Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? (2 Photos)

26 192
26 192
  • jake

    I would kill that bitch!

  • edward

    i'd eat her tampon

  • mike

    i literally just threw up. WTF CHIVE

  • poncho

    yeah he must be a vamp for sure by now

  • J. Garcia

    She better not have AIDS or something.


    and this goes to show that twilight is the worst thing for mankind.

  • BostonChiver

    My heart just sank into my stomach….what has happened to this world?

  • pwee

    It’s ok, I’ve been pissing in her morning coffee and shitting in her snack pack. A little cooked blood is nothing compared to what I’ve been doing to her shampoo…

    • Toby

      Snack Packs!! You're the coolest!!!

  • pete

    oh god.

  • rromero

    She needs Jesus in her life N-O-W!! (and just for the record, I'm an atheist)

  • Heather

    Got to love the trolls!!!!

  • http://.z the brandon

    This chick is a champion.

  • Brian

    Wait, wait, wait.. she can cook? Keeper.

  • Win

    in the words of Kenny Powers " you cant spell cunt without u"

  • tom

    Remember everything on the internet is true

  • Niitsitapi13

    Someone who knows this psycho, please call the police!

  • lulu

    Uhhhh… Someone notice that the chick in the first picture isn’t the one that posted.

  • TPF95PGT

    Maybe she should try the kill herself… if she's really a vampire, there's no problem, if she die, the world would be a better place to live anyway :P

  • KayMan

    not sure if trolling or crazy psychotic bitch

  • Mazdak

    I am happy that I have got married before this Twilight shit was out.

  • karla

    WTF is this????!!!!!!!!!!

  • Drew

    If that isn't a joke I give up on people.

  • Vicster915


  • Some1

    I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE! I condense all the comments of my fellow comenters into this: WTF IS THIS SHIT?! sick chick, rhymes and all :/

  • Some1

    Thumbs up if u find it funny that I actually went to her yahoo question and posted you’re sick….

1 5 6 7 8 9
blog comments powered by Disqus