Photoshop — You’re doing it wrong (30 Photos)

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  • jb

    Chive rocks!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #24 really people

    • 1911

      Undershirt?

      • Antoine

        Undershirt.

      • mihaisuzuki

        Could be!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      She clearly has a skin pigmentation disorder! Y'all being ignorant!

  • je123

    first!!!!!!

    • mazurati

      fail

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    Meh

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #15 Lol they didn't even try!

  • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

    #20 is priceless. …How do these photoshop disasters go unnoticed before release? It seems like half of the time they just send it from the editor's computer to the printer without even double checking.

    • Carnoculus

      Agreed… Her head really is THAT big though. (20)

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      LG sighting over here^^^…Rumor had it that you left The Chive what gives?…Glad too see you comment!!

    • McG

      Doesn't matter – still beautiful…

    • http://chadney.tumblr.com/ Juston Chadney

      Have you watched her show…her head is actually that size…she's like a real life bobble-head.
      It's a bit disturbing.

      • its_forge

        Came here to say this. Giant bulbous head, shark-like teeth, cleavage, and two tiny little hands doing some sort of cooking or something. And that's the whole TV show.

    • Mary

      That one actually isn't photoshopped. She looks like that in real life…

  • yeaaaaaaah

    insert witty comment here

    • Digital.Bandit

      catch phrase reply.!

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Spambot

        • Well played sir

          something, something, something, your mom

          • YourMom

            hey now…..

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #20 I thought her head really was that big.

    • JDB

      She doesn't have a big head. Just no upper lip.

    • dfdfsww

      If you've seen the show, that's how big her head actually is!

    • Maytrix

      Yeah, this one doesn't look shopped at all – well.. perhaps they made her head too small

    • AJ R

      Shes like on NBA Jam, when you use the big head cheat:)

    • varlotto

      Yeah, the editor forgot to photoshop her head down to a manageable size

  • Andy Valentine

    Or win, if your goal was to create a Photoshop so awful it was featured on theChive.

  • Kris

    #24 This was done in the name of "diversity".

    • AGM129

      and apparently not in the name of "Belly button"

    • Duvel

      Diversity?
      What the hell is diversity?

      • Random Chiver

        "i believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship…"

  • Anonymous

    #21 Masturbated to it anyway

  • Fun with Numbers

    #12
    Does resemble the Cookie Monster

    You were doing it right…..

  • Question_Mark_

    I see nothing wrong with #29

    • Cat

      left hand!!

      • Underbaker

        Kitty Pride is looking good these days.

      • its_forge

        She needs to travel back in time and make sure her parents get together or something awful is going to happen.

    • grundle

      she has hands???????

      • Question_Mark_

        That's what I thought too!

    • ssstoopid

      Me either. It's not photoshopped. Hasn't anybody ever heard of the X-Men? Duuuuhhhh!!!

  • acloudypanda

    #28 Who needs an arm when you can give a thumbs up?

    • Commando00

      She has TRex arms like on Toy Story😀

    • satchel

      " ah, good, you're awake. we managed to save you hand, but your arm wa to badly damaged to reattach. im sorry."

  • rikooprate

    #29 What's wrong?

    • AGM129

      nothing is if you like "clawjobs"

    • Larence

      Hand missing?

    • Sluttypanda

      what's wrong is I don't know who she is. FIND HER

      • Luis

        I believe that is Gemma Atkinson aka Mr. Bean's daughter.

    • speedjive

      it's an optical illusion – if you look at the photo for long enough a wooden wall will magically appear in the background. And chop half her hand off.

  • Nick

    #25 No shit. You really think they're trying to trick someone?? One thats obviously dont just to be a joke.

    • Master_Rahl

      right, cuz we all know that velociraptors don't have the manual dexterity to hold a rocket launcher. DUH!

      • Brutal Deluxe

        They prefer a rocket launcher in each hand.

    • SiT

      hello mister obvious!

