Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? (2 Photos)

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  • aaron kirkpatrick

    WTF how could someone be that retarded and ignorant. Fuck I hope he finds out.

  • Kayla

    Oh So fucked up?? How could she think it was a "smart idea" to post that on the internet?? Did she think people would be nice to her and really answer that question??? She was dropped as a child.

  • Zatoichi505

    this is fucked up on so many diffident levels!!!

  • ewww

    Pretty sure this is a joke, thanks Chive. I recognize the girl from a section about makeup fooling men. Sick joke.

  • ucanefan

    So I found out black people actually are raised being warned not to eat anything red given to them by a girl. they call them "root ladies" and they believe if they do that shit it'll make the dude fall in love with them. Yes. Not lying. Heard it from a bunch of black dudes in south fl

    • Toby

      I was just getting ready to post a similar comment. I know someone who had this happen to him about 10 years ago, no joke. She wasn't freezing tampons as far as I know but she was putting blood in his food.

    • Anomanom

      I have heard the same thing from Italians also.

  • _alex

    At least she didn't tried to bite his neck!
    Crazy Bitch!

    • Toby

      Wouldn't you rather have her try and bite your neck than to do that sh_t?

  • ryan

    Thinking you can become a vampire isn’t as bad as thinking you can do it with your own blood. Not to mention… If you could… How in the hell does eating menstrual blood come across as an idea instead of slicing a finger? Idiot.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    If not a troll…. Why the F are people like that allowed to live?!?!?!?!

  • WolfmanJack

    First I was like …whaaaa?!?!

    Then I was all lmfao!!

    Now I wanna be a vampire.

    • Toby

      Why does shufflin' & party rockin' make you want to be a vampire??

  • Maybe?

    Is it sad that some people are so stupid that it's hard to tell the difference between a troll and someone being serious?

  • Wow

    That is awesome…..

  • clearly not smart

    Female masturbation.. level 99

  • spartan104fred

    i am completely and utter flabbergausted. she saves her tampoons? there are some things we can't unread and that one might be that.

  • Amish

    Dude should knock her up; problem solved… dine on!

    Lord, I apologize.

    • Toby

      Too Late To Apologize

  • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

    Shes gotta be trolling, theres no way America has gotten THAT stupid. If i has I will have lost faith in humanity for about the 3rd time this year already

    • JimmyBoPeep

      But it's only 5 days into the new year!

      • jaynecobb2

        lets hope she is Canadian

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003034028132 Mina Lawrence-Montag

          That is sorta rude and offensive to canada!! (I am canadian) and btw this girl obbviously needs some pychological help!!! TO THE AUTHOR: YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE! I KNOW THE TWILIGHT SAGA IS PHENOMINAL BUT STILL YOU NEED TO STOP! YOU SHOULDNT DO THIS. YOU CAN GET VERY SICK FEEDING YOURSELGF BLOOD AND YOUR BF WILL LEAVE YOU IF HE FINDS OUT. GET SOME COUNCILLING BECAUSE SOMETIMES THESE FANTASIES CAN LEAD TO BECOMING: -A Necrophiliac – A Serial Killer -Suicidal Unless you want to be the next John Wayne Gacy, Dahmer, BTK Killer, or some other murderer I suggest you stop this before it becomes tooooooooooooooo hard to stop. But if all you're doing is trolling F***k you this isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lisa

      her name is Sakura…so that's Japanese…which means this totally could be real

      • LMary5224

        Doesn't mean she's a Japanese. Look at her pic…

    • Amish

      Ever watch Idiocracy? I swear every day it becomes closer to a documentary.

      • Toby

        Totally agree, should be classified as a documentary and not a comedy.

    • ken

      3rd time? its been 5days

  • manstang

    i just sent this to a few girls i work with that are twilight fans….. i think i have turned them off of twilight forever…..WIN

    • Toby

      Hopefully yes, but what if you gave them ideas. One psycho tampon sucker is already too much!

  • Korrey

    I think she is just too scared to cut herself

  • Toby

    Sure they can. Have you been out in public recently?

    • Sal

      She's Asian. Nough said

      • thatsracist


  • b0wjanglez

    Wow, I really don't know what to say.

  • DonnyThorr

    This girl is out of her mind! Doesn't she know vampires don't menstruate? What an idiot.

  • sketchent

    what the actual fuck

  • Cavok

    That was so fucking disgusting. I dry heaved.

  • MacNCheesePro

    She needs to find Jesus!

    • Toby

      I don't think Jesus could help this girl, unless it's drowning her in Holy Water.

  • Hates You

    If he enjoys watching Twilight and his chest sparkles in the sun, then no, he’s not a vampire, he’s a faggot.

  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    Dot dot dot :|

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