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Photoshop — You’re doing it wrong (30 Photos)

January 5, 2012 | In: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Photoshop

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: Some are obvious, some are a bit more subtle– all are atrociously bad.

Category: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Photoshop

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jb

Chive rocks!
http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

#24 really people

1911

Undershirt?

Antoine

Undershirt.
mihaisuzuki

Could be!

AnyoneForCoffee

She clearly has a skin pigmentation disorder! Y'all being ignorant!

je123

first!!!!!!

mazurati

fail

http://www.douggoff.com Doug

Meh
http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

#15 Lol they didn't even try!
https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

#20 is priceless. …How do these photoshop disasters go unnoticed before release? It seems like half of the time they just send it from the editor's computer to the printer without even double checking.

Carnoculus

Agreed… Her head really is THAT big though. (20)
http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

LG sighting over here^^^…Rumor had it that you left The Chive what gives?…Glad too see you comment!!
McG

Doesn't matter – still beautiful…
http://chadney.tumblr.com/ Juston Chadney

Have you watched her show…her head is actually that size…she's like a real life bobble-head.
It's a bit disturbing.

its_forge

Came here to say this. Giant bulbous head, shark-like teeth, cleavage, and two tiny little hands doing some sort of cooking or something. And that's the whole TV show.

Mary

That one actually isn't photoshopped. She looks like that in real life…

yeaaaaaaah

insert witty comment here

Digital.Bandit

catch phrase reply.!

Brutal Deluxe

Spambot

Well played sir

something, something, something, your mom

YourMom

hey now…..

Unfkngblvbl

#20 I thought her head really was that big.

JDB

She doesn't have a big head. Just no upper lip.
dfdfsww

If you've seen the show, that's how big her head actually is!
Maytrix

Yeah, this one doesn't look shopped at all – well.. perhaps they made her head too small
AJ R

Shes like on NBA Jam, when you use the big head cheat
varlotto

Yeah, the editor forgot to photoshop her head down to a manageable size

Andy Valentine

Or win, if your goal was to create a Photoshop so awful it was featured on theChive.
Kris

#24 This was done in the name of "diversity".

AGM129

and apparently not in the name of "Belly button"
Duvel

Diversity?
What the hell is diversity?

Random Chiver

"i believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship…"

Anonymous

#21 Masturbated to it anyway
Fun with Numbers

#12
Does resemble the Cookie Monster

You were doing it right…..
Question_Mark_

I see nothing wrong with #29

Cat

left hand!!

Underbaker

Kitty Pride is looking good these days.
its_forge

She needs to travel back in time and make sure her parents get together or something awful is going to happen.

grundle

she has hands???????

Question_Mark_

That's what I thought too!

ssstoopid

Me either. It's not photoshopped. Hasn't anybody ever heard of the X-Men? Duuuuhhhh!!!

acloudypanda

#28 Who needs an arm when you can give a thumbs up?

Commando00

She has TRex arms like on Toy Story
satchel

" ah, good, you're awake. we managed to save you hand, but your arm wa to badly damaged to reattach. im sorry."

rikooprate

#29 What's wrong?

AGM129

nothing is if you like "clawjobs"
Larence

Hand missing?
Sluttypanda

what's wrong is I don't know who she is. FIND HER

Luis

I believe that is Gemma Atkinson aka Mr. Bean's daughter.

speedjive

it's an optical illusion – if you look at the photo for long enough a wooden wall will magically appear in the background. And chop half her hand off.

Nick

#25 No shit. You really think they're trying to trick someone?? One thats obviously dont just to be a joke.

Master_Rahl

right, cuz we all know that velociraptors don't have the manual dexterity to hold a rocket launcher. DUH!

Brutal Deluxe

They prefer a rocket launcher in each hand.

SiT

hello mister obvious!
AmericanaHombre

I don't know man. Look at the joy on that velociraptor's face. Nobody could have that kind of facial expression when not holding a rocket launcher.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#20
Whole new meaning to the term, "giving head".
Spencer_on_Fire

#20

I knew she was an alien!
Kris

I think I figured out #27 used to be Chris Brown.
Karl

#29 That's an awkward way to make a sandwhich.
Bob27

#29…if you're looking at the hand you have a problem

daveh873

So how'd you see it?
ChaseTheWalker

Good thing she has another one…

chicago

the mystery hands are my favorites
MigraineBoy

#3 Why thank you, Thing!
https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

I have stopped submitting photographs, true, but every day needs a bit of humor, and this site has a never ending supply of it.

http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

true true…well Happy New LG!
-Chive On
Duder

Your pics will be missed. No mo' fo' sho'?

https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

To TWON (and Duder): Happy new year to you too!

No mo' Chive pics fo' sho', fo' sho'. My Facebook is the only place my pics will be.

Not a fan

For what it's worth, those nude shots of you were excellent.

https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

Yeah…I was underage and assaulted that day, but I guess the fact that he's now in quite a legal mess makes it all a bit better. Sometimes I wish back stories were included with pictures.

Not a fan

Well now I feel like a complete fucking dick…sorry, I'm not here all the time and hadn't heard that end of the story…all apologies, miss.

https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

It's all right, and no worries. A picture is simply just a brief visual, so it's not your fault for not knowing the nature of the shoot or of the photograph. Karma works in beautiful ways so I'm just happy that the photographer got what was coming to him. It doesn't make it better but it certainly helps me to sleep better at night knowing that he's not harming any more girls.

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

Youre the only Chive alumni. Youve been missed
Duder

no one deserves what happened to you and i'm sorry it occurred. i am just curious as to why the nude posing in the first place?

https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

When you're told that you either get nude or get your throat cut, it's a pretty easy choice. The pictures of me crying surfaced on the net as well, and it was the photographers way of trying to take as many websites/individuals down with him as he could (i.e. if they posted the images they too would be in legal trouble). Sick people in this world, but I'm fortunate to be alive after what occurred.

Duder

holy crap… i hope they fry the bastard.

take care and best wish for nothing but good things going forward.
Elbie

wow, truth can be quite disturbing, I'm out of words. how can you be so open about what has happened? i couldn't imagine being in such a position, but burying the past seems to be the expected human response.
https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

Well, thanks to the internet and people spreading the pictures everywhere including on theChive (and having to personally locate the images before my attorney took over), I've learned to accept what's happened, be grateful that I'm still in this world, and keep a level head about it. I did keep what happened a secret for quite some time from all family and friends, feeling personally to blame, but as with all heavy feelings and thoughts, it surfaced in time. I am the type of person who needs to sort things out internally before opening myself up to others about difficult situations that I endure, and once I personally come to terms with said difficulties myself, the pain of rehashing the event and discussing it dissipates a bit. It still hurts to discuss it, it still kills to see the pictures, but it kills me even more to keep my mouth shut about what happened and to see the pictures resurface because the back-story is not known.
Elbie

Well, it's good to keep a certain distance to such a past. Glad you won the inner struggle and now are the person you are. Some people may think it would be ignorant to turn your shoulder to what happened in the past, but sometimes it's best not to dangle in the past and face a brighter future. (That may sound stupid to some people, but I don't care)
I don't want anyone to be harmed, so I guess I'll better stay quiet for now.
Have a nice day, Miss Gentile!
http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

We could always Dexterize the dude for you…just say the word
Duder

I'm truly sorry. Stay strong and smile:)

CHIPBUTY

LG

aciekay

#25 looks legit.

Smitty

It is legit!

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