    • AmericanaHombre

      I don't know man. Look at the joy on that velociraptor's face. Nobody could have that kind of facial expression when not holding a rocket launcher.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #20
    Whole new meaning to the term, "giving head".

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #20

    I knew she was an alien!

  • Kris

    I think I figured out #27 used to be Chris Brown.

  • Karl

    #29 That's an awkward way to make a sandwhich.

  • Bob27

    #29…if you're looking at the hand you have a problem

    • daveh873

      So how'd you see it?

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Good thing she has another one…

  • chicago

    the mystery hands are my favorites

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Why thank you, Thing!

  • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

    I have stopped submitting photographs, true, but every day needs a bit of humor, and this site has a never ending supply of it.:)

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      true true…well Happy New LG!
      -Chive On

    • Duder

      Your pics will be missed. No mo' fo' sho'?

      • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

        To TWON (and Duder): Happy new year to you too!

        No mo' Chive pics fo' sho', fo' sho'. My Facebook is the only place my pics will be.:)

        • Not a fan

          For what it's worth, those nude shots of you were excellent.

          • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

            Yeah…I was underage and assaulted that day, but I guess the fact that he's now in quite a legal mess makes it all a bit better. Sometimes I wish back stories were included with pictures.

            • Not a fan

              Well now I feel like a complete fucking dick…sorry, I'm not here all the time and hadn't heard that end of the story…all apologies, miss.

              • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

                It's all right, and no worries. A picture is simply just a brief visual, so it's not your fault for not knowing the nature of the shoot or of the photograph. Karma works in beautiful ways so I'm just happy that the photographer got what was coming to him. It doesn't make it better but it certainly helps me to sleep better at night knowing that he's not harming any more girls.

                • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

                  Youre the only Chive alumni. Youve been missed

                • Duder

                  no one deserves what happened to you and i'm sorry it occurred. i am just curious as to why the nude posing in the first place?

                  • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

                    When you're told that you either get nude or get your throat cut, it's a pretty easy choice. The pictures of me crying surfaced on the net as well, and it was the photographers way of trying to take as many websites/individuals down with him as he could (i.e. if they posted the images they too would be in legal trouble). Sick people in this world, but I'm fortunate to be alive after what occurred.

                    • Duder

                      holy crap… i hope they fry the bastard.

                      take care and best wish for nothing but good things going forward.

                    • Elbie

                      wow, truth can be quite disturbing, I'm out of words. how can you be so open about what has happened? i couldn't imagine being in such a position, but burying the past seems to be the expected human response.

                    • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

                      Well, thanks to the internet and people spreading the pictures everywhere including on theChive (and having to personally locate the images before my attorney took over), I've learned to accept what's happened, be grateful that I'm still in this world, and keep a level head about it. I did keep what happened a secret for quite some time from all family and friends, feeling personally to blame, but as with all heavy feelings and thoughts, it surfaced in time. I am the type of person who needs to sort things out internally before opening myself up to others about difficult situations that I endure, and once I personally come to terms with said difficulties myself, the pain of rehashing the event and discussing it dissipates a bit. It still hurts to discuss it, it still kills to see the pictures, but it kills me even more to keep my mouth shut about what happened and to see the pictures resurface because the back-story is not known.

                    • Elbie

                      Well, it's good to keep a certain distance to such a past. Glad you won the inner struggle and now are the person you are. Some people may think it would be ignorant to turn your shoulder to what happened in the past, but sometimes it's best not to dangle in the past and face a brighter future. (That may sound stupid to some people, but I don't care)
                      I don't want anyone to be harmed, so I guess I'll better stay quiet for now.
                      Have a nice day, Miss Gentile!

                    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

                      We could always Dexterize the dude for you…just say the word

                    • Duder

                      I'm truly sorry. Stay strong and smile:)

        • CHIPBUTY

          LG

  • aciekay

    #25 looks legit.

    • Smitty

      It is legit!

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