Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? (2 Photos)

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  • Jason


    • Jay

      if you're going to be the first, at least say something smart! dumbass.

    • gomer


    • therealguy

      first and forever alone

  • optimus_lopez

    How real is that?

  • Jeremy

    What the fuck!

    • Radu

      faith in humanity has been lost

    • Underbaker

      So how many of you out there are dating chicks who are crazy about Twilight? Time to go check her freezer dude!

      • TheMoose03

        Aww shit..

    • Question_Mark_

      WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

      • Julian

        the fuck was given

    • holyshit

      what the fuck is not a strong enough reaction!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

      i'm speechless….all i can think is WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

    • Blake

      What has been what the fucked cannot be unfucked

  • Duke McWood

    I don't even know what to say, there is so much fail here.

  • Jason

    that is the hardest iv laughed in awhile, thanks chive!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      You laughed? I was trying no to throw up!

  • Dennis Reynolds


    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Exactly, if she's already a vampire, why is she eating her own blood? Weird.

  • MikeBedlam

    I'd punch that bitch right in the face.

    • El Sid

      Careful. You may make her bleed from the punch. She may love you for that. lol

      • Toby

        No, he would have to punch her in the vag.

    • Dude

      IN THE FACE!!!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Some women just need to be punched in the face. Some twice.

    • JHL1

      bitches love punches in the face

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I almost threw the fuck up on my keyboard!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003322364065 John Zoidberg

      I just threw up in my mouth……WTF

    • Hoss

      Right? That's the sickest shit I've read in a long time.

  • FloppyRocks

    That's not ok. Period.

    • Super Yuk

      You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

    • Judas

      Bloody Hell… Some people just need to cork it.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      period is right……….*pukes again*

      • DCMOFO

        I don't mean to rag on ya, but just go with flow.

        • Colin

          Love it

    • Carl

      is that supposed to be a pun?

    • Rion

      Aaaahhhhhahahaha I see what you did there (period.)

    • Khent

      Not sure if making bad joke or serious.

    • rikooprate

      Big pop!

    • guest

      i see what you did there

    • zunebeatsipod

      Nice word play!

  • SushiMutilator

    what the hell is wrong with her?

  • no one cares

    I cant believe that bitch has been doing this shit to me!!!

    • bcit

      r u the bf?

  • sWIGGUMs

    oh dear god

  • SweetAwesomeness

    i love tam-pops!!!!!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      They never drip!

    • Toby

      Tam-Pops! Funniest comment on here!!!

  • chive_mind

    fuck that vampire hype imma go watch a blade marathon

  • Michael

    That sounds about right, I think the ONLY way to become one of the Twighlight vampires is to drink menstrual blood.

    • Kirah

      or blow Edward…..

      • Michael

        Ha! Yeah Kirah, either way it is not a pleasant process.

    • zunebeatsipod


  • Wilmah

    haha heavy flow

  • emily


  • Guy

    Good God!!!

  • Maximiliaanvdv

    Still, not as gay as twilight

  • Allenavw

    Umm, I don't wanna burst your bubble girl, but period isn't straight blood. Actually most of it isn't, so you're pretty much just disgusting. I'm pretty sure that guy could sue for some serious damages from her.

    • http://facebook.com/mav2ag MaverickAg

      The legal term for that would be tampering with a food and/or drink product. In most states it's a felony offense. Given that she is using *gags* bodily fluids, this crosses into a WHOLE new realm of charges, not to mention the fact that this is just sick as f*ck… given this isn't a troll. If it is, still a pretty sick joke.

      • Allenavw

        I always wonder if someone really is stupid/gross enough to actually do something like this. Even if it is a troll, it’s still a gross thing to think of.

    • Master_Rahl

      assault with a (preserved) bodily fluid. YUM

      • Allenavw

        Haha, I can see the headlines now.

    • Nick

      yeah isnt this borderline illegal?

      • JAFitC

        No, it isn't borderline at all, it is full-blown-no-holds-barred-over-the-top illegal. This is considered battery in most states — some may use another term for it.

      • Allenavw

        I’m pretty sure that it’s so far past the borderline that the line looks like a dot. It’s just horrible.

  • rockabillyrev

    Please be a troll, Please be a troll, Please be a troll

    • andfukyamoms

      I troll on yahoo answers all the time when im bored. Usually giving ill advice. Sometimes starting ridiculous topics like this

  • StudPhi

    I just puked….now I think I'll cry myself to sleep in fear of what other fucked up things girls will do to become like twilight

  • paul

    fake… nobody is that dumb

    • European

      You think the U.S. has not become that dumb yet? Look at our government, look at our schools, and look in the mirror.

    • Hooka

      Ohhhhhh Yes they are. A large portion of the human race is that dumb. Look around you….

    • Alexis

      Snookie and the rest of the jersey shore cast. Enough said.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, just because it you say it's fake, it must be. Because nobody would ever do things like murder people, chop them up and eat them. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer. People don't do dumb and/or sick things do they? Yes, so it must be fake.

      Sad to say, there are mentally disturbed people out there. Wake up Paul.

  • steve

    that is one fucked up sick bitch

  • David

    Trolling, nobody can possibly be that stupid

    • Mason420

      Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half are even dumber than that.

      • Toby

        George Carlin was a genius!

    • amplidudes


    • jdfish2279

      Ever picked up a book on serial killers? There are people that sick.

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