Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? (2 Photos)

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  • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

    Mind is blown. Lunch is lost. The fact that there are people out there like this quite frankly terrifies me.

  • aok

    why are teenagers so STUPID?!

  • fanonok

    Wow…I hope she’s not for real…after I resisted the urge to vomit I laughed pretty hard.

  • chicago

    now there's a good reason for a "report abuse" button

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    …back to the burn your bra post…

  • kenzington III

    The best parts about this are:

    1) Hoping it's real… and absolutely fucked up!
    2) Imagining what his reaction is in the hopes that he's read this!!

  • Faraday

    How has this book not been banned yet?

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  • Julian

    If i were her boyfriend i would start shitting in her food so she becomes snookie from jersey shore

    • Toby

      ….except for the Snookie part

    • Toby


  • 99mike

    Aaaaahhhhh…"keep them in the freezer and suck on them later…" 87th Level of wrongness

  • Ross

    oh my dear christ. that is the most disturbing thing i think i've ever read

  • benebrooks

    I'm pretty sure the user picture is from one of those make-up transformation …… picture ….. things ….. I swear I've seen it on the internets before.

    • Toby

      Please tell me about the other internets! I only know about this one.

  • Tall Mike

    just tell him to go with the flow.

    • zunebeatsipod

      Well done!

  • fbagger

    that is a demenstration of a bloody good time, period.

  • madtown

    I want to see how people answer this question on the board.

  • D.J.

    Dear God why?!?!

  • Dvd

    This is soo wrong, this is why some girls need to stay in the friendzone

    • Toby

      This one needs to be put in the deadzone.

  • Aggie

    The nature of the world we live in is apparently so volatile that many people are basically batshit insane, walking around among us, living with us, worshiping with us in the church of our choice. This could be your girlfriend.

    • Toby

      Scary. Yes! But think about how many people serve you food out in the world. And, any one of them could be as Batsh_t Insane as this one.

  • Cassaundra

    seriously one of the most disturbing things I have heard in ummm… a long time. I can't even imagine what that guy will do if/when he finds out… the chick needs to be committed…

  • DuckDitch

    Someone throw this chick into heavy traffic.

  • James

    This is why Twighlight should be banned.

  • Free

    i fairly confident this is illegal is some way

  • Anonymous

    I do not know how to respond to this…….

  • rikooprate

    #1 still would…

  • burgonite


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