Hump Day: Rarified AtmoSPHERES (50 photos)

  • Tom

    #24 lose them now!

    • Joe Q?

      Yup. Not bad, but not that flattering either. Take them back.

      • DtownBrew

        I agree that you can find a better pair. But to be fair, I think we should see you without the jeans to see what you are working with.

    • YourMom

      Give them to me.

    • Bobby

      They look like moms jeans.

    • MattyBoh

      No! It's a trick.

    • YUUUP

      Well the only way to tell is to see her ass without them on!

    • Rolo Tomasi

      I really think we need to see the jeans from the front before making a final decision. Can you send the picture from the front?

    • Your Mom

      Mom jeans are back.

      • Dan

        Nope take'em back. Pics or it didnt happen!

    • otto

      Agreed – not flattering, makes your butt disappear.

    • Steve777

      I love jeans on a women and yours look great… your bare back and blond hair look better. Very sexy!

    • Mit

      Burn them and get yoga pants!

      • AmBush_Steve

        Or at least show us what you look like in yoga pants. With them WYSIWYG not like jeans.

    • yankeesji

      God no! Take them back, unless you're going for the "hi, I'm a mom with a square butt look".

      • andy

        i would totally peanut butter my dick up that square butt.

    • geek

      Keep the top

    • TheCritic

      Turn around so we can see what the front looks like…

    • Drew

      That's what I'm sayin…her back is flat and goes on for days

    • nosebleed

      I love that this is the very first comment. This deserves a sense of urgency.

    • Hairy Assnipple

      The only way those jeans would look good is if they were crumpled up on my floor in the morning!

    • Andre

      No. Please, let keep this site free of elderly porn.

  • givethedjabj


    • DoomsDayDub

      No, you're not. However, I will use your post to allow my post to still be on the first page:

      Why is no one talking about #39. It is absolutely glorious, and set in the perfect location. On a side note, I have those same cabinets and it's really annoying they have no handles. (Yes, I will be installing some soon, new house.)

  • nicky b

    #6 I love a hot ass half covered by a t-shirt so sexy

    • CaptainInsano

      My fav pic too, but they're all damn good..

      I really can't handle this post, it's just too much.. #30 is pure boner fuel too

    • dmh1218

      So totally agree. Leaves a little to the imagination — I like that. The lacy top is a nice selection. Moar!!

    • techno_viking

      I would motorboat her ass cheeks…

  • givethedjabj

    Need some more curvy girls on – fed up with the 'skinny' love me love me types

    • Gellin

      dude I agree!

      • Yup.


        • Underbaker

          Dude, stop talking to yourself and appreciate what is there. A very nice collection today with a some good curves thrown in.

    • Jouhker

      Really? I thought for once they actually had quite a few bigger butts, hips, curves. 6,8,9,10,17,21,28,30,34,38,41,47,50?

    • CaptainInsano

      If you want bigger, go to Golden Corral

    • Lotus

      I've noticed they've been posting more skinny girls in hump day as well. I come to hump day to see the big humps, there are plenty of other posts for your generic skinny girls.

  • EasternCanuck

    #2 seen it many times and it still aways gets me…

    • Frank M

      Jesus Fucking Christ! That chick is ridiculously smoking hot!!! What is her freakin' name!!!

    • John

      Anna Moryachka Konchakovskaya (I think….)

      • Frank M

        Thanks a bunch! Found a youtube of her dancing in a tiny blue bikini:

  • Gellin

    #6 #9 #10 #21 #34 oooh lawdy

    • Allen

      I swear to god I think i know who #24 is

  • EasternCanuck

    #33 AYAYAYE… me likey

  • DaveK

    #25 More pics of her!!
    But don't get fired….

    • K-saw Perc

      I dont care if you get fired, its for the betterment of HUMP day

    • jjj

      you can always find another job but you can't always find a smoking hot red head with an ass like that.

      • Chive_On

        The problem with the getting fired is it cuts off access to the hot redhead. So NO, don't get fired, just get us more pics!

    • Atwork

      You can't find many red heads with a hump like that. I agree that for the betterment of the chive we should see more pics.

    • The Dude

      Thanks for your efforts Pal! I'll have to share one of my co-worker's glorius humps in return.

