A dose of irony (30 Photos)


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  • Pete

    FIRST!

    • mikey c

      Be my friend?

    • McG

      Idiot…

    • Catalyst

      #1 Sounds like my job!

  • KyleGoldstein

    #14 KKK on opposite day

    • pointgiven

      cool rhyme. do you do that all the time?

      • KyleGoldstein

        thanks for the chime, and your 2 cents instead of a dime, to answer your question yes i do this all the time as long as the day ends in Y.

        • Those People

          Hate you

        • mihaisuzuki

          Everyday he's rhyming

    • Mr Cain

      Would TOTALLY do the hottie in the middle. Who's with me?

  • Mito

    I would show up to #8 every fucking day asking if they wanted to buy something.

    • Dapper Dan

      No you wouldn't.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        but he would wish he did, and be filled with anger and hate himself for his fear, till one day he'd finally go – with a gun.

        fear —> anger —> hate —> suffering!

        • Vook

          Yes fear clearly leads to the dark side my young padawan.

    • misschris

      And be sure to show up right when they're trying to eat.

  • SomethingPhishy

    I don't get #17

    • wartsbybrooks

      Isn't that a Zune plugged into an Apple?

      • Dave

        I always thought that the Zune was a myth.

    • alampron

      Zune on a Mac

    • I dunno

      Zune being used on Macbook???

    • Doda

      I didn't either(

    • Lisa

      I didn't either. But that's because no one has a Zune so no one knows what it looks like.

      • Flicka

        i didn't because i'm not a brand loyalist.

      • Mike

        I have a Zune and it works great

        • 2pumpdump

          I have a zune and its a piece of shit.

          • SiT

            I dont have a zune, and its great

    • brandon

      Also running windows on a Mac using VM

    • Mike Hunt

      whats a zune?

    • The J

      I figured it was calling the device KingKool when it was a Zune.

    • GomerPyle

      That's because only Mac nerds would get this. I didn't get it either.

    • Tdb26

      I thought it was ironic because the name on the zune is KingCool68….and zune's are not cool.

  • Shame

    #18, Meanwhile in [ Insert name of country here ]

    • nona

      Meanwhile in Shame's butthole…

      • Jak

        I'm definitely gunna avoid that country when I go backpacking Europe!

      • doddleson

        Fuck!

      • Cardidge

        So where you live just saying butthole counts as wit?

        • Simon

          In Soviet Russia, Pepsi delivers Coke!

  • Håkon

    How is 17 ironic?

    • Joe

      Microsoft product plugged into an apple product.

    • Sorry

      See above

    • nuccabay

      its pretty weak but yeah its the microsoft vs apple

    • 6655321

      It isn't. Most of these aren't; you know, if you know the definition of the word.

  • Craigery

    #16 Not ironic. Student pilot, learning to fly, crashes plane? That's actually the opposite of irony.

    • Shame

      True say

    • coocoocuchoo

      Is it though… if the student pilot who went to learn to fly and indeed learned to fly…then that wouldnt be ironic at all. But if the student pilot went to learn to fly and did the exact opposite…ie crashed, then isnt that ironic?

    • CaptainStag

      Sorry Craigery but you're wrong. A crashed plane next to an advert for flying lessons *is* irony.

  • Sue Acide

    I think that someone needs to read the definition of irony.

  • Dalton

    lol kids and their hondas….

  • jasgat66

    #15 If you didn't know who she was (sorry to say I do) I don't think you could recognize her anymore… Drugs are a bitch…

    • Underbaker

      Trouble is that her drugs are asking her to slow down and take it easy.

    • whatever

      so, who is that ?

      • Ally

        An extra from The Walking Dead

        • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

          hahhahhahaa

      • Just_some_guy

        Pretty sure that's Lindsay Lohan, isn't it?

    • Yes

      This makes me want to vomit….really

    • Dave

      Think that is Pamela Anderson

    • Biggus Diccus

      Good thing her tits don't look drugged out in Playboy. I think the guy doing the airbrushing had some overtime on that issue.

      • its_forge

        Still not as much as Belinda Carlisle. They may as well have just drawn some pictures of a semi-naked woman and left it at that.

  • Craigery

    #24 A sign warning of fire danger is damaged by fire? Again, that's not ironic.

    • Lisa

      it's like rain on your wedding day

      • Sorry

        That's craigery!

    • The J

      By the old definition of irony sure, but the interweb definition of irony being anything you want it to be, they all are ironic. Especially the list itself.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        There is only the real definition of irony. If you start thinking there is a different one on the internet…time to get off the internet for a while.

    • its_forge

      Yeah for "irony" it would have had to have been a sign saying "this area is certified to be free of all fire danger." See? Sheez people seriously.

  • DrROBOTO

    • DrROBOTO

      most of these are coincidental only #13 is rly irony

    • Misfit7734

      That is exactly what popped in my head when irony was mentioned

  • Huzzah

    #20 I think I lived next door to that place about 12 years ago.

    • Shapoopi

      KALAMAZOO!

      • Coop-a-loop

        BroncoFootballRules! This place burned twice. It's got a new name now.

        • grunt87

          It is "The Library Taphouse and Kitchen" now. Huzzah, it is on West Michigan kinda by Hidden Hills.

  • Underbaker

    #13 But "Nothing" is written in stone. True statement.

  • chicago

    #15 maybe Lindsay turned "drugs" into street talk for 'judicial hearing' or 'court order' …

  • AGM129

    uuuuuh think he's an Eastern Orthodox Christian?

  • JWilli

    #29 – If I was tow truck driver, I'd be smiling like it was my first BJ!

    • etcrr

      if you were like me, it would be your first bj

      • Jimmer

        Mormon on the Chive. Love it

  • Thunder

    #20 Haha I live there when that happened. Great campus bar for Western Michigan Univ, Kalamazoo, MI. No worries, it was rebuilt. Cheap drinks and HOT waitresses.

    • grunt87

      Whaaaaaat you left Kalamazoo?!??! haha wish I could get out of this city!

  • Ryon

    #29 is from my home town. Provo parking police are the worst. When this happened, it made the front page of the local paper. Dumbass rent-a-cops.

  • justice

    #29 you have no idea how long i've been waiting for this

    • Adam

      Anyone who has ever lived in Provo understands the joy that this picture causes.

  • Mike

    I dream of a day when people actually understand what irony is, but I dream. Hardly any of these are ironic.

    • Ivy

      Who cares they were funny, just lighten up and enjoy… Geesh!

    • http://FAGGOT.ca HAHAHA

      YOUR JUST A DOUCHBAG

  • timmy tooth

    #22 is just asking for it

  • colmk

    #14 Look out, ninjas!

  • Logic, here.

    you ever seen a slave master thank his slaves for their cooperation? DUMBASS.

  • Craigery

    You see someone in robes and assume they're a "radical cleric"? Maybe YOU should stand in front of the gun.

    • The J

      A cleric blessing a gun, that is a bit radical. Of course he is probably just blessing the boat. The intention of the pic is for him to be taken as blessing the gun though.

      Your bias shows when you jump to the conclusion that it is the robes that cause the comment. Let go of your bias, learn to love.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Here's my bias: etcrr is a douchebag. Not letting go of that one anytime soon.

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