Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • stacy



  • AssClown

    #3 Would be the best 69 evar!!!!

    #10 Mtv and their RnB/Hip-Hop music videos with all the bitches and ho's hanging around pimped out cars singing about bitches and ho's hanging around their pimped out cars…fuck, hate that shit….

    • Catalyst

      #3 Alright, stay juuusst like that.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meanwhile in Australia…
      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/HTM9x.jpg"&gt;
      – Fan testimonial: "Another thing is you sound a LOT like a Chive staff member – especially when you said, "Slow days at the Chive? When was that? Apparently you work very closely with the Chive staff to know how busy or not it can get."

  • thomas


    • Grant

      seriously… wow

    • Charlie

      I needed to see that again thank you.

    • Dan

      Elizabeth Loaiza

    • Jason
      • Jason

        Oh yeah NSFW

        • GI Joe

          I bet she had beautiful boobs before she pumped them up…

      • suomynona

        Thighs like Twizzlers, rubber tits & shopped ass. You can have her.

    • Austinaveous

      Pretty sure she was Miss Columbia at some point.

      • Eric Michael

        Colombia with an 'o' is the South American country.
        Columbia with an 'u' is the capital of South Carolina, a university in New York, and a part of Canada.

        Trying not to be *that guy*, but my wife is Colombian and the unwritten part of our vows was I have to correct this whenever I see it.


    • _maxPain_

      looks like she's waiting for something to happen 😉

    • Heidi

      I think she's the prettiest girl I've seen on here. I'm straight, but I'd reconsider my stance….

    • UKnowWho

      Excuse me I need to go punch my wife in the face,,,

    • Carlos

      wow, crooked nipples, fake butt, and different size boobies…..2/10 would not bang!

  • maximum_high

    #46 Forever alone

    • green

      girlfirend level….asain

    • Matt

      hahahha, i think this is NERD LEVEL 100 million!!!!

    • DirtyChar

      Shes only 10 years old on the show.

    • Frank's Shirt

      I dunno… seems legit.

  • Dane


    Remove Thine Helmet!

    oh, and make Country Girl the Chivette of the Week

  • Woody

    #3 best upside down Dar ever

    • parkatola

      Impressive. Most impressive.

  • Herb

    Thank You!!! WTF?

    • drewplp

      Does anyone even know what the bottom picture is?

      • Phil

        It's LMFAO, not sure which song though

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Best thank you I've seen in a while

    • Orville

      Maybe someone's creeping out of the friend zone?

      • Smitty

        Friend Zone level: Cock tease troll

        In the past, as a man who didn't mind occasionally shopping with my lady friends (FZ or not), I told them that I would not shop with them for lingerie unless it was something I was going to get to see and take off of them. It prevented some FZ trolling and helping pick out a woman's lingerie for another man's sexual excitement I found kinda creepy.

    • obozo

      but you are still in the friend zone…..

    • Undershooter30

      Tried it on without undies, can't return it now!

    • Kroc

      …and she got glasses, G L A S S E S ! rrrrrr….

    • Smitty

      Wow. +192 for the Friend Zone cock tease? Really?

  • PdxChiver

    #48 "Because you can't motorboat a personality."

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      "and I cant put my fist in your childhood dreams"

    • skip

      is that Kim Catrall when she was younger?

  • jimp

    #48 awesome POV

  • jag

    #30 No thank you

    • Tuff Guy

      #24 more your thing, jag?

      • RCT

        I think he meant: "No, Thank YOU!" At least that is how I saw it.

        • RCT

          Commas change everything.

          • jag

            they sure do

    • JerkFace

      Hey everybody, It's jag the fag

      • Hippo

        Hey it's JerkFace the fag.

    • Smitty

      Nope, jag has it right. Say no to the Friend Zone. Neg bomb this into oblivion.

  • Lawrence

    #17 This looks shopped

    • Riley

      Seems legit

    • billshakes626

      It's not. It's Mac's shitty version of a green screen in photo booth.

      • artistsgottaart

        and here I thought the fact that she's a giant gave it away

    • swenka

      I can tell cause of the pixels.

  • Blue Dean

    #10 Blame MTV!

    • Flicka

      What does music have to do w/MTV? You must be old. And I'm fucking 40.

    • browncoat713

      I blame the people who write "da"

  • Grant

    #43 Cutest picture ever.

    • Sheldon

      They should have put the sad face under it

      • Sheldon

        They should have put the *eyes watering up/ bitting lower lip* pic under it… is there a name to that face?

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #1 Mind the gap!!

