        • Michael

          yes it is.

  • TkngBckBrndy

    DMA at 2:20am.
    Perfect drunken awesomeness.

  • TkngBckBrndy

    Thumbs up. #13 #18 #20

  • Haywood

    #11 Genius

    • Goalie113

      Oh Those Russians…

  • mooseknuckle907

    -20 below….doesn't care had sex

    • asdf

      whatever….if that pregnancy takes, we're all doomed. Doomed I tell ya! Wolfbears!!! Run for your LIFE!!!!!

    • Primer Gray

      Couldn't bear to go all winter without some action.

      • mooseknuckle907

        I hate you

    • Nefaarious

      Alpha Wolf is…. Gay?

  • bob lee swagger


    Want for my dog…she could go all day with that robot playing catch and I could sit back and play Dead Island

    • Paul


  • Mike B

    I bet Mac the Intern was a leash child

    • A BiPolar Guy

      leash kids have more freedom than kids held by the hand – which is the actual alternative in most cases

  • Damien

    #19 Balls to the face make me laugh.

    • Yo diggity

      There's so much I could say here, but I shall contain myself…

  • 1zmaj

    #24 ever got so horny you humped underaged wildlife?

    • Benny

      Not really. Then again, I'm not a wolf either.

  • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

    #25 is nice, but i prefer

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/L9Rrb.jpg"&gt;

    • Bosco

      Nice starfish

    • sdago25


    • Kris

      Is that her asshole or where her tail used to be?

    • Drunk

      For god sssssssakes woman, when wasss the lasssssst time you had your feet done!!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #8 Stolen from Worth1000.com. You can even see where they whited out the watermark at the lower left.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      How is this stolen, is it currently missing from Worth1000 then?

      You work for the RIAA, don't you?

      – # 1 commenter of 2012

      • MonkeyMadness

        Please go be stupid someplace else.

        • Human

          A stolen pic on the internet! OH MY GOD HOW COULD THEY?! I'M NEVER COMING TO CHIVE EVER AGAIN.

          Also, I think you should call the cops on this one. grabbing a picture from a site and posting it on another side is a crime. I'm sure they will be punished thanks to your skills on spotting funny internet pictures.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You can get mad at me all you want, I still feel the love shining trough… โค

          – the one you love to hate

    • Dave

      You mean to tell me The Chive doesn't personally take all the pictures???

      • panama99

        I'm so disappointed in the Chive right now.

        Who do I talk to about getting a refund on my membership fees!!!

        • idiot

          you don't have to pay to be a member moran

          • John

            We will be refunding you your initial membership enrollment fee plus a complimentary T shirt will be sent to you for all the pain and hardship that you have been exposed to today.

            Please accept our apolgy.

          • Mr. Correcto Mundo

            your and idiot for misspelling moran, moron

            • rabble

              * You're

            • Albert

              Good lawd, the internet is retarded!

  • Aaron

    #25 Nicest pic I’ve seen in quite some time

  • tony

    #25 HQ Please ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Yak Surfer

      This is technically a partial eclipse, right?

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