First day of Chinese bodyguard training seems nice (12 Photos)

Female trainees show up on the beach in Sanya, Hainan province in preparation for a spot among the elite Tianjiao Special Guard/Security Consultant Ltd. Co, which is presumably some league of smoking hot assassins or something. The hopefuls are looking at another 8-10 months of intensive training but first must endure this... their first day.

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  • blah!

    daaaang! Looks like SEAL training! lol…. FIRST!

    • cant get me down

      LOL two replies after my comment and two thumbs are given to mine…. SolidusSnake420 &T-money: TROLL MUCH?? I returned the thumbs down favor to you. 🙂

    • thumbs up

      AGREED! These Chinese girls are HARDCORE!!!!

  • SolidusSnake420

    #5 I SAID CRAWL BITCH!

    • mihaisuzuki

      And if you don't know how to crawl go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

  • T-money

    Bikinis? Official uniform? Sweeet

    • Underbaker

      I can understand the logic here, you have to be ready to guard your client even when you feel vulnerable, if it were ethical they would probably have them do it in the nude.

      • swenka

        Less wind resistance when chasing possible enemies! And distracting.

  • OneClownShoe

    What day is the kitchen training?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      That comes naturally to them. They don't need training in the kitchen.

    • BryanC

      all of them

    • Dr. Dick

      you're as played out as a porn stars butthole Clown

  • MigraineBoy

    #4 That's how they thought of the Human Centipede.

    • Pfizzle

      ruh no Kyle….herea comes da cuddlefish!

  • luis

    wtf is that

  • Dr_StrangePants

    Best Drill Sargeant Job in the world?

    • blah again

      AGREED!

      • benbobbins

        Best Drill Sergeant job, too.

  • Holy Hell

    #7. This training includes ……….. How to drown yourself.

  • wut?

    lady chinky eyes

  • Ral10n

    #4 reminds me of something I never wanted to see again…

  • krypto092108

    In pictures 8 and 9, the Platoon Log seems to be an intercontinental concept among Military and Paramilitary units…

  • Wet_tosti

    #5 You suck!! Get back to the kitchen!!

  • NOPEEEEEEEEEEE

    the chive censors and erases normal posts. but they keep r acist comments up. whats up w/ that? WRONG CHIVE

    • Simon

      White liberal guilt taken to the extreme!

  • disapointedwithtrol

    MY god… the first post already has 6 thumbs down?? SEAL is the first thing i thought too! and now were going on about rac1sm? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE NEGATIVITY???

    • me too

      might as well not bother with the comment section any more my friend….. its just full of synical negative fcks… COME ON FCKS! THUMBS DOWN THIS ONE TOO!!!

  • Bbob

    WTF is wrong with you, how is this R(acist)? because they said asian? or the post was all asian? So all the posts that are just caucasian are R(acist) against the white community?

    STFU you are wayyy to sensitive and need to get out of this politically correct B(ullshit) mindset.

  • Bbob

    WTF is wrong with you, how is this R(acist)? because they said asian? or the post was all asian? So all the posts that are just caucasian are R(acist) against the white community?

    STFU you are wayyy to sensitive and need to get out of this politically correct B(ullshit) mindset.

  • chicago

    #5 typically Chinese woman don't have an ass to worry about getting it shot off… or this trainer guy is just a dick.

  • Holy Hell

    NOPEEEEEE.
    STFU and GTFO.

    • NOPEEEEEEEEEEE

      NOPEEEEEEE

      • Simon

        Yet he has Wet_Tosti's misogynistic comment. o.0

        • Simon

          "Yet he has no problem with …"

          Sorry, NOPEEEEEEEEEEE's stupidity must be infecting me.

  • Rick

    Umm Mr. Nopeeeeee Keep calm n chive on, my asian brother from another mother.

  • http://TheChive RF3

    Hey NOPEEEEEEE, I hope they don’t censor this… Go fuck yourself. Btw, nice work on getting 40 out of millions to sign up for your silly petition. That should really shake things up.

  • Rick

    I would like to put them through some intense vigorous training.

  • NOPEEEEEEEEEEE

    I have no life and i am a disgracemto the human rce. Just because there are peoplgoing thru an intensive training and evaluation program and they all happen to be women and asian i think it is r(acist). Its because i think like this that i will never get laid, or have any chance to reproduce.

    • walkingtheriver

      You suck at trolling, you know that right?

      • notatard

        and your an idiot… you know THAT right??? LOL wrong NOPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one was OBVIOUSLY someone making fun of NOPEEEEEE. Chive is full of tards today!

    • duh

      this is obviously someone making fun of the original NOPEEEEEEEEE

  • ilovefarts

    Looks like good idea for a womens fat camp…no pain no gain

  • Bob

    Mac, is that really you trolling yourself?

  • Steveo

    This is no where close to being race IST. They are on a tv show and there on there own free will (maybe). Di what’s the big if Chive posts pics of it? Maybe these silly fools need more radiation.

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