Soooo…. you got wasted (34 Photos)

fuckin hell guys, it's 02:00 AM right now in my country and I'm wasted as it gets. Also, I gotta wake up early for some manic shitty job. Anyways I'm watching this gallery on chive and thinking "It's not so bad". Then I accidentally fall out of my balcony. Happy effing mondays all of you bastards!

#2 I ALREADY KNEW THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER INVENTED BUT THE LIMITED EDITION PIZZA BOX SET IS DRIVING ME CRAZY IM GETTING IT TOMMOROW

CHIVE ON DRINK IRRESPONSIBLELY
FUCK DA POLICE

<(O_O)> OMG DID HE JUST CAPS LOCK YOU ALL TO DEATH AND GET WAY WITH IT!!!!!! OMG XD

#7…. Like a boss

I love racism guys… I kid I kid just trying to get shit started

What Is Irony? (With Examples)
by Guest Author

what is ironyRecently I was walking and talking with my co-worker, who happens to be a freelance writer and aspiring journalist. We were talking about the fact that our employers were providing us with a Thanksgiving lunch the day after Thanksgiving, and she said, “It’s so ironic!’’ – all emphasis and drawing-out of syllables possible used on the last word.

This is a smart girl I’m talking about. She’s a college graduate and has done her fair share of writing and reporting. And even so, she doesn’t know the definition of irony.

Merriam-Webster defines irony as:

1: a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other’s false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning —called also Socratic irony

2: a) the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning
b) a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony
c) an ironic expression or utterance

3: a) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result; an event or result marked by such incongruity
b) incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play —called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

A simple way of putting it is that irony usually signals a difference between the appearance of things and reality. For instance, here is how Wikipedia defines it: “Ironic statements (verbal irony) often convey a meaning exactly opposite from their literal meaning. In ironic situations (situational irony), actions often have an effect exactly opposite from what is intended.”

Confusion is such that there is even a website, IsItIronic.com, where you can post your own question about whether or not something is ironic. Readers will cast their own vote – you can see the percentages of the votes – and the website will provide the final yes or no verdict.

Here are some examples of irony (or the lack of):

Is it ironic that I posted a video about how boring and useless Facebook is on Facebook?
Reader’s Verdict: 93% NOT IRONIC; 7% IRONIC. Final Verdict: NOT IRONIC.

Is it ironic that the name of Britain’s biggest dog (until it died recently) was Tiny?
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Bunch of fake petition “signers”. Lame & just sad. Keep The Chive the same!!!

#9 Epic kiss with that chick, overlooking the epic vomit-bomb
#23 American Girls fetish with getting into heavy appliances, is equal to Chinese girls licking door knobs

#23 She is loaded in more ways than one

#1 how did he drink through his helmet?

#9 – Someone has got some seriously awesome timing.

#15 really? people can get wasted on keystone?

#23
Well, at least someone drinks a decent beer. Seriously Chivers, step it up with your beer selections!
#9
Maybe the grossest vomit picture I've seen. (not that I generally look for them)

#3 how I met your mom.

#8 The dumbest way to get Herpes.

#3 & #7 awesome!

#34 – John Mayer really let himself go

#9 Photopuking..

#7- you are doing it wrong…

#9.. Challenge: Greatest Photobomb ever.
Yep take that off the list.

#7 Almost made it!

#9 is that snooki?

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# 23
The solution for when your girl gets too wet.

#33 haha thats us such a good night!!!!!!
I look like i'm posing though lol
<3 the blonde chick