I do what I want (30 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • Sharky

    #9 Technically, he's not beyond that sign

    • shtsquid

      true dat

    • robbie_R

      Effective sign!

  • Felix

    First =D

    • Cross


    • Not a fan

      Put an 8 ahead of that smiley and your good to go.

      • Jeff

        Put an apostrophe and an "E" in that "your" and you're good to go.

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #2 is me for sure. I have a torn labrum to prove it. hahaha #22 no way. I'm afraid of heights.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So… we're a fast learner.

      – bonus points for the correct movie title

      • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

        No clue. I even Googled it 😦

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Aghh! Alien Resurrection! Alien 4!
          There's more: "Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this… human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours it's gonna burst through your ribcage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?"

          – # 1 commenter of 2012

          • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

            That movie gave me the creeps lol. Alien vs. Predator was pretty awesome, and Sigourney Weaver is still a looker 😉

  • jasgat66

    #24 I confess.. Weekend hangovers make this happen way too much for me…

    • sockman

      Why would you have socks labled for left and right? A sock is a sock

  • shtsquid

    #1 Big surprise, Honda driving douchebag parking like a retard

    • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

      He's probably 4 feet tall, too.

      • shtsquid

        too true

    • Dalton

      you already know he thinks it the fastest nicest caar in that lot

      • shtsquid

        pretty much…that comes standard with every Honda owner

    • yoselahonda

      Sometimes I just wish I could get my car retrofitted like James Bond and blow all the assholes off the road with my rockets.

      • Bob

        I'd like to park my cart on top of his car.

    • Underbaker

      You sure he didn't piss some jocks off and that is their revenge? Not much space for getting in/out of the car.

      • shtsquid

        Thats a good point actually

      • NonAsian

        he is probably a small asian so he doesn't need much room

      • passwordistaco

        Thank You for a little common sense, This is a prank you tools!

    • robbie_R

      Is that a cart return, my cart would be returned to his bumper

    • Racist ShitHole

      you know its some N1663R that doesn't know any better. who else would lower a POS honda on steel rims and waste money on a custom paint job? I bet they drink a lot of mountain dew and grape soda.

  • Holy Hell

    Oh my God, these rebels are everywhere.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      If you've ever been to Tucson, you'd have that same expression on your face……

      • Mo'Phat

        While I agree with you about Tucson, that sign says Tustin.

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          Hahaha!! Shit………that proves my excellent ASU education.

  • MigraineBoy

    #17 That's what she said.

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  • etcrr

    #14 I laughed so hard

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      And the passengers are watching the shit in 3D….classic.

    • Andy

      What the hell kind of glasses (or whatever they are) are the people on the bus wearing?

  • chicago

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  • kairos

    time to retire #4 😛

  • mali_sapun

    #11 nothing wrong here, that car is merely saving parking space. you know how hard it is to find free parking space sometimes

    • ThatGuy

      Actually this is vehicular teabagging.

  • Truth

    #22 London Eye?

    • Lance


    • spydermonkey

      From what the other guy says…yes, it is. Also, not exactly leaning against the doors either…looks more like a pulling motion. I do what I want fail…

    • K-O

      Wouldn't mind seeing the next picture if he was actually leaning against the door

      • ThornyDevil

        I had to read the sign to a guy once when I was on the London Eye. He was having his picture taken against the doors, I also had to explain why it says what it does.
        Some people are too thick to be allowed out.

  • Sieggelwald

    #7 He's at Ikea, there's no way he wanted to do that.

  • Noname

    #30 WOW a CRT. WTF!

    • forfunone

      like a boss!!

  • http://Www.soundcloud.com/bline B Line

    #30 ill wait, i sobt mind…… I brought my own entertainment……

  • The_Dood

    #21 What is the top picture?

    • MattyP

      It means *CAUTION: 70's Porno Bush Ahead*

      • The_Dood

        With Thing floating above it I guess…

  • NitroKa

    #26 Feel free to climb and mount my manhood.

  • _Moose_

    I told my niece we couldn’t go see Smurfs again, so then she like, started warping space and time. #4

  • LeoLoco99

    #7 find her @ the register!!!!

    • McBanger


  • techno_viking

    #1 I'd slam a cart right into the back of that piece of shit.

  • http://forgoneintelligence.tumblr.com Chiver


    Whoa! We're messing with a bad ass over here!

    • Ricco

      Very good!

  • luckyB

    #1 i'd leave a shopping cart….or two on top of that shitbag car.

  • http://forgoneintelligence.tumblr.com Chiver

    Clearly doin' it wrong. It's suppose to be a black hand

  • Havaard


    His mom told him he had to get out of the house more often.

    • Random Black Guy

      That dude is wearing a twilight shirt

      • Keith_D

        I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that…

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