Why women date jerks (Video)

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Mike Falzone gives a well worded explanation to an age old question.

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  • dominantone

    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

    I don't know why this came to mind but it did. DEAL WITH IT!

    • Master_Rahl

      'Merica, FUCK YEAH!

      • dominantone

        master rahl good name great series.


      was wondering when this was gonna be referenced way to go

  • Jordan

    fuck that.. I was married, "a nice guy" got shit on. Became and asshole. Now, I get more pussy from hotter bitches… Once told a girl at the bar after I asked her if she wanted a drink and she denied.. I said "no worries, your not my type anyway" then fucked her for days. Why because I am an asshole.. Couldn't even tell you what her name is to this day.

    • billijean

      cool story bro…

      • mike

        i love made up stories like that.

    • CJ Garcia


  • So_what

    Sooo, none of you, thoughtful comment writers, had gotten laid for how long?

  • AMPduppp

    I really hate this whole debate because people blame it almost entirely on the girls. Yes, they do have a tendency to choose assholes, but the guys getting friend-zoned are also at fault for letting it happen in the first place. If you act like a doormat, let a girl do whatever she wants to you, and still worship the fucking ground she walks on, she's gonna friend-zone you. Get some balls, man up, and go after her like you actually wanna date her

  • http://www.facebook.com/WRXRagDoll WrX-Tine Gorayeb

    I likey this. He just laid it out in a simple, black & white way… and it's VERY true. Just remember gentlemen… both scumbags & good guys… We do learn, eventually.. after a handful of mistakes… that dating scumbags is a complete waste of our time. :)

    PS, Jordan: I hope that was a joke comment. Because if not, wow, you are QUITE a douchebag. LoLoL

    • dominantone

      hows the engine running after the rebuild?

      • http://www.facebook.com/WRXRagDoll WrX-Tine Gorayeb

        It's running awesome! …Better than ever. Of course now I've suddenly got a problem with one of the axles… mehhh.. it never ends… =)

        • dominantone

          is there a lot of problems with the wrxs? I plan on buying a 2012 for my next car some time soon.

          • http://www.facebook.com/WRXRagDoll WrX-Tine Gorayeb

            You'll love it. They just keep improving. Mine's an 08- The first of its generation… so I dealt with a couple problems. If you buy a 2012 you WONT regret it. :)

  • TheAutomaticMan

    I'm so tired of hearing about this friend zone bullshit, yes, women treat nice guys like crap. The guy in the video is partially right, be confident and interesting. If you're boring the lady will move onto someone that can keep her attention with more than a shined nickel.

    Want the secret? Get the fuck outta your house, put down the books/ laptop/ xbox controller. Go meet people, and it doesnt have to be at a bar. You know what a guy at a bar gets if he doesnt have any cool shit to talk about? He gets drunk, thats about it. Go do shit, spend some cash and go sky diving, kayaking, hiking, camping (real camping, not the pussy RV shit) You will develop stories, thus making yourself more interesting.

  • D-Bo

    Or……………. Just be rich lolz

  • fhonik

    3-words Hipster-whiny-Douche. Or as normal folks say "HWD"


    Have you ever thought, I should make TODAY the day?

    THIS IS BETTER CHIVE THESE WOMAN ARE ARYAN THOROUGH BRED MADE FOR A SKY RIMMING SOME SAY THE CAPITOL RACE THE SUPER RACE I TOO AM ARYAN > (Aryan = A pure race with blonde hair, blue eyes, light skin, towering height and big brains)


    wot if the world is full of pussy biches who are so frikkin scared to responder uw day at?.. where day at ?


    pussy biches get milli get nads

  • TimCoop

    Turns out assholes have problems (or atleast tell women they have problems) so the women will want to be there for that asshole on the grounds that if he gets through his problems (that might not be there) he will be this amazing person… but it doesnt exactly end in her little fantasy

  • WoogyMonster

    "Your face could look like a fucking tree stump…." I'm still laughing.

  • Kev

    I think the key to having a happy relationship is to learn to love yourself first. Nobody is perfect and nobody likes being around an asshole.

    • Ryan

      Very true. I find time to love myself once an evening (at least).

  • blackbear1012

    Coming from a girl.. I can honestly say I've never dated an "asshole." It's unfair to generalize that all of us ignore the good guys, because some of us don't…. HOWEVER, the confidence piece is absolutely true and for me it has to do with having a backbone and some authority. The most unattractive thing to me is the guy in the group of people (you all know him) that is always the brunt of all of the jokes and lets everyone walk all over him. I want someone who has enough confidence to not tolerate that. If you can't stand up for yourself then you're probably not going to stand up for me, either.

    • Guse

      Back you up? Certainly… but you have to follow the rule I gave my wife when we first started dating. If someone starts messing with you I'll always have your back. If you start it, you better damn well be ready to finish it. I'll keep them from really hurting you, but I'm not getting my ass beat because you're talking shit.

      I know! Class act, right? :)

    • @Seriousnessly

      Wait. It's unfair to generalize? I must alert the internet!

  • floatedohio

    I don't always park my car in front of the coffee shop…

  • TheAutomaticMan

    Thank you truth, seriously though, create your own story, before i met my wife, we didn't have the friend zone bullshit. We were either good at getting girls, or we weren't. People can't take blame for shit anymore, it's all the girls fault now. I personally had a low tolerance for bullshit, if a girl was a dipshit, i didn't pursue her any farther. Period… son.

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    Mouth hugs

  • PubicJones

    Oh thank you for giving me a lesson you stupid fucking hipster. I hope this asshole's family dies horribly and he survives so he breaks down mentally and emotionally over time.

  • Dave

    My quess is that this guy is to metro to get laid. Look like a real man and you get a real woman. I bet he had on skinny jeans too.

  • Master_Rahl

    This is a tough one, cuz there's no real answer. Due to the differences in us all, there's no formula for meeting Ms or Mr Right. I agree with some of the comments talking about the crossing off list stuff. If you do that too much, you're setting yourself up for some majorly unrealistic expectations. Basically it's one huge experiment in testing the waters.
    Surfs up!

  • http://tcsprencel.com T.C. Sprencel

    People always overthink the good-guy/bad-guy dynamic, but it's really quite simple: SAY bad-guy things, but DO good-guy things. This is the perfect combination of intrigue and integrity, and it works. Oh, and you have to make sure the bad-guy things you say strike a good balance between mean and funny. That's the key.

  • none

    ….ummmmmmmm…….who is this person who walks out into the street and just starts talking to a camera?…….Like did he just wake up and say" I'm gonna film this @#$# today!"………does he have nothing better to do?……..

  • none

    plus….are women such fickle creatures?……."oh you didn't keep my attention for 5 minutes I'm moving on."……..really?…….

  • anon

    Did chipbuty have a seizure at the keyboard?

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