    • Blumpkin

      Doin' it wrong!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      what gap? there's no f*cking room there.

  • Tuff Guy

    #48 Who the fuck is this? Find her!

    • spydermonkey

      elizabeth loaiza…says google.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz… says Paula

      – and Paula is always right

      • Styles

        Die in a fire. Not fallin for it

      • WTF


      • Tuff Guy

        Thanks Paula. Just threw up my breakfast.

  • whyme1973

    #3 I have so many dirty thoughts in my head right now. So damn sexy.
    #20 Don't stop now. Keep them coming.
    #30 You have the best friend ever.
    #40 F-ing awesome! My wife needs more friends…and tattoos.
    #48 Keep your eyes closed, I hear it burns if you don't.

    • JOHN

      I really fucking hate #20. your modeling is a joke and your photoshopped photos don't erase the memory of your massive nose and your pock marks. eat a dick

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #20 wow, Patty must have been really going at it!

      – the one you love to hate

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    Wtf is wrong with kids these days? #17& #46

    • heywoodjablowme

      they all listen to the bottom half of #10 for some reason.

    • http://twitter.com/The_BradyBrunch @The_BradyBrunch

      Yeah, Misty is way hotter than the new girl

    • Anon

      They are young and did something decently ammusing for their age group. Whats wrong with you? The only thing wrong with the 2nd one is the choice of not dating Misty!

  • Zach

    This happened when you stop saying "the" and start saying "da". That's what the fuck happened.

    • Jak

      Don't for the "tha" era. That's back when Metallica was awesome.

      • The_Dood

        -James Hetfield


    #44 who's regretting it?

    • D.J.


    • Markus

      How the hell did you see that? I could only see tush…

    • Random Poster

      know how i know you're gay? Messin' with ya 😉

    • its_forge

      Well, it could be regretful if she's getting dressed and you were too tired or too drunk to plow her more than once the previous night, I suppose.

    • thedude325

      Me gusta…

    • WTF


    • matko


  • thedude88

    #38 you just fucked yourself chive, everyone is going to be showing up at your offices…Godspeed.

    • NOOT

      but they'll bring free beer. sounds like a win in my books.

      • The_Dood

        Depends on what kind of beer. If it was Bud Light or something of that sort I would slam the door right in your face.

    • Jayavc

      With FREE BEER! um, WINNING!

    • Arizona St.

      I see them about Venice/Santa Monica and they're good guys. They remember names and buy drinks for Chivers. Much as I'd like to hate they're actually very normal people.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'll chase away anyone not carrying beer!

      – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go a fuck it up….the 2 of you grinches should be ashamed of yourselves…"

    • Darma

      nice guys. met them at Bigfoot West Lodge in Culver City a while back. After they left, I got the bill for me and a few of my girlfriends. zero bucks. chivers paid it on their way out.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        let the pilgrimage begin…..

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #1 is going to be a problem. #8 you have some big freakin teeth http://www.mensconfidence.com

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      WARNING! MIDGET GAY PORN SITE that installs a trojan!

      – awwww…. you were doing so well….
      – I'll be watching you!

      • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

        I'm not one to give up, that's for sure 😉

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So you want the fast route to an IP ban then?

          – you'll be sorry…

          • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

            You might want to elaborate.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Don't you just looove reading e-mails from banned users about getting the IP block lifted? Begging is good for the soul they say, I'm not so sure about that.
              Could be because I don't have a soul.

              – the one you'll love to love

          • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

            Oh, got it. You're an employee. Okay, cool. I wasn't sure about the guidelines. A simple "you can't do this" would have sufficed.

            However, why list the option for a website if its frowned upon?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              No harm done, and this is much more fun.
              Listing a website (e.g. if relevant to your comment) is one thing, spamming it in every single comment is quite another.

              – Oh! and employees are people that work! Hahaha!

              • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

                Got it, yo.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  And I'm not an employee.

  • pat

    #30 thats gotta make the friend zone even worse

    • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

      I don't know why a dude would punish himself like that.

      • Smitty

        Because he's a fool.

    • Brian

      Friend zone nothing. He needs to tap that.

      • Smitty

        There is no 'tapping' in the friend zone.

  • Jeff

    #10 What happened was lazy fuckers starting typing "da" instead of the.

    • Above AVERAGE

      See Zach's comment, 2 minutes prior to yours.

      Just because chive gets all their material from Reddit doesn't mean you can follow suit and get all your material from Zach

  • DrGarnicus

    #44–no regrets on this end….hey ohh!

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