    • dude

      I think she knows you're taking pics of her hump.. notice the middle finger she's giving? lol

      • crash0520

        she has fingers?

    • misschris

      What the…. hell… that is definitely Me. Weird! It's gonna be pretty easy to call out my co-worker considering there are only 2 of us! How does he not know that I'm a Chivette? Maybe he never reads the comments…? Well, I'm glad you guys at least enjoyed the picture! 🙂

      • Jukebox

        So can we see MOAR?! Pics or its not you!

        • misschris

          I've been on theChive before. I submit semi-regularly, but it's up to the guys what they post. I'll try sending in a picture of me in the outfit.

          • Jukebox

            Miss Chris, the self proclaimed Des Moines IA Chive office is looking forward to this photo. Editors note: maybe lose the leggings, hike the dress up and show a little more leg….

  • jrey81

    #1 & #10 so glad double humps are become standard in the hump day threads! #21 is the perfect hump-to-peek-a-boo-gap; seemsa au naturale too! #30 MOAR! I'd be for a whole thread of her! #40… Brazil, Y U So AMAZING!!!

  • Wrong

    #4 and #24 = no.

  • Rusty

    #47 – Yoga pants FTW
    #23 – White Yoga Pants, double awesome

    • dmh1218

      #23, you are doin' it RIGHT!! Moar!

    • K-O

      The inventor of yoga pants would be very very proud…and i am forever indebted to him/her.

    • Brigwyn

      #23 is Josefien Rodermans (age 17) I posted a link to her model profile in another reply.

  • tony

    32 Mmmmmm

  • plaything

    1st. My Weds is better now. Thanks chive

  • Tuff Guy

    #3 #8 #10 #17 #28

    This is the best Hump Day post ever. My favorites….

    • ilovethechive

      #2 = Spunky Angels: Madison…..great google search NSFW

  • rikooprate

    #2 Permission to board! #36 Sweet Mother Mary and Joseph!!!

    • Mattman

      Who is this fitness goddess??

      • Sweets

        Michelle Levesque……that pic was from a Muscle & Fitness mag I think……used to have until my wife threw it away!! That is one of the greatest fitness pics of all time

  • Bill Cosby

    # 9, you bounce and jiggle just like my favorite Jell-O, mmmmwwwaaaaahhhhh

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  • Jason

    #10 I wish this happened in real life, not just on the interwebs

    • Kevin

      agreed lol

  • NeedAss

    #4 and #24

    No ass, no thanks.

    • Jason

      you sir, are an idiot

    • tLoko420

      Well said..#24 keep them pants on…looks like you're not hiding anything anyway.

      • andy

        you spelled penis wrong. it is not spelled a-s-s.

        • tLoko420

          You replied to the wrong comment d-u-m-b-a-s-s.

      • legion


      • Peter G.

        Shut up, Meg.

    • aaron253

      Yeah, take back the jeans. They're not helping the cause

    • Woodrowrules

      I agree, they have a bad cas of noassatall

  • Dunny_

    #20 #22 #25 #32 #46 On one knee in Tebow-like stance….Thank you Jesus for such a glorious creation as Hump Day.

  • Patrick

    I could look at #2 all day…

  • Huell

    #24 Not bad. Could be better.

    • andy

      not bad. could be naked-er.

  • DirtyD

    I propose thechive start a new gallery called — "unsuspecting shots of hot co-workers"…upskirts would be a bonus. Get the ball rolling!

    • Huell

      In the words of the Guiness guys, "BRILLIANT!"

    • the_real_Mike


    • Yessirr

      The correct route is to introduce hot coworkers to theChive, get them addicted, constantly talk about how awesome Hump Day is and let them have the idea to post on their own. It works. Believe me.

  • Sampson

    #15 Kari Sweets, Google is your friend

    • dmh1218

      Incredible smile and beautiful at both ends!

    • Paul

      Thank you kind sir!

  • man-a-mal

    F@#king amazing hump day. Thankyou ladies an thankyou to the chive powers that be…….chive on!

  • Adam

    Possibly the best edition yet, if I posted all my favorite pics most of them would end up on the list!

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