Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I hate mondays!
    <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/berry-break-31-2-18.gif"&gt;
    – the one who can't get in to her wintersleep

    • Brian

      You are slipping. You keep getting thumbs up!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        One day, maybe, you'll see I don't care about that. At all.

        – chosen Best Commenter of 2012

        • Charlie_Cheen

          Man, if you haven't been purposefully trolling this whole time then you are just really socially awkward.

          • mihaisuzuki

            Jealous Cheen is jealous?

    • Harm

      who is Paula and Y U hate her?

      • marco

        cause shes annoying..

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #29 me like…. Come join me in my wintersleep?

    – # 1 commenter of 2012

    • I_Hate_Paula

      I hate you

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – chosen Best Commenter of 2012

        • JONNNY WATER


          • The Foley

            What. The. Fuck.

            Reading that killed parts of my brain meat.

    • Wayne

      Paula, be a dear and get the HQ of this shot from her before you lay down for wintersleep?

  • Ricco

    Me 2

  • hater

    #5. Yo Dawg, we heard you liked treehouses, so…

    • THE ROAK

      This IS pretty cool, but the troll in Ernest Scared Stupid has scared me from all tree houses.

    • Sweet D

      That's only a mile or so from my house; I always wanted to get hammered and sneak to the top! The dude's house looks like a dollhouse though, not sure what his deal is.

  • Ricco

    #4 is very elegant, quite presidential.

    • Mr. Scott

      Ah, a Bush voter.

      • fieryredheadkate

        Reagan actually

      • Ricco

        And your point is…….Hey! Scott!! Thanks for reminding me, I'm out of toilet paper, thanks!

      • Ricco

        Fuck you liberal piece of shit.

    • R-Dub


    • Buford_Justice

      I guess it does make you look cool

  • Rollout25

    #3 Grandma get the GIMP!

    • SJay

      Is it just me or is that Bondi Beach?

      • Mr_Clapp

        I'm thinking newtown.

    • MattKL

      Gimp's sleepin'.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

    #30 … You remember the name of the town don't you?

    .. Zihuantanejo

    • robonyc

      AJ Rantz – hilarious

    • Gacy's Clown Service

      andy Dufresne, who walked through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side

  • disturbed

    I saw LG naked. Am scarred for life.

    • LG is hot

      Where can i see please?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        The fact that that is underage material has been discussed over and over, yet some morons keep asking for it…

    • f1junkie


  • myself

    #2 I wonder if I am the only one that finds it slightly odd that the camera is sitting there without a lens? Granted since it's not digital it's extremely antiquated tech, but you never leave you lens off long or shit gets on the mirrors and is a bitch to get off.

    • r00s7a

      Yup… only one.

    • derp

      and we should care because…

      • DEBO1234


    • geek

      Could they mean they need coffee and are feeling unfocused? it is Monday.

  • average chiver

    #29 OMG OMG ,the hottest women alive ! Must Fap furiously !

    • PianoFingers

      Mind the fap

    • Señor Taco

      I hope that's just the outline of her butt cheek, and not something else.
      You know how the Chive likes to mess with you…

    • patov40

      Trolls can't stop LG pics, they can't even hope to contain them! Keep on being a lonely loser wishing you were as pretty. 😀 (Girl trolls make me laugh)

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 #16 I bet her armpits look like the house in the before picture.

    • Jim

      I thought that was a dude

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Me too, for realsies.

        – chosen Best Commenter of 2012

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl


      • Ricco

        Cubanita Rica

    • crat k

      ant other creviceses (bike her luck holw)

    • JT Mo-Nay

      It's Hippie Harry Potter. How has noone noticed this?

    • phillip

      when was the last time ( decade) when "she" washes her hair??

  • Jay T

    Dad of the decade award goes to him.

    • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1

      The reason why I will never read a parenting book. Do you think this epic father did?…. no

    • etcrr

      Damn good catch. That's a guy who pays attention to his kids. Kudos to Dad

    • robonyc

      very ron swanson

    • DistractedCO

      What is that thing that goes flying to his left after he catches the kid? Watched it like 20 times and couldn't figure…..

      • SPZander

        you don't mean the seat to the swing do you?

      • fieryredheadkate

        I think it's the boy's Teddybear

  • Bizarrobear

    The Lilliputians captured Santa! #14

  • Ramblin'

    Sorry honey, there comes a time in man's life when he's got to hit the road


  • blub_glub

    #16 it's nekked

    • chicago

      I like it shaved. Its best to keep a shaved bush: it looks so nice, easy to find it and much nicer to keep it clean…

  • Anon

    #26 has the coolest touque ever.

    • banana flapjacks

      hannah is that u?????????

  • Me.

    #6 Call of Virgin: Lack Sex

    • derp sr.

      forever alone

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #12 Fuck you lazy bastard.

    • tralfaz

      Say that to his bears face.

    • testudo

      Bear cavalry ain't what it used to be….

  • That guy...

    #24 "….Bitches love pearls"

  • Sal

    #9 Where is this??

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1308240081 Keith Jasin

      Lucern, Switzerland . It is such a surreal atmosphere around the monument. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Monument

    • Sieggelwald

      I went to a concert there once. It's an beautiful place.

    • The Bandit

      Lucerne…my home….

    • red_dawn19

      in Switzerland. iv been there, and its pretty awe inspiring

    • ahheadlock

      Amazing place. Cool story behind the Lion too.

      • Jay

        Tell me the cool story, bro.

        • ahheadlock

          its all in the wiki article

  • Doctor_What

    #28 #28 #28!!!!


    • That Guy

      Top 5 greatest thing I have seen on this site in 2 years!

    • robonyc

      and dude's psyched reaction – awesome

    • Jimmy C

      Really? Besides the shot going in, nothing about this is remotely impressive.

    • iglove

      I believe the term you are looking for is KOBE!

  • http://twitter.com/GazRipsCones @GazRipsCones

    #19 Like a boss

  • Tim

    #28 waaaay too much time on their hands.

    • KFAD

      They are Kids. What else do they have but time?

    • Frank

      You've never played what my friends and I referred to as "Diveball." We spent years playing a variant of this game instead of doing our life-guarding duties. What makes it so great is that every pool makes the games different due to the location of slides, dive boards, and apparently mini-trampolines.

    • That guy...

      I'm sorry, are the children playing on summer vacation not productive enough for you?

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #4 and #29 lol. I'm glad I stayed up for this. http://www.mensconfidence.com

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      WARNING: gay porn site!!

      – chosen Best Commenter of 2012

      • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

        Tough crowd lol.

  • Chris

    Awesome shot, made me smile on a Monday.

    Cheers Bob.

    • Harm

      i like to see more of that….

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