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- Who doesn’t need a new pint glass? For the awesome Chive ‘Keep Calm’ pint glass click HERE. You see what I did there…
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#7 #winning
but what is the lifeguard looking for, what is better than boobs?? hmmm.. maybe bouncing nude boobs…..
or a pepsi
The lifeguard is looking to see that no one is watching while he trades the kid a Pepsi for his lifeguard shirt, making the young boy a "lifeguard"; ergo, the saviour to the boobs.
Morbid if the kid does not know mouth to mouth, which, come on, he doesn't. Trading a bitch dying for a soda is not awesome and clever. necrophilia ftl.
right, because this actually happened
JACKPOT!!!
Dad, hold my shit.
Got to get me a Lifeguard T Shirt. Chive got any of those?
#26 That's kinda morbid for the family pool
As a former professional lifeguard, If someone was installing this ad at a pool where I worked i would straight up murder them
I believe you, you have the moustache of a murderer.
It's kinda morbid when a two year old drowns because the parents aren't fucking paying attention.
If it shocks and offends, it will be remembered.
well while everyone jumping in trying to save an add maybe a real fucking kid dies..
#14 Would be fun trying to explain that to the kids…
How can I get my wife to do this? Don't say get another. Apparently that's illegal.
when a daddy loves a mommys ass so much…
Isn't the idea behind those to avoid having kids?
i like #31 the best.
i retract that statement. #7 is better.
I hadn't noticed the creativity of it before you said that.. Yeah, tope 5 for me
#1 Bitches love fleas.
Whatever. Just please get the fuck off of my dog.
#14 you and I have something in common
#26
Clever? No. Disturbing? Yes!
#14 #22 VERY effective.
You know why they call it a wonder bra?
When you take it off the guy wonders where your tits went.
their stocks aren't the only thing that's starting to rise.
#32 yes we see what you did there… Beer anyone?
I could go for a beer!
You go ahead and pay $15 for an empty glass. I'll be over here drinking my Stella out of a real pint.
#4
True, more often than not.
Where's the splatter all over the wall?
I really liked some of these. #26 was kind of disturbing though.
#22 Obviously, Impact resistant glass was never tested against rogue nipples.
#6 & #14 are genius adverts
#19
Far better than their goofy-ass TV commercials.
I like the holiday five pack one. It gives me an excuse to take one of the beers out of the six packs I give out for Christmas…
#17 probably referring to two different locations……'Merica!
and we would end up driving to both of them
Bingo. Because we Americans finally caved and started using the metric system last week.
#17 classy
#17 It could be 1 meter away and I still wouldn't go in there.
So your a drive through kind of person?
Kudos sir, Kudos.
#32 Chive, print some 4oz Rocks glasses… you've got at least 1 buyer then.
#2 they are pretty awesome.. just saying. #32 neeeeeed!
#21 That's in Caracas, Venezuela. Unfortunately after years of those being up there, a law was created and they had to take them down!
Ya estaba por comentar lo mismo saludos
Good old times!! Back when we were happy and we did not know it !!!!
Indeed
es verdad, yo trabaje ahi un par de años, saludos
Awesome!!! Venezulan Chivers!!!! (btw I'm Venezuelan too).
#26 is that much worse with a little kid staring at it
#23. You know I think that's exactly what some anti-enviromentalisst are afraid of deep down. On the other hand It's probably exactly what some Tolkien fans secretly dream of – but to go all the way and turn into Ents. Me, I'd rather be an elf. Elf maids are all hot.
They need to animate #20 and start using it during all those useless Bridezilla shows on cable these days.
#26 could make a great pedobear ad out of this one…
#2 cutco knives are way better and have a better guarantee
I sold Cutco a few years ago, made bank for a few months and got a great set of knives for $50, but really no one cares.
I sold cutco like 10 years ago when I was a teen. My set are like I got them yesterday. No joke.
How about I sold them 30 years ago and still like brand new. Unreal they never went mainstream in stores
Great Story!
That is all.