Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • Hector

    Dar makes everything better

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Only if I'm in it.

      – Fan testimonial: "Apparently they have Chive in hell."

      • Billy

        Down to 94 your being too kind………………

      • CHIPBUTY

        CHIPBUTY elaborates in a fairy antique.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          The card tubes the mum next to a consuming symptom. Idiot rants over a toe teenage. Why can't Chip joke throughout the dictator? Chip mangles a cutting distress under the electron. The direct rectangle irritates each church. Idiot prosecutes inside the by scrap. Another rich jail hangs whatever delicate jizz. Blue waffle locates OMFG. http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/Random… RandomParagraph.aspx When can the tracked dragon attack outside a mount? OMFG seasons blue waffle below the clique. Chip but scores opposite blue waffle. Over the circular. Before blue waffle pales the automated body. Blue waffle copes near a bananas heritage.

          – Fan testimonial: "P.S. Feel free to use this as a tag line."

    • Mood Breaker

      Not herpes!

  • Whoopi_G

    #25 That's cool, I will.

    • bootybuttcheeks

      notice there was nothin to say about the ass… cause it was perfection… my face = in there

      • Ramrod

        I think the "2" out of "10" would be the ass and legs. I don't know, I could be wrong but fuck you!

      • Yeah

        It couldn't possibly be in reference to how high everyone's standards are, how they'd rather pick at the stupidest things rather than just appreciate a pretty girl when there is one.

        I read it and assumed it had been made by a girl because it serves that purpose pretty well, in a mocking fashion

        • shoooooop

          it's from /b/

          fukin newfag

    • Username Taken

      Me too

    • ROK247

      some guys and their "standards" HA! have fun spankin' it.

    • josh

      whoever made this pic is either an epic smart ass or completely gay

      • JHL1

        I'm going with epic smart ass. I bet he wrote that with his fingers crossed too.

    • electric boogalo

      Anyone who has this much time isn't banging anyone.

    • DEL

      George clooney is busy Stacy bangin that 24/7

    • Indeed

      sarcasm is wasted on the stupid

    • Blitz

      Feeding the troll

    • Joe

      Visible space between arm bones? *FACEPALM*, that's a ridge between two muscle groups, found on anyone with somewhat low body fat, you can only actually feel radius and ulna near the wrist and they're not supposed to seem like 1 bone. If they were closer together, she wouldn't be able to rotate her wrist.

  • Johnny


    • Just_some_guy

      What's gayer than a "first" post? Posting "Fist!!!" and actually being third. You go, Johnny. You go.

    • electric boogalo

      I don't need to know what you'll be doing later.

    • Bryan_W


  • Johnny

    I ❤ Chive!…first

    • Godamnit Poeple

      Not only are you a failure but you're also gay. Way to be.

    • Not Johnny

      What? You failed the first time, so you figured you'd give it another go? That's not how "first" works, Johnny.

  • Whoopi_G

    #28 Let's get some MOAR of her!

    • Cletus

      Yup. That's a big 10-4 buddy

      • tim

        I liked to be in that Chivette's element. Is element a euphemism for something else?

    • DirkyC

      Calgary! Calgary!
      Canucks represent!

      • ben

        rep that 403 ye ye

    • http://twitter.com/JP_Martin09 @JP_Martin09

      Agreed. MOAR!

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      Whats with all the beautiful Canadian Chivettes… Jon you could easily do an all Canadian post

    • 彼得北
      • phideauxe

        hahaha that's so sick. and funny.

    • Kasper

      I Live in Calgary. I NEED to find this girl!!!

      • Cheese

        The Calgary Regiment.

      • VanIsleChiver

        Only two things come from Calgary boy…Steers n' queers 🙂

        • Tyy

          Only two things come from Van, Fags and Chinois

  • nate

    Nate Petrovick is God.

    • suomynona

      Nate Pedo-dick?

  • bodykarmabella

    #35 ❤

    • Anon


    • Jman

      bodykarmabella, u r gorgeous. MOAR!!

    • 彼得北

      Awesome pic!!

  • PdxChiver

    #18 Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy.

    • Buddy Whackit

      I've been coming to this site everyday for over a year and usually I skim the comments but this is the first time ive actually laughed out loud. Not sure why it struck me so funny but it did. So thank you.

    • Melinda

      Same here I totally laughed out loud 🙂

  • commanderred


  • Question_Mark_

    What a lovely way to end the work week. CHIVE ON!

  • BaseballRube

    #25 Yeah, right. Had enough time to point all that out and still would not? Sure.

    • Matt

      some one doesn't understand humor.

      • shoooooop

        someone's never been on /b/

    • MonkeyMadness

      I wouldn't bang her. I'd let her bang ME! 😀

  • Hungry

    #3 Such a shame, not one of them is a looker. Plus they're all pretty flat chested.

    • Slip


    • Ivy

      except for the eh hem "bigger" girl in the black bikini.

    • JLC

      It's like a bell curve of chubbiness.

    • sean

      5, 7, 2, 1, 6, That is all. number 5 is hot. or maybe it is a relativity thing?

    • Shawn

      That is one big pot of sloppiness!

    • canadian_bird

      betcha none of them would bang you either

      • spartan104fred

        bag of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta love bags of wine, is there anything else in that photo?

      • Hungry

        Speak for yourself canadian, I bang much hotter chicks all the time. I come to the chive to kill time, not because I'm a loser who cant get any.

