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  • theblenny

    nicccceeeee.

    • Dirty Dingus

      #13
      I call the big one Bitey.

    • Nastii

      #15 …you won't escape the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

  • Lee

    Shatty

  • chuck

    #10 that shit would definitely put me over the tip into being the guy who walks into work with a pump action shotgun.

    • Derbymon

      I'm a musician….that would btreak my finger. Not funny asshole!
      I'm huntin you down

      • Rob Phillips

        Exactly my thoughts!

        • sadman

          From two people who have never set a mouse trap and set it off by accident. These traps are for delicate mice that can be killed by whacking them with a #2 pencil. If it went off on you would would be able to go back to fapping in a few minutes.

          • ummm....ew

            hahahah looks like you just # 2'd all over your fingers……you must not post often.

          • thedude325

            I don't know man…that looks like a rat trap

          • Your #2

            Sorry to say this(im lying). its you my friend who has never seen a mouse trap. thats a normal mouse trap that will snap you #2 pencil in half. so have fun fapping your #2 when it snaps your finger. HELLO STRANGER!!

      • Random Things

        You may need more calcium.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    I LOVE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK!

    • Underbaker

      I do too, but can't figure out why you said it? But WTF I will thumb you up anyway to show my love for CFS.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Fuck yeah! me too!

  • TrentVincent

    #7 No one gives a puck.

    • Sturve

      so goddamn clever

  • Marcel

    #18 Ramstein!

    • Squwilf

      Ram Stein

    • JDB

      Ya man I appreciate that. I was staring for a minute trying to figure it out.

    • The Dude

      Totally forgot those guys existed! Du Hast!

    • Shak

      Thank you…was having a hard time figuring out who "Memory in a Mug" were…

    • chris

      well done Marcel

    • goldmember

      It's "Rammstein", but thanks for the inlightment. :p

      • Chris

        It's "enlightenment" :p

        • Rey

          MAXIMUS WIN

    • BongZilla

      LOL, I was thinking Ram cup? Ram mug? Didn't think stein.

      • George

        Haha me too, I was like "ram …mug?" This, of course, relieves my bowels.

    • Pants

      Seriously, who the fuck is going to get this without the hint?

      • rammstein

        buch dich and ill show ya

      • davoinc

        What hint? it is ram and a stein.

        Maybe its only obvious because i'm an alcoholic IT worker

    • Biggus Diccus

      Wow you guys are tards, got it in less than 10 seconds

      • Jack_LeMac

        Damn man you're like the Clint Eastwood of recognizing puns

    • Random Things

      Du Hast started playing in my head as soon as I saw this.

    • Barry MCokiner

      Who is your tax attorney?

    • Justin

      Wow, I live in Ramstein and did not understand it…

    • Bryce

      i thought it was the computerpartscoffemug band

    • The Mad Zak

      Are you sure it isn't Memory Mug?

  • etcrr

    #6 is gorgeous no boss at work? Serenity!

    • Underbaker

      And you still have your clothes on?

      • bumble

        show respect

        • Underbaker

          What do you mean? Doesn't everyone run around naked with the boss is gone? I think they do it when the boss is in at the Chive office.

    • Ramrod

      I'd lock my computer and go to the nearest bar for the shift. Come back at closing time to clock out! Chive on!

    • stfu please

      FUCK YOU STAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10129012 Joe Schrage

    Du Hast

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001967982357 David Ingracia III

    # 19 LOL

    • stu

      fail

  • ibangahapa

    #18 I have to guess… Rammstein?

  • MgoBlue!

    #25
    I feel ya, buddy.

  • etcrr

    #15 I love this, I laughed way too hard

    • ASDFASDFA

      GO LAUGH YOURSELF INTO A HOLE STAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

      • Jennifer

        seconded!

  • The_Stif

    #17… making mine now.

    • ari

      me too

    • Redynz

      Ditto.

    • Dalton

      gonna look good on the outside of the door to my IT cave

    • Jack_LeMac

      They could easily do the helpdesk wheel of customer responses too, things like "Why would I troubleshoot? It was working fine yesterday", "Sorry, I guess I should have turned on my computer before I called," and "You'll have to go slow with me now, I'm pretty computer-illiterate" among many others

  • MikeBedlam

    #6 Adorable.

  • Csquaredapparel

    #4 man I hate when that happens! Normally I would ninja kick the shit out of that machine!

  • cjuncosa

    #6 I am a very reasonable employer … just sayin

  • AllanA

    #16 That's just wrong

  • Capt. June

    Mac the intern, You keep asking for my photo's and you never add them, so no I will not send in my photo's!

    • Mac the Intern

      We get a lot of submissions, if you don't see them right away you more than likely will soon. Keep sending stuff in, I love you so much.

      • Capt. June

        I was only joking, my photo's are not funny like the others I look at. And thank you, I love you too.

  • Truth

    #2 Sharted

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      It's just chocolate

    • Tak

      Uhhh, yeah. Take the whisk out before you let go of it so it doesn't spill your chocolate sauce everywhere.

      Your work wouldn't suck as bad if you stopped doing stupid things.

      • clumsybarista

        I put the whisk in after it had all fallen, it didn't fall because said whisk. Just thought I'd let you know so you can stop sounding like an ass.

    • Starfucks

      fucking skinny mocha, how does it work?

      • clumsybarista

        Right! Skinny Mocha sucks anyways.

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #28

    Well there's your problem…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I have lifted hundreds,nay,thousands of cars and never had this happen. Rookie mistake. N00B!

    • http://twitter.com/hellhunterx @hellhunterx

      I know someone that this happened to…..except he was under the car….somehow he survived.

    • this_guy

      well theres your problem you took it to carmax

  • Flicka

    This is like the time we redid the office AC plenum and some GENIUS decided that the shitter was the best place for the single intake vent.

  • Active_hunter

    #10 – MF, I get to punch you afterwards…

  • DonovanJames

    Get that sleeze ball Mitt Romney add out of my Chive

    Ron Paul 2012

    • barefootjourney

      I second that.

      Chivers for Ron Paul!

      • counting fail

        you can't "second" your own "i second that"

  • BostonChiver

    #18 is Hot Chip and they are terrible knock offs of Cut Copy

    • Above AVERAGE

      Or they could be Rammstein…get it… Random Access Memory [beer] stein?

      • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.p.ricci Tony Ricci

        #18 is 100% rammstein. thats deff ram for a computer in a stein beer mug.

  • XIII

    #18 shit yeah! Their my favorite too.

    • Heh

      They're your favorite, too?

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