        • JerkFace

          Someones a bit defensive. Here's a clue: No one knows who you are, or cares, on the internet. You're not convincing anyone that you actually get laid but kudos for having a good attitude, shmuck.

          • Gambler

            $10 bucks says he comes back to check this.

        • VanIsleChiver

          ..no-o .. you come here cuz you're a loser and you aren't getting any … Right!?

    • MNbugeater

      See #25

    • ben

      see guys,not all girls spit

    • legion

      Is that girl in the middle pregnant?

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #13 I think I can see her pussy

    • Salute My Shorts

      Its over that flesh colored mountain with the ice cap

  • Brian

    #14 I should have gone to boarding school.

    • ChivinSeattle

      Why the hell is the guy in background just sitting there?

    • Takeittothehouse

      jailbait… worth it…

      • Mroczek

        funny thing, that's taken in Poland, where how should i put this… it's legal to have a good time with them when they turn 16.

    • Username Taken

      I saw a movie on the internet that started like this. Was a messy ending though

      • tim

        Guy in the background? You know how I know you're gay?

    • Sluttypanda

      girl on the right looks like Natalie Portman

      • Ramrod

        Good call

    • PBear
    • Lugh

      Izabela Hryniewicka blond girl http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f52/izabela-hryn

  • etcrr

    #18 #30 Love the legs ladies Chive On!

    • BloodScrubber

      The smirk on the face of 18 says alot.

  • Felcus

    #9 Fuckin hobbits man, they're real.

    • DrROBOTO

      finally found a girl suitable for paulas penis….

      • CHIPBUTY


        • JerkFace

          God friggin damnit. 15 hours later and your comments still get on my nerves. I bet no one you know likes you.

          • CHIPBUTY


    • swells

      id hit it…just saying!

      • P90

        With a rolled up magazine right?

        • Haha


  • laelow

    Sweet Baby Jeeezzus !

    #18 and #6 FTW.

    • Mass/KU Chiver

      Rock Chalk, Jayhawk That Ass…

      • Boomer

        Probably has a friend that's a Cockkkkkkk Blockkkkkk Jayyyyyy Hawkkkkkk!

  • THE_Yanni

    #17 #18 Both excellent choices for HQ-ification

    • screwutoo

      why do white men like skinny chicks? seriously..

      • Token White Dude

        Because we can.

        • screwutoo

          Very good answer coming from a token, now go back to sleep.

  • ChivinSeattle

    # 39 – Thank you! My week is now complete!

  • Jak

    #3 My junk just had a seizure from the range of emotion

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I think there is something wrong with the middle of the lens.

      • bananah

        silly, it's just fish-eye!

    • Hipster

      Yea, just because there is a group of girls in bikinis, doesn't make them any skinnier

  • Needle

    #28, #18 to go please.

    • GlibTongue

      Armoured Regiment? Meh. You're ok I suppose.

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        #28 i still cant find what smile she is talking about, i dont see a smile.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000003883684 Kevin Starnes

    God I love u CHIVE!!!!

  • Creep Dawg

    #6 Rock Chalk!!

    • Shock It To Me

      M I Z – Z O U

    • chris

      Just like KU basketball, I bet she chokes right before she gets to the end.


        Like in 2008 shit head?

        • chris

          Bucknell, Bradley, UNI, VCU. Also that path in 2008 was historically the easiest path (seed wise) to the final four.

          • ROCK CHALK BITCH

            AND MIZZOU NEVER HAS HAD A SNIFF. STFU LOSER!!!!! You never had a path, a chance, or a championship. Only an idiot would talk shit on a winning program while supporting a losing program. LOLOLOL

            • Saveferris

              Anyone who ends their comment with "LOLOLOL" is a waterhead

          • Awesome

            Path was easy, but then beat top two number 1 seeds overall. UNC and Memphis. Plus Steph Curry in elite 8. We made up for easy path and then some. It's awesome that Mizzou has a title. Oh wait…. Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Go KU!

            • http://twitter.com/adamgjenkins @adamgjenkins

              Y'all do not have your priorities straight. You're talking shit when we should be appreciating the photo that this outstanding Jayhawk sent to our beloved Chive! I mean, seriously, it's absolutely fantastic! I hope she sends more in! Having said that, I have some facts to deliver:

              Clearly Kansas is better than Missouri. I mean, they left the conference. The Border War is over. Missouri gave up. They conceded. They decided the they would be a better "door mat" to the SEC then they were to the Big 12.

              • chris

                Doormat hahaha. I really hope you're talking about football, 0-9 in conference play. Whew! Bet that was a tough one to get. Coach Pinkle can blow a higher blood alcohol content than KU football can score points. Good luck being the leftovers of the Big 12 when Oklahoma and Texas leave. The MVC will welcome you with open arms.

              • Saveferris

                Mizzou won the border war. We will be keeping the rivalry drum from our football showdowns. Mizzou offered KU a chance to keep playing the rivalry game once a year after they left and KU turned it down. I don't blame them; why would they want to add another loss to their schedule when they will already be getting ass pounded by their conference?

    • alohawks

      Rock Chalk Chive!!

    • Petey

      M-I-Z FUCK KU!

  • Shinanigins

    Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

    • A day later

      I'm guessing you have no friends

      • http://twitter.com/adamgjenkins @adamgjenkins

        You're dumb.

        • chris

          And according to your twitter you play with dicks to shoot 3 pointers.

  • 1 is fat

    #1 is FAT AS SHIT